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I’d estimate a solid 7,500 hours of my life have been devoted to Minecraft (13 solid years of playing.) Beyond that I have no idea.

I DID IT EARLIER BUT I TRIED IT AGAIN CHAT I AM THE NEW META

say that again

the miis on my island aren’t gonna do crap i’m smoked

got me feelin like

BigFatPotat, strong farm-boy vibes, taller than me, so I'd need to be careful and rely on technique. I'd say he has the upper hand here. I'd rely on boxing and Krav Maga techniques, closing the distance when I can. I'm worried he could pick me up though, he seems like a wrestler, so I'd need to stay low and able to evade or choke any grabs. 35% chance of me winning.

crowndeluxe, not too sure. Seems competent and like they'd have quick reactions. I'd keep a neutral distance and rely on boxing techniques until I get a better read. 50/50.

SnappNote, drummer, I know I'm cooked, with his crazy reaction speed he will 100% be faster than me, so I'd need to rely on grabs and slams to neutralize. Keep things close, get him to the ground as soon as possible. 45% of winning.

ajthepeach, seems like a cautious distance fighter, maybe relies on kicks? Close the distance and go for centralized blows. 75% chance of me winning.

cloudkitty, I'd smite them. First, distract target, then block their blind jab 💥💥. Counter with cross to left cheek 💥. Discombobulate 💥💥💥💥💥. Dazed, they'll attempt a wild hay-maker, employ elbow block, and body shot 💥💥💥. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture 💥💥. Break cracked ribs 💥, traumatize solar plexus 💥. Dislocate jaw entirely 💥💥💥. Heel kick to diaphragm 💥. In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery, 6 weeks, full psychological recovery, 6 months, capacity to spit at back of head, neutralized. 100% chance of winning. Discombobulate. 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Angelonasher, seems like the type of person to know Ju Jitsu or Muay Thai. Once again, I'd need to close the distance, keep a good defense, and go for heavy centralized blows. 50/50.

jellyfishh would telepathically make me explode. I don't know how but they can just do that. 0% chance of me winning.

ZappyGru this man knows ball, and so I feel like he'd know fighting. Probably taller than me, likely has good technique. 30% chance of me winning.

JustaFlqmingo, I know he is stronger than me as of this moment. If I were pre-injury it would be an even fight, but right now he has the advantage. I feel like he would target my weak shoulder, so I'd need to keep my distance and close in when he is worn down. I'd probably need to rely on kicks to keep him at bay. 10% chance of me winning.

JadeFire170 I don't want to hurt Jade 🥺... they also seem like they'd know crazy martial arts... 5% chance of me winning.

chickenpants93. Have you ever been hit by a Cucco bird in BOTW or Super Smash Bros? I feel like that's what he would do to me + strong farm-boy vibes. 15% chance of me winning.

Honorable mention: I know for a fact that I can smoke both EccentricEremite and CalDoesStuff. :]

hes already written hundreds more reviews than me its been 9 hours hes crazy

Chat I cooked a little bit, could’ve been way better at the start but I warmed up pretty good!

hi i’m blue and i’m ranking my siblings (myself included) 1-7 based on how much i like them

1. cloudkitty
2. BlueBoyBuilds (myself lmbo)
7. Tie between EccentricEremite and CalDoesStuff

chat i think i was spittin bars

anyways i think that is an interesting thread that y’all should check out, especially if you make skins or want to, it gives a lot of insight on the different thought processes behind making skins

www.planetminecraft.com/forums/communities/skinning/skin-makers-of-pmc-a-debate-about-styles-708592/

me when niche lizard wizard man

sweet momma i’m cooked

5:39 AM!

"What is your age?"
"I'M YEARS OLD"
"You are the youngest person EVER"