One of the most common criticisms of Minecraft is that shulkers and shulker boxes don't open like actual, real-life boxes. As someone who has always praised Minecraft in the past for its pursuit of making the game as realiztic as possible, I naturally had to correct this glaring oversight.

Now, with the new-and-improved Minecraft, your shulkers and shulker boxes will open up like actual boxes! No longer will you have to grimace at the clearly ridiculous idea of a spinning, floating box top; instead, your boxes will feature two flaps taped together, opened up with the power of pure muscle, just as God intended.