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INTRODUCTION

Hello Minecrafters and welcome back to another blog! Today i'm writing about 100 ways to die in Minecraft (based off the TV show 1000 ways to die)! Get some popcorn and soda ready,because this is going to be a long list! This isn't one of my usual informative blogs but instead,I decided to write something more enjoyable and funny for readers. As always I hope you enjoy and have a wonderful Minecraftian day!

*NOTE:I'll be updating this blog daily with more ways to die in Minecraft!* Also if you're new to Minecraft these jokes may not make much sense to you. If your a veteran of Minecraft...you'll have a good laugh and possibly some bad memories. ( ;-;)/


100 Ways To Die In Minecraft...

  • A Creeper Exploded On You...
  • A Griefer Blew Up Your House Along With You
  • A Skeleton Decided To Shoot You In The Knee
  • A Hardcore PvPer Saw You As His Next Victom...
  • Crushed By An Admin's Ban Hammer
  • Lit On Fire
  • Drowned Like A Derp
  • Attacked By A Mob Of Squids Seeking Revenge :(
  • Suffocated In A Pile Of Gravel
  • Burned In Lava...Shouldn't Have Mined Those Diamonds...
  • A Zombie Was Hungry And Saw You Peeking From The Shadows
  • You Found A Circle In Minecraft Thus Defying The Laws Of Block-Physics And Blew Up The Whole World.
  • Fell Off A Cliff Into Molten Lava Surrounded By Creepers And Enderdragons...Yep...Seems Legit.
  • Died Of Hunger...Shouldn't Have Let That Pig's Mother Live...
  • An Angry Mob of Chickens Swarmed You After Killing There Brothers
  • Your Friend Is A @(#*$ So He Burned All Your Diamonds In Lava Making You Suicidal :)
  • You Just Had To Hug The Creeper...Didn't You...
  • Fell Into A Ravine
  • Struck By Lightning
  • Trees Got There Revenge By Rapidly Punching You In The Face...
  • Abusive Server Admin /kill You
  • Went Into The End With Only A Wood Sword And Some Golden Boots...
  • Punched A Zombie Pigman In The Face...Better Start Running...
  • You Made The Poor Ghasts Cry Flaming Balls Of Destruction...!!! D:
  • Ragequit
  • Fell Into The End
  • Shot In The Knee By A Rogue Spider Jockey
  • Punched A Cow's Mother, Great, Now You Got A Mad Cow On Your Trail.
  • Ate Raw Chicken
  • The Apocalypse -A.K.A- Creepers Now Rule The Minecraftian Lands...
  • Got Into A Fight With A Hacker
  • Tried Parkouring In The Nether...Bad Mistake...
  • Thought You Could Fly...NOPE
  • Fell From Sky And Missed The 2x1 Block Of Water...
  • Ate Rotten Flesh With Only 1 Bar Of Hunger Left
  • Drank A Potion Of Poison
  • Fell Straight Into A Zombie Dungeon Unprepared
  • Found A Hoard Of Poisounous Spiders
  • Walked In On Two Creepers
  • Tried The /suicide Command
  • Redstone Expiriment Gone Wrong
  • Blew Yourself Up With TNT
  • Your TNT Cannon Didn't Work Out So Well...
  • Tried Trading With A Zombie Villager *Credit To The Man Who Gave Me This Idea In The Comments*
  • Went AFK On A PvP Server...Big Mistake.
  • Going AFK In General...Top Killer Of Players
  • Trying To Farm In The Nether
  • Trying To Do ANYTHING In The Nether
  • Building A 1x1 Tower
  • Digging Straight Down......
  • Getting Into A Fight With An Iron Golem
  • Punching A Villager's Wife - His Response:YOUR IN THE WRONNGGG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHER @*#&$(-ER
  • Parkouing Over Lava
  • Trying To Put A Saddle On A Creeper
  • Trying To Put A Saddle On An EnderDragon
  • Listen...Just Don't Put A Saddle Anywhere...K?
  • Jumping Into Lava To Scoop Some Up In Your Bucket...Nice Job...
  • Getting spleefed into lava
  • Banned from a server! Oh no D:


  • Herobrine Is Coming For You...Good Luck...


