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Garden's Custom Splash Texts

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Game Version
Minecraft 1.21.11
Resolution
16x
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GardenLikesMusic
Lvl 50Grandmaster Loremaster Procrastinator
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Works in 1.21 or below. Also works above 1.21.

mods please don't ban me i didn't steal anything

I ruined Minecraft by adding 920 custom splash texts into the game.
This project was started 11/25/2023, so some of the content is dated.

You can request pretty much anything as long as I don't get banned.

To download, drag the .zip file directly into your resorucepacks folder.


⚠️⚠️ Any potentially offensive or panic-inducing text was not written with malicious intent. ⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️ This pack contains swear words! ⚠️⚠️

19 Update Logs

Update #19 : by GardenLikesMusic 11/23/2025 3:16:39 pmNovember 23, 2025 @ 8:16 pm UTC

Sorry for my hiatus

Almost 200 MESSAGES were added in this update. The total amounted to be 957 (211 more than our previous 746), but I knew that there would be duplicates since I purged any curse words from my other resource pack, so I spent 30 minutes manually filtering through the list. Alongside some basic patches (removing some swear words because it isn't classy and removing many duplicate messages), 40 splashes were removed, leaving a total of 917 splash texts.

pack.mcmeta has also been updated.

Removed Herobrine.
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User6029592G
10/11/2025 9:07 am
Level 1 : New Miner
6 7 door doot
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User6020154G
10/03/2025 6:44 am
Level 1 : New Miner
Add 6 7 splash text
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djTA630
09/05/2025 11:22 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
yes it isyes, it's red
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ChillidogBoi
08/06/2025 7:51 pm
Level 29 : Expert Nerd
I'm a bit late, but perhaps: "now a major motion picture!", "music by Jack Black!" and "starring [​people in the movie]"
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Team UNNAMED
03/08/2025 10:43 pm
He/They • Level 69 : High Grandmaster Creeper
history
SUGGESTIONS!
  • Likes to eat apples and bana...nas?
  • Mine like nobody's watching!
  • Why did the creeper cross the road? Boom!
  • Came in like a wrecking ball!
  • Farming potatoes because carrots are overrated!
  • Can't sleep now, there are monsters nearby!
  • Chickens can’t fly... but they sure do try!
  • I swear, skeletons are aiming at me!
  • Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a shovel?!
  • I’m still looking for that one block I lost years ago!
  • Now with game drops!
  • I’m not lost... just exploring creatively!
  • Did I mine that block, or did it mine me?!
  • Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • Aw, dang it!
  • But everything is made out of blocks!
  • 조선안녕하!
  • Better late than nether!
  • Explosion hug~!
  • Yikes! Spikes!
  • Drop and give me 16 by 16!
  • Did WHAT?!?!
  • Minecartificial Intelligence!
  • Can't tell you how to get to Sesame Street, though.
  • Did somebody say Minecraft?
  • A wild STEVE appeared!
  • Whoo, Palworld!
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  • Whoo, in-game purchases!
  • Won't fire me! ...Help...
  • This is fine!
  • Stone get!
  • Happened!
  • Completely not a dating simulator in disguise!
  • Did not take the cookie from the cookie jar!
  • ...Live!!!!!
  • Don't leak us in the dark!
  • Planet! No, Planet Minecraft!
  • , people!
  • Must... resist... purchase...!!!
  • It's a party outside the USA!
  • Game!
  • Sends shivers down your spine!
  • Ascii or you’ll see!
  • Hahahahahahaha!
  • Likes trains!
  • Wants you to subscribe!
  • This splash was made just to dedicate GardenLikesMusic!
  • Thou shall not explode.
  • Is secretly just an army of zeros and ones!
  • M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T! Minecraft!
  • Is such a tool bag!
  • Joined the server!
  • Everyday mornings be like
  • says, click Singleplayer!
  • Splashing in the rain!
  • YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
  • Is allergic to humans! ACHOO!
  • Still not 2.0!
  • Why are you playing? Go outside or give your eyes a rest!
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  • No, this is Patrick!
  • Will you marry me?
  • Occasionally slacks off.
  • Hi, PLAYERNAME!
  • [url=tel:4829-9174-2837]4829-9174-2837
  • [/url][/*]
  • 10/10!
  • Has a wife!
  • Lol!
  • Go knock yourself out!
  • Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm lovin' it!
  • NO!!!!!!!11!!11!1
  • Deja vu!
  • 1went23!
  • Happy Veterans Day(?)
  • Is actually European!
  • But enough aboot me, let's talk aboot you
  • ZzzzzZzz... just 5 more... minutes, mum...
  • What I miss?
  • !eniN dna dnasuohT owT
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  • Boo!
  • This just in, it's Minecraft!
  • Papa John's!
  • PIERCE, YOU ARE DEAD!!!
  • Oh my goodness, a pig!
  • Refuses to make you pay to win!
  • ...Or is it?
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  • Can only be played by people 10 and older!
  • Don't try this at home!
  • Pizza, pasta, put it in a box!
  • Oh, of course it is.
  • Diagonal yellow text!
  • Hi there – I may look like a little line with big possibilities with some tiny little missing pixels here and there but I'm actually one's string of text! Wait, are you reading splashes.txt? Well if you are, then... uh, don't!
  • Haha! Get rekt, noob!
  • Apparently exists!
  • Nearly 350,000,000 sales!
Splash 1,000! (only add when there are exactly 1,000 custom splashes)
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User6029592G
10/11/2025 9:07 am
Level 1 : New Miner
Lol is already a thing
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Team UNNAMED
10/11/2025 9:45 am
He/They • Level 69 : High Grandmaster Creeper
this was months ago, do you know what time even is?
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GardenLikesMusic
03/10/2025 10:35 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Loremaster Procrastinator
HOW MANY IS THIS HOW DID YOU THINK OF THIS MANY WHAT DOES 482991742837 MEAN AND I’LL ADD ALL OF THESE WHEN I GET BACK ON MY COMPUTER THANK YOU SO MUCH
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Team UNNAMED
03/11/2025 8:35 am
He/They • Level 69 : High Grandmaster Creeper
It’s a fake credit card number. If you want you can exclude that from the pack we won’t mind.
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LittleTravisaIncBlockyCube
03/08/2025 2:40 pm
He/Him • Level 57 : Grandmaster Batman Healer
Suggestion: Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]--
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