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Funny insults 2!

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Shabster2001's Avatar Shabster2001
Level 39 : Artisan Pixel Painter
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Hello everyone :D ive been requested that i make another one of these insults pages (do not be offended)
if i get atlease 5 diamonds for the last one so, here it goes!

i will do alot for this one! (sorry if i repeat)

1. your mouths so wide you could fit a banana in it sideways!

2. i would split you in half but i dont want two of you around.

3. if you became 10x smarter you would still be the dumbest person i know.

4. egg head. (FAIL)

5.You should wear a condom on your head because if you act like a dick, you might as well dress like one!

6. Yo mommas so ugly, she walked into the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

7. Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers and this ones for you... [Middle finger]

8. your brains the sise of a bread crumb

9. your just mad because your mom has a bigger dick then you.

10. yo mommas so fat, she downloads cheats for wii fit.

11. yo mommas so old, i told her to act her own age and she died.

12. yo mommas so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Diamond for a funny insults 3! :D

Thanks!
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Update #1 : by Shabster2001 08/21/2012 4:27:52 pmAug 21st, 2012

added a better image :D

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rainbow creeper bro
09/20/2012 8:53 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Dragonborn
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL TROLLOL LOL EPIC FUNNY LOLZ LOLLOLZ TROLLOLOLZ AWESOME BAUS AND YOU MY FRIEND HAVE TO BE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!! :D :D :D AWESOME JOKE BROOOO
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thurgiie
09/09/2012 3:19 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Taco
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i have a minecraft insult, Your so thick you were suprised when your wooden pick axe didnt work in real life.
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Alpha_Poster
09/06/2012 3:23 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Nerd
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I like number 7 and 5 the most. DIAMOND FOR YOU
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Gruntly5
09/06/2012 2:59 pm
Level 27 : Expert Artist
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I've got one;
For the last time, cheerios are not doughnut seeds.
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Shabster2001
09/06/2012 3:02 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Pixel Painter
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haha thats good, im not trying to sound needy but, once i get more subs or comments or diamonds imma make a no 3 then!
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Gruntly5
09/07/2012 12:40 am
Level 27 : Expert Artist
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Then you shall get my diamond!
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WhiteBuck01
08/22/2012 7:07 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Skinner
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i just might be your 20th sub! :D
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Shabster2001
08/23/2012 5:34 am
Level 39 : Artisan Pixel Painter
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yaaaaay!
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Hawkflight
08/21/2012 7:40 pm
Level 28 : Expert Geek
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XD but what does this have to do with Minecraft?
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Shabster2001
08/22/2012 5:13 am
Level 39 : Artisan Pixel Painter
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nothing at all lol. i guess the pmc team is letting me :3
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