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"Here it is" I said while looking at the city from a mountain top "Bunkow City"

I walked down the mountain and almost fell several times.
When I came down to the closest road, I noticed that there were not that many cars here.

I said to myself: "Where can I get a house?"

Suddenly a guy with mainly blue clothes and brown hair and a british accent stood behind me and pointed at a buiding on the other side of the road
and he just said "Over there"

I saw the gray building with the big sign that read: BUY HOUSES OR DIE! I thought it sounded very promising.
I walked over to it and went stright into it

While Opening the door, I heard the loud squeak from the wooden door when I opened it. When I walked in, I saw nothing but pure darkness.
"Hello?" I said while sounding a little scared "Is anyone here?"

I now heard some footsteps getting louder and louder like a person walking towards me.

"Who is it?" I said but got no answer. But then the footsteps stopped which got me worried a little.
Someone began whispering to me and they said "Why are you here?"

"Uhh...I...I wanted to get a house" The guy then said "Well then...Why didn't you say that?!"
The light suddenly turned on and I began to scream until I realized, Nothing scary happened.
It was just an old man. "calm down...calm down" he said. Old MR He paused for a second and then continued Butt suck has the perfect house for you.

I found his name funny and began to laugh so hard that I almost couldn't breathe. "Haha hoho Very funny, huh?"
Anyways...I have the perfect house for you. It's at the end of the path all the way over there. He pointed at the window.

I looked through it and I saw a gravel path in the distance. "How much does it cost?" I asked the old man. "One...Thousand...dollars.

I looked stright at him and asked: "Are you serious?"