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I've been ranting a lot lately and it's probably not good for my blood pressure. Instead, I decided to make a humorous blog from my experiences on PMC.
Follow all these instructions if you want to become notorious and infamous on PMC in only 10 steps!
Disclaimer: don't follow these steps, it's a joke, you probably don't want to get kicked off this website. I hope you guys know how sarcastic I'm being throughout this blog.
1. TYPE IN ALL CAPS
EVERYONE LOVES WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS! IT SOUNDS SO EXCITING AND IS ESPECIALLY USEFUL WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS THAT YOU ARE UPSET OR EXCITED!!!
Type in all caps wherever you are. Even in the chat room, sure you'll get kicked out and banned eventually but you know what they say, yolo. Besides, who cares if it's annoying? It's not like those other people know what they are talking about when they say stop. They clearly don't know how important it is that you use all caps! To hell with civilized conversation!
2. INSULT EVERYONE
Go to the blogs section, skin, section, mod section, server section, project section, and texture pack section and say that everything sucks. Man, people will get a kick out of it. Trolling is just so gosh darn fun, everyone will join in!
Why give good criticism when you can just say 'this sucks' it's so much fun!! Why give reasons behind an opinion?! Pssshh, it's not because you are jealous or anything. I mean you could always try to help someone improve but nah, saying 'this sucks' is waaaaayyy better.
3. NEVER USE CORRECT GRAMMAR
Thats write. Never be grammeratically corect. Never check your comments or blogs to bee sure they are redable. Pssh, woo cares if it looks bad? Its not that big a deel.
If anybody trys to corect you're grammer make sure you yell at them. Woo are they to try and help you speak more good?? And if you dont know wat they are talking about, make up excuses. Yeah, that will work prefectly!
4. SPAM EVERYTHING
Write blogs advertising yourself and spam random letters until you reach 150 characters. Everyone wants to read that.
Post the same skin ten times in a row, but with no shading and only tiny changes. Everyone will love it.
Make pointless mods, post the same texture pack over and over, and post projects that you've only placed one block down. Gosh, you'll be so popular.
5. ONLY POST COPIED THINGS
Never post your own creations. It's not like plagiarism is illegal or anything. People will never know you copied them!
Never give any credit either. Why on earth would you?
6. DON'T LISTEN TO MODERATORS
Always talk back to them and be a total jerk to them. They aren't important pssshhh, obviously you have done waayyy more for PMC than they have. Who are they to tell you what to do? You have obviously done nothing wrong and everybody loves you.
Also, bug the moderators until you are made a moderator too. It's not like you have to be a good, honest PMC member to be a mod, they all probably became mods for begging too!
7. ADVERTISE EVERYWHERE
Advertise your Youtube channel on someone else's skin! Advertise your skin on someone else's blog! Advertise your server on someone else's texture pack! And then keep advertising.
Make sure you advertise as much as you can because it is extremely important that everyone knows about your stuff everywhere they go. After all, this whole website was clearly made just so you could advertise.
8. YELL AT PEOPLE WHO ARE LOWER LEVELS THAN YOU
Make sure you let them know that you are 2 levels higher than them and that they don't know half as much as you do. Those level one's don't know anything, except for you, when you were a level one you knew everything.
Also yell at people who are younger than you! If they are only twelve you let them know what an inexperienced noob they are in life.
It's important that they gain respect for your years of knowledge and 20 more xp points than them. They need to learn their place.
9. SEND PEOPLE CONSTANT HATE MESSAGES
That's right, let those people know how much they suck and how much everything they make sucks. You are the ultimate authority on the quality of work.
Eventually they will realize how much better of a person you are when you keep sending them hate. Duh.
10. SWEAR AT EVERYONE
Yup, everyone will love you if you are vulgar. Call them terrible things and cuss every fifth word.
If that doesn't make people respect you I don't know what will!
Follow these incredibly easy steps and soon you will become the biggest jerk on PMC and everyone will hate you:)
That sad thing is there are actually some people on this website like this...