Hope You've Enjoyed!
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Update #1 : 02/02/2013 10:10:42 pmFeb 2nd, 2013

After The Countless Comments Asking Me To Add More I've Added 15 More Ways To Die!!! Enjoy ;3 MWUAHAHAHAHHA

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ok im so sorry im a noob please tell me how to download this XD
  • Heliosk
  • Level 46
  • Master Architect
  • December 7, 2015, 5:05 pm
You can't download blogs silly :P
  • _Hellcat_
  • Level 25
  • Expert Toast
  • September 26, 2014, 10:40 pm
Rules, dude

Creating Blogs such as 100 ways to Die in Minecraft, Top 5 Texture Packs of 2014, and similar lists are not allowed. It takes minimal effort and would be better discussion for the forums as others may have differing opinions on what is the best or worst of any given subject. This also includes listing new features added to the game.
  • Phlob
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • November 11, 2013, 1:11 pm
A potion of poison wouldn't kill you, because poison only brings you down to a heart.
  • spires33
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dwarf
  • July 27, 2013, 10:35 am
tried to parkour in the nether bad job what i parkour everywhere i go and it saves my life
Suggestion: Trying to kill Notch
  • yraMtaN
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • February 5, 2017, 5:24 pm
Lel
  • spires33
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dwarf
  • July 27, 2013, 10:36 am
lol
  • Loue2000
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Scribe
  • June 10, 2013, 6:31 am
u sky army bro??
  • phytenman
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • June 10, 2013, 6:23 am
trying to kill the owner of a server w/ nothing but budder boots
  • DJCOol130
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Architect
  • June 6, 2013, 1:43 am
LOL Good Times Good Times
  • supersant15
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Warrior
  • June 5, 2013, 6:06 pm
Funny and enjoyable :)
As an admin trolling another admin that gets revenge and then you get revenge and then the owner kills you both.

Thinking your a pvp pro.

Meeting Herobrine.

Making the greatest thing there ever will been and blew up all evidence of its existence.

Riding a water slide your friend made.

Making your friend(fiend) mod in your faction.

Avoiding death.
  • Anonym2456
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Artist
  • May 4, 2013, 3:15 am
Trying to punch lava and get fire!
Trying to swim in the swimming pool in the Nether
  • tallsan
  • Level 23
  • Expert Toast
  • March 16, 2013, 5:41 am
Playing HG and killed by I dude after he says ":)"
  • Woodstockk
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Magical Girl
  • March 16, 2013, 2:19 am
diamonds in the middle of no-were, seems legit
  • collinman60
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • February 24, 2013, 4:35 am
Tried /kill all and realized thats only in a mod...
  • Malaionus
  • Level 30
  • Artisan Pokemon
  • August 19, 2013, 8:45 am
/kill works in vannila MC.
  • candle_
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Botanist
  • February 15, 2013, 9:15 am
Trusting people.
  • LilChap
  • Level 1
  • New Blacksmith
  • February 5, 2013, 3:47 pm
LOL Thought you could fly...NOPE.
  • Doctor Bone
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Mage
  • February 5, 2013, 10:10 am
Get punched into a hole by your friend with lava in it and fall into the void.
  • mjdigit
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Archer
  • February 5, 2013, 7:57 am
killed by a troller diamond/tnt troll
  • jtoomer1
  • Level 1
  • New Dragonborn
  • February 5, 2013, 7:08 am
look this up on the wiki under easter eggs "tried out mincecraft"
  • kuja66613
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • February 5, 2013, 6:02 am
staring contest with enderman
trying to fly
  • ToonTaco
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • February 4, 2013, 5:04 pm
Though you saw the enderman holding your diamond block and looked at it.
  • ToonTaco
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • February 4, 2013, 4:56 pm
On minecraft.net they say "Hug the big green things for a surprise" for a hint.
  • anarchytheOp
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Architect
  • February 4, 2013, 4:40 pm
Why do you even try telling them not to dig straight down? They never listen!
Great blog.
Anarchy out! *Insert hearty gentleman's laugh here*
  • spires33
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dwarf
  • July 27, 2013, 10:37 am
lol
  • Ca5tl3man
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Ranger
  • February 4, 2013, 1:15 pm
This Is Stupid
MAKE A VIDEO OF IT
  • _Tempus_
  • Level 20
  • Expert Toast
  • February 4, 2013, 8:55 pm
Can't read? Lol :P
  • Crafty Steve
  • Level 21
  • Expert Architect
  • February 4, 2013, 1:15 pm
OMG, guys, I've just got my free Minecraft giftcode!

