Sheep: the most common in america, but the cattle to sheep ratio may shift as you further trek down to the Mason-Dixon line. They are by far the easiest to handle and take advantage of. They are very stupid too, nearing the intelligence of birds. As a chicken, perhaps I am insulting myself, but I consider myself to be more sharp-witted than most other birds.

There is a charismatic sheep-woman who works as a mortician I am very close with, but she acts as too much of a motherly figure for me to consider her as a 'friend'. Even though her advice is poorly thought out, cliche, and made of empty filler words I love her to bits. Perhaps her compassionate demeanor stems from a mortician's job requirements to be understanding and supporting during times of grief.