I have, and always have, made it my duty to find and create good analogies for topics and subjects. Over here i have compiled a great list of analogies which i find witty, interesting, or i just plain like. There is no specific order whatnot so you may be reading about octopuses one second and suddenly you wind yourself reading about raxacoricofallapatorius. yes its a word, google it. Im pretty sure 50% of you already have.
Oh dont copy and paste it. RAXA-CORICO-FALLA-PATORIUS. Copy and pasting ruins the mere awesome of the word. Now let us begin shall we?

...................................................................................................................................Oh yes and i will be posting some things about PMC here too. warp off if you dont like it XD.

The PMC Chat......is like a cake. You have the delicious toppings. The nice coating, and the dull center. The coating is delicious but theres very little of it. Even more so this logic applies to the toppings. The coating is there to moderate the messy pile and mess that makes the inside of a cake. The toppings are what disguises the ugly center.

Girlfreinds............are like good apples. You have to climb the tree, put yourself in danger, and when you reach the top, although you may not find the nicest looking apple, you find it has a good inside. The ones on the ground look nice and pretty but when you pick them up you find they are poisonous and deadly.

Wants.........are like drugs. They cost alot, are deadly to the self and will acertain pleasure for a few moments. Then you go back to reality and you crave more. In the end, it satisfies you for a while, but will harm you forever.

The Reynard........is like a gun. Effecient, useful, powerful, and solves problems. But its a heck to handle with the recoil and sure as hell expensive to keep.

Life................is like sashimi. Few bear it. Fewer eat it. Even lesser can enjoy it.

Well thats all for now. Post your analogies in the comments. All upstairs are made by me. if i quote any ill post it in another section of the blog.