>> Minecraftgiftcodes.me <<









JOKE NOT LIKE THAT
Do your own redstone work
Not pressing shift
Just one more block,
Try to make that ravine jump
  • tallsan
  • Level 23
  • Expert Toast
  • February 4, 2013, 6:23 am
[center][size=12px][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]Abusive Server Admin /kill You[/bgcolor][/color][/size][/center]

[center][size=12px][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]this happened to me on a server called The Eternal Forest. DON'T GET ON THAT SERVER. WORST ADMIN ABUSE EVER![/bgcolor][/color][/size][/center]
  • DrWheat
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • February 4, 2013, 4:21 am
I only have one complaint:

Getting shot in the knee won't kill you. You will simply be turned into a guard or soldier for the rest of your life, and be unable to go on adventures like so many other Minecrafters do.
Srsly bro?
That was old before Skyrim.
  • mercury12
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Mage
  • May 5, 2013, 1:21 pm
That's impossible, don't you think? :/
No, im serious
I know some ideas for next bog of this i have tons oh PS try this mod it is epic and addictive it called TEKKIT it would give you crazy ideas, everytime i update it wont work omfg i gave you an idea you had subcribers and you change some stuff like info and then people is like do i know you and you say yes but they bont belive you so they foud you i an server and killed you for lieing witch you wasn't lol.
  • jtoomer1
  • Level 1
  • New Dragonborn
  • February 4, 2013, 12:02 pm
tekkit and voltz... you will NEVER play vinila again
i know right

Monopoly lol
  • jtoomer1
  • Level 1
  • New Dragonborn
  • February 5, 2013, 7:05 am
words of the wise never use technic launcher unless you want to spend all your life doing it
You just HAD to hug the creeper didn't you LOL
  • Heliosk
  • Level 46
  • Master Architect
  • February 3, 2013, 3:21 pm
:P
  • russellha
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • February 3, 2013, 3:16 pm
I'm so gonna do a YouTube vid of this xD
  • le_toast
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Toast
  • February 3, 2013, 4:51 pm
sorry dude, about 4 people beat you to the chase. :L
  • russellha
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • February 4, 2013, 5:33 am
i dont really care...
  • Heliosk
  • Level 46
  • Master Architect
  • February 3, 2013, 3:21 pm
Go for it! xD
  • russellha
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • February 3, 2013, 3:25 pm
I might miss a few of the impossible xD but ill try
  • jtoomer1
  • Level 1
  • New Dragonborn
  • February 3, 2013, 1:32 pm
this would be AWESOME in a youtube video
  • Heliosk
  • Level 46
  • Master Architect
  • February 3, 2013, 1:35 pm
A person down below in the comments actually said he was going to make this into a Youtube Video! :)
  • jtoomer1
  • Level 1
  • New Dragonborn
  • February 3, 2013, 3:30 pm
awesome!!
Lol I like what you did with the font on digging straight down
  • Heliosk
  • Level 46
  • Master Architect
  • February 3, 2013, 1:33 pm
It was actually an accident when I was messing around with the fonts xD!!!
Haha xD
  • COBALTEZ
  • Level 22
  • Expert Unicorn
  • February 3, 2013, 1:25 pm
You actually put mine in :3

You keep adding better and better ones.
  • Heliosk
  • Level 46
  • Master Architect
  • February 3, 2013, 1:33 pm
Thanks! :3
  • Wolf76
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Dragonborn
  • February 3, 2013, 1:02 pm
What if I tried to do this all at the same time >:o
  • Heliosk
  • Level 46
  • Master Architect
  • February 3, 2013, 1:33 pm
That would mean...the most painful death ever known to man kind...o_o
  • Wolf76
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Dragonborn
  • February 3, 2013, 2:39 pm
That sounds fun >:o
  • popman22222
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Hunter
  • February 3, 2013, 1:01 pm
I love the"Tried the suicide command." =)
  • jtoomer1
  • Level 1
  • New Dragonborn
  • February 3, 2013, 1:29 pm
alternate, "wondering what the button does (you just HAD to press it)"
  • Tuscany2
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Princess
  • February 3, 2013, 11:26 am
how about, cant control the pig so ya fell off the cliff before you could get out of the saddle?

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