Psst, are you listening?

Possibly?
Well. if you are I have a story to tell.

When I was a young BOY not a Elastic Band, I had a lot of fun in my childhood.
I loved rubber bands so, I used them to fix everything, like most people use duct tape.
I used to shoot rubber bands at people in my class and sometimes even at the teacher.

Her facial expression when I hit her giant Afro was like this:

>:O

Anyways you get my point as I love rubber bands, I was happy with my life, but it got better.
I started using all my money to buy rubber bands, I would purchase them in bulk of 500 packages.
I even purchased a giant rubber band off of EBAY for $50.

I was so happy about this I began to go crazy for them!
So I also started a group, called "The Rubber Lovers"

And No im not talking about that kind of rubber. :o
Im talking about rubber bands of course!

Anyways to continue with my story, one day I was sitting in bed with my rubber bands making no sense with them.
Then I looked out my window. I saw a shooting star. I closed my eyes slowly and wished to become an ELASTIC BAND. I instantly fell asleep.

When I woke up it felt like my limbs were spaghetti.
I look down (Yes I have eyes) and I BECAME a RUBBER BAND! It was amazing!
My dream had become true!

And thats my really lame story of how I became a Rubber,

Excuse me a RUBBER BAND!

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