Well thanks for reading!
Bobby out!
Follow all these instructions if you want to become notorious and infamous on PMC in only 10 steps!
Disclaimer: don't follow these steps, it's a joke, you probably don't want to get kicked off this website. I hope you guys know how sarcastic I'm being throughout this blog.
1. TYPE IN ALL CAPS
EVERYONE LOVES WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS! IT SOUNDS SO EXCITING AND IS ESPECIALLY USEFUL WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS THAT YOU ARE UPSET OR EXCITED!!!
Type in all caps wherever you are. Even in the chat room, sure you'll get kicked out and banned eventually but you know what they say, yolo. Besides, who cares if it's annoying? It's not like those other people know what they are talking about when they say stop. They clearly don't know how important it is that you use all caps! To hell with civilized conversation!
2. INSULT EVERYONE
Go to the blogs section, skin, section, mod section, server section, project section, and texture pack section and say that everything sucks. Man, people will get a kick out of it. Trolling is just so gosh darn fun, everyone will join in!
Why give good criticism when you can just say 'this sucks' it's so much fun!! Why give reasons behind an opinion?! Pssshh, it's not because you are jealous or anything. I mean you could always try to help someone improve but nah, saying 'this sucks' is waaaaayyy better.
3. NEVER USE CORRECT GRAMMAR
Thats write. Never be grammeratically corect. Never check your comments or blogs to bee sure they are redable. Pssh, woo cares if it looks bad? Its not that big a deel.
If anybody trys to corect you're grammer make sure you yell at them. Woo are they to try and help you speak more good?? And if you dont know wat they are talking about, make up excuses. Yeah, that will work prefectly!
4. SPAM EVERYTHING
Write blogs advertising yourself and spam random letters until you reach 150 characters. Everyone wants to read that.
Post the same skin ten times in a row, but with no shading and only tiny changes. Everyone will love it.
Make pointless mods, post the same texture pack over and over, and post projects that you've only placed one block down. Gosh, you'll be so popular.
5. ONLY POST COPIED THINGS
Never post your own creations. It's not like plagiarism is illegal or anything. People will never know you copied them!
Never give any credit either. Why on earth would you?
6. DON'T LISTEN TO MODERATORS
Always talk back to them and be a total jerk to them. They aren't important pssshhh, obviously you have done waayyy more for PMC than they have. Who are they to tell you what to do? You have obviously done nothing wrong and everybody loves you.
Also, bug the moderators until you are made a moderator too. It's not like you have to be a good, honest PMC member to be a mod, they all probably became mods for begging too!
7. ADVERTISE EVERYWHERE
Advertise your Youtube channel on someone else's skin! Advertise your skin on someone else's blog! Advertise your server on someone else's texture pack! And then keep advertising.
Make sure you advertise as much as you can because it is extremely important that everyone knows about your stuff everywhere they go. After all, this whole website was clearly made just so you could advertise.
8. YELL AT PEOPLE WHO ARE LOWER LEVELS THAN YOU
Make sure you let them know that you are 2 levels higher than them and that they don't know half as much as you do. Those level one's don't know anything, except for you, when you were a level one you knew everything.
Also yell at people who are younger than you! If they are only twelve you let them know what an inexperienced noob they are in life.
It's important that they gain respect for your years of knowledge and 20 more xp points than them. They need to learn their place.
9. SEND PEOPLE CONSTANT HATE MESSAGES
That's right, let those people know how much they suck and how much everything they make sucks. You are the ultimate authority on the quality of work.
Eventually they will realize how much better of a person you are when you keep sending them hate. Duh.
10. SWEAR AT EVERYONE
Yup, everyone will love you if you are vulgar. Call them terrible things and cuss every fifth word.
If that doesn't make people respect you I don't know what will!
Follow these incredibly easy steps and soon you will become the biggest jerk on PMC and everyone will hate you:)
That sad thing is there are actually some people on this website like this...
Well thanks for reading!
Bobby out!
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ok then. o.o
im scared of jerks now >.<
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