this is your one reminder to make sure that your monitor refresh rate is set to the correct value

mine was on the default for a very long time and i just realised ive been living with a default refresh rate even though this monitor supports more than that

its in ur display settings

DofE hikes are the worst best thing in existence

so much fun but omfg my backkkk

make sure to check your drafts, because sometimes I go around and randomly add tags to your draft submissions

(read to the end before you comment something political)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

what did I tell you

9 subs to 800 woooo

There’s an eclipse for all you Americans today, so here are some eclipse safety tips:

• do not look directly at it, make sure you have sunglasses on
• do not take pictures directly at it, it can damage cameras
• if it’s cold, make sure you have warm clothes on if you’re gonna be outside for a while
• enjoy it!! it’s a rare occasion

fun fact: you can view the shadow on a live sat map or view the live NASA stream if you aren’t in the USA but still wanna see it.

i actually have not banned someone in such a long time, guys can someone break the rules for me

FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT WAS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO ME

book review time

I’m reading a really good fantasy book trilogy at the moment, called The Good Hawk (the trilogy is called Shadow Skye). I don’t usually post stuff like this, but it’s a really good YA book.

Not only is it really fun and engaging, it includes important topics such as:

• LGBTQ+ relationships,
• neurodiversity (one of the main characters has Down’s syndrome),
• the dangers of religion,
• dangers of colonisation and empire,
• and much more.
  

banned

my mood is sometimes YouTube loading icon and sometimes windows 11 startup sound effect

SIDE QUEST ALERT: ✉️ DM SwitchedCube just the phrase “you’re just in denial” as the subject and message body :)

the other day I was feeding the very friendly squirrels who like to jump on you to get the nuts out of your hand

but this one squirrel took it too far and climbed onto my arm to get the nuts out of the bag I was holding and I tried to turn my arm to politely remove it from my arm and it just stayed upside down on my arm, unbothered by the shaking

so if anyone asks about the scratches on my hand that is why

n.b I was very gentle with the squirrel dw

omg my favourite podcast spent half an episode answering a question I sent in to them

aaaaaaa

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/ahem-no-x-rays-will-not-cook-soup/id1680094699?i=1000647520111

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I’ve been looking through the wall posts and apparently some of you guys were moderator yesterday??? I was pretty active yesterday and didn’t notice anything. There’s also a couple of odd bug reports saying that people turned yellow.

Also a bunch of the site content has just vanished lol

I wish I had the motivation to work on game developing

I have a couple of projects that I really want to get done but I just have no motivation to work on them at all :<

guys I have news

• I’m leaving the site today
• im going to ban all of you
• im retiring from the internet
• i will change all your submission urls to have spelling mistakes
• i will not commit war crimes in 82 days and 3 hours

haha April fools!!1,1,1,1,,