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HOW TO BE A JERK ON PMC

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BobbyJones's Avatar BobbyJones
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I've been ranting a lot lately and it's probably not good for my blood pressure. Instead, I decided to make a humorous blog from my experiences on PMC.
Follow all these instructions if you want to become notorious and infamous on PMC in only 10 steps!

Disclaimer: don't follow these steps, it's a joke, you probably don't want to get kicked off this website. I hope you guys know how sarcastic I'm being throughout this blog.



1. TYPE IN ALL CAPS

EVERYONE LOVES WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS! IT SOUNDS SO EXCITING AND IS ESPECIALLY USEFUL WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS THAT YOU ARE UPSET OR EXCITED!!!

Type in all caps wherever you are. Even in the chat room, sure you'll get kicked out and banned eventually but you know what they say, yolo. Besides, who cares if it's annoying? It's not like those other people know what they are talking about when they say stop. They clearly don't know how important it is that you use all caps! To hell with civilized conversation!

2. INSULT EVERYONE

Go to the blogs section, skin, section, mod section, server section, project section, and texture pack section and say that everything sucks. Man, people will get a kick out of it. Trolling is just so gosh darn fun, everyone will join in!

Why give good criticism when you can just say 'this sucks' it's so much fun!! Why give reasons behind an opinion?! Pssshh, it's not because you are jealous or anything. I mean you could always try to help someone improve but nah, saying 'this sucks' is waaaaayyy better.

3. NEVER USE CORRECT GRAMMAR

Thats write. Never be grammeratically corect. Never check your comments or blogs to bee sure they are redable. Pssh, woo cares if it looks bad? Its not that big a deel.

If anybody trys to corect you're grammer make sure you yell at them. Woo are they to try and help you speak more good?? And if you dont know wat they are talking about, make up excuses. Yeah, that will work prefectly!

4. SPAM EVERYTHING

Write blogs advertising yourself and spam random letters until you reach 150 characters. Everyone wants to read that.

Post the same skin ten times in a row, but with no shading and only tiny changes. Everyone will love it.

Make pointless mods, post the same texture pack over and over, and post projects that you've only placed one block down. Gosh, you'll be so popular.

5. ONLY POST COPIED THINGS

Never post your own creations. It's not like plagiarism is illegal or anything. People will never know you copied them!

Never give any credit either. Why on earth would you?

6. DON'T LISTEN TO MODERATORS

Always talk back to them and be a total jerk to them. They aren't important pssshhh, obviously you have done waayyy more for PMC than they have. Who are they to tell you what to do? You have obviously done nothing wrong and everybody loves you.

Also, bug the moderators until you are made a moderator too. It's not like you have to be a good, honest PMC member to be a mod, they all probably became mods for begging too!

7. ADVERTISE EVERYWHERE

Advertise your Youtube channel on someone else's skin! Advertise your skin on someone else's blog! Advertise your server on someone else's texture pack! And then keep advertising.

Make sure you advertise as much as you can because it is extremely important that everyone knows about your stuff everywhere they go. After all, this whole website was clearly made just so you could advertise.

8. YELL AT PEOPLE WHO ARE LOWER LEVELS THAN YOU

Make sure you let them know that you are 2 levels higher than them and that they don't know half as much as you do. Those level one's don't know anything, except for you, when you were a level one you knew everything.

Also yell at people who are younger than you! If they are only twelve you let them know what an inexperienced noob they are in life.

It's important that they gain respect for your years of knowledge and 20 more xp points than them. They need to learn their place.

9. SEND PEOPLE CONSTANT HATE MESSAGES

That's right, let those people know how much they suck and how much everything they make sucks. You are the ultimate authority on the quality of work.

Eventually they will realize how much better of a person you are when you keep sending them hate. Duh.

10. SWEAR AT EVERYONE

Yup, everyone will love you if you are vulgar. Call them terrible things and cuss every fifth word.

If that doesn't make people respect you I don't know what will!

Follow these incredibly easy steps and soon you will become the biggest jerk on PMC and everyone will hate you:)


That sad thing is there are actually some people on this website like this...

Well thanks for reading!
Bobby out!
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09/02/2014 6:34 am
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Grimdark
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UR VLOG SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


good enough?
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08/18/2014 5:04 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Sus
amalien
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RANDOM CUSSING ZOMG IM BETTR THN YU DEWD YOLOSWAG DIS IS SHT LOL !!!!!!!!!!!11111! OH YU G0T BURND YU LIEK ONYL 6 IM SO MCH BTTER


Did I do gud? :3


PS- Diamond, sub, and fave for you ~(o-o)z
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08/27/2014 11:03 pm
Level 42 : Master Taco
BobbyJones
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Hmmm definitely a solid A. Congratulations!
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08/12/2014 11:38 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Pokemon
Burabura13
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OMG YOLO YU SUKC BOBI U SO STOOPYD BTW LOUKE ATT MAI AWESEMM WORK! MAI WORK IZE
LICE SO MATSH BETER TEN YORZ (bad words)
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08/10/2014 1:58 am
Level 23 : Expert Artist
SparklePuff
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EEW THES SUX WOO WUD WANNTO REED DIS BLEG IT SO BEEDD EEW UR BAD OMG GET OUT 
ASDTYU:ÄSDFGHJKL:
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08/10/2014 3:56 am
Level 42 : Master Taco
BobbyJones
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A+
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08/11/2014 5:22 am
Level 23 : Expert Artist
SparklePuff
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thanks.
NO GET OFF PMC PLEZ UR SU BED DEY NUB UR LIEK 12 YERS OLD IDOT GEW AWEY EW
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08/10/2014 1:44 am
Level 33 : Artisan uwu
Ashfur4ever
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wow.
wwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww.
ok then. o.o
im scared of jerks now >.<
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08/10/2014 12:21 am
Level 23 : Expert Crab
Morneite
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DIS HAELP ME ALOT WIT MAI BEHAFYUR ON PELNT MINCRAF TAHK YU
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01/09/2014 2:57 pm
Level 24 : Expert Explorer
Mrs_Owl
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O ME FRAEKIN DOG! YOU CANSTINTLY R SAYING RANDIM THANGS THAWT MAK NO SENCE AT AL U SAY TO UPLOAD THE SAME SKIN OVOR AND OVAR AGIN THEN YOU GO AND RITE A BOLG ABOUT WHY YOU HATE PEEPLE UPLOADING MORE OF THE SAME FRAEKEN SCIN!! YOU ARE REELY BAD AT RITING BLOGS!!!!!!!!!! FOR AL I KNOW YOUR A FREAKING TACO!

XD DIAMOND FOR YOU!
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