Clever lies

Another adventure in my favourite server!

So i was exploring a stronghold i found and this guy signs in and starts spamming
Naturally, as a mod, i had to kick him for it. He then proceeded to rant and one thing
led to another and we were talking about computed processors.
He claimed he had an alienware which was modified and uses a I9(Prototype 4) processor.
To which i replied.
Alienware uses a Vestro 9 processor(Clever lie alert!).
To which he replied, NOT if its custom!
I remarked that there was no for an AlienWare computer to be custom(Another clever lie)
To which he claimed he customised it himself.
He said that the processor was a prototype and cost him 3500$.
That was an obvious lie, on his part i mean.
So i took a leap of faith and said that the instruction manual of alienware
specifically tells you not to modify it or the computer will crash(I dont use
crappy hippie junk like alienware) He then proceeded to give me a long
(and obvious;y google speech) that bored my brains out. When he finnaly finished,
i told him 2 things. 1, theres no such thing as a Vestro 9 processor. 2, You CANNOT
buy prototypes for Processors unless your the owner of intel's son.
he obviously wasnt as he claimed he was Peter Leonards son whos name was Milan.
He was so ownt that he just oleft on excuse that it was his dinner time.
I did a bit of digging around and left notes in places and found out theese few facts

This article is about the Australian journalist and newsreader. For the American crime novelist, see Peter Leonard (author).Peter Leonard
Peter Leonard attending the 75th birthday celebrations for Canberra radio station 2CA on 14 November 2006Born21 February 1942
Yass, New South WalesDied23 September 2008 (aged 66)
Mawson, Canberra, Australian Capital TerritoryCause of deathMesotheliomaOccupationJournalist, newsreaderSpouseGwen LeonardChildren3ParentsEvelyn and Frank Leonard

Peter Antony Leonard (21 February 1942 o 23 September 2008) was an Australian journalist and newsreader. He was born in Yass, New South Wales, the son of a Greek immigrant father who died when Peter was 17.[1] He was educated at Yass Primary School then at Canberra Grammar School as a boarder. The family moved to Canberra in 1956.[2]

Leonard had a number of jobs over his 45 year career history, commencing it at Canberra radio station 2CA in 1962, initially as a cadet copywriter[1] and later as an announcer and newsreader. He moved to ABC Canberra in 1982 as a radio newsreader and later television newsreader and weather presenter.[3] However, in his most recognisable role, Leonard presented WIN News in Canberra from 1991 until 20 July 2007.[4]

From 1970 to 1988 he was also the media director for the National Capital Development Commission.[2] From 1993 to 2003 he was head of national communications for the Pharmacy Guild.[5]

He was an active participant in several charitable organisations. From 1989 to 1998 he was on the board of the ACT Cancer Council and also served on the board of the ACT Multiple Sclerosis Society.[5] He became Honorary Ambassador for Canberra and the Canberra Citizen of the Year for 1991 in recognition of his community service and charity work.[3][5][6]

In December 2007 he won the Chief Minister-Public Relations Institute of Australia (ACT Division) Award for Community Media. He was the first individual to receive the award.[6]

Leonard was diagnosed with mesothelioma in January 2008[3] and died on 23 September 2008, aged 66. He was survived by his wife Gwen, children Matthew, Nathan and Natasha and grandchildren.

The funeral service for Peter Leonard was held on 29 September 2008, at All Saints Church of England, Ainslie. Family, friends and colleagues were among those in attendance.

It was announced (at the funeral service) in September 2008 that a journalism scholarship funded by the ACT Government and WIN-TV would be named in his honour

Yes. He claimed his father was still alive, a commercial lawyer and such, when in truth, peter leonard was a journalist, who died in 2008(Probably to escape Obama) So there you have it folks!