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DID BRO GET BANNED

Went and mauled some human beans yesterday at the competition

got double gold 🥇🥇

every single sec of prep was worth it :)

now I may resume my couch potato era

i've decided to extend the jam entry period until june 30!!

is a popsicle called a popsicle cause it pops when you pop it out of your mouth?

:O

Ever been shot by a floating head with sharp teeth only to be electrocuted back to life?

Lyrics of the Day:

“Crosses grow on Anzio
Where no soldiers sleep
And where Hell’s six feet deep
That death does wait
There’s no debate
So charge and attack
Going to Hell and back”

- “To Hell and Back” from Heroes (single released 3-28-2014) by Sabaton
What better way for me to celebrate Memorial Day through Lyrics of the Day than to post lyrics from a song about the most decorated soldier in American history?

Oh, and here’s today’s comment:

I burnt my thumb on a match help ;-;

- What is patriarchy?
- It's being ruled by the patriarch of Constantinople.

- the history lesson, feat. Justin