Wilbur Soot's Whale Facts (Not for children)

This is a pack that makes the splash text on the Minecraft play screen whale facts.

- - - Whale Facts - - -
Whales can't look up
Whales pee salt
Blue Whales are not blue but indigo
Sperm whales can't cum
70% of Grey whales are blind
Most Belugas hate each other
Humpbacks do not have brains
Most whales eat shopping carts
The Russians used whales as spies
All whales can mate with dolphins
Whales are quadripedal
Whales do not have chromosomes
Whales where hunted for their tusks
Whales don't sing. They scream.
Fin Whales have 82 eyes
Whales, in fact, can't swim
Whales are incapable of love
Humpbacks have scoliosis
Some whales are venomous
The Welsh flag once depicted whales
Most whales are vergins
Whales can preform mitous
Grey whales lay eggs
All whales are female in hot water
Whales can breathe honey