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HOW TO BE A JERK ON PMC

Follow these steps if you want to be disliked.

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avatar BobbyJones
Level 39 : Artisan Taco
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I've been ranting a lot lately and it's probably not good for my blood pressure. Instead, I decided to make a humorous blog from my experiences on PMC.
Follow all these instructions if you want to become notorious and infamous on PMC in only 10 steps!

Disclaimer: don't follow these steps, it's a joke, you probably don't want to get kicked off this website. I hope you guys know how sarcastic I'm being throughout this blog.



1. TYPE IN ALL CAPS

EVERYONE LOVES WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS! IT SOUNDS SO EXCITING AND IS ESPECIALLY USEFUL WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS THAT YOU ARE UPSET OR EXCITED!!!

Type in all caps wherever you are. Even in the chat room, sure you'll get kicked out and banned eventually but you know what they say, yolo. Besides, who cares if it's annoying? It's not like those other people know what they are talking about when they say stop. They clearly don't know how important it is that you use all caps! To hell with civilized conversation!

2. INSULT EVERYONE

Go to the blogs section, skin, section, mod section, server section, project section, and texture pack section and say that everything sucks. Man, people will get a kick out of it. Trolling is just so gosh darn fun, everyone will join in!

Why give good criticism when you can just say 'this sucks' it's so much fun!! Why give reasons behind an opinion?! Pssshh, it's not because you are jealous or anything. I mean you could always try to help someone improve but nah, saying 'this sucks' is waaaaayyy better.

3. NEVER USE CORRECT GRAMMAR

Thats write. Never be grammeratically corect. Never check your comments or blogs to bee sure they are redable. Pssh, woo cares if it looks bad? Its not that big a deel.

If anybody trys to corect you're grammer make sure you yell at them. Woo are they to try and help you speak more good?? And if you dont know wat they are talking about, make up excuses. Yeah, that will work prefectly!

4. SPAM EVERYTHING

Write blogs advertising yourself and spam random letters until you reach 150 characters. Everyone wants to read that.

Post the same skin ten times in a row, but with no shading and only tiny changes. Everyone will love it.

Make pointless mods, post the same texture pack over and over, and post projects that you've only placed one block down. Gosh, you'll be so popular.

5. ONLY POST COPIED THINGS

Never post your own creations. It's not like plagiarism is illegal or anything. People will never know you copied them!

Never give any credit either. Why on earth would you?

6. DON'T LISTEN TO MODERATORS

Always talk back to them and be a total jerk to them. They aren't important pssshhh, obviously you have done waayyy more for PMC than they have. Who are they to tell you what to do? You have obviously done nothing wrong and everybody loves you.

Also, bug the moderators until you are made a moderator too. It's not like you have to be a good, honest PMC member to be a mod, they all probably became mods for begging too!

7. ADVERTISE EVERYWHERE

Advertise your Youtube channel on someone else's skin! Advertise your skin on someone else's blog! Advertise your server on someone else's texture pack! And then keep advertising.

Make sure you advertise as much as you can because it is extremely important that everyone knows about your stuff everywhere they go. After all, this whole website was clearly made just so you could advertise.

8. YELL AT PEOPLE WHO ARE LOWER LEVELS THAN YOU

Make sure you let them know that you are 2 levels higher than them and that they don't know half as much as you do. Those level one's don't know anything, except for you, when you were a level one you knew everything.

Also yell at people who are younger than you! If they are only twelve you let them know what an inexperienced noob they are in life.

It's important that they gain respect for your years of knowledge and 20 more xp points than them. They need to learn their place.

9. SEND PEOPLE CONSTANT HATE MESSAGES

That's right, let those people know how much they suck and how much everything they make sucks. You are the ultimate authority on the quality of work.

Eventually they will realize how much better of a person you are when you keep sending them hate. Duh.

10. SWEAR AT EVERYONE

Yup, everyone will love you if you are vulgar. Call them terrible things and cuss every fifth word.

If that doesn't make people respect you I don't know what will!

Follow these incredibly easy steps and soon you will become the biggest jerk on PMC and everyone will hate you:)


That sad thing is there are actually some people on this website like this...

Well thanks for reading!
Bobby out!
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  • Grimdark
  • Level 53
  • Grandmaster Artist
  • September 2, 2014, 2:34 am
UR VLOG SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


good enough?
  • Amalien
  • Level 49
  • Master Botanist
  • August 18, 2014, 1:04 am
RANDOM CUSSING ZOMG IM BETTR THN YU DEWD YOLOSWAG DIS IS SHT LOL !!!!!!!!!!!11111! OH YU G0T BURND YU LIEK ONYL 6 IM SO MCH BTTER


Did I do gud? :3


PS- Diamond, sub, and fave for you ~(o-o)z
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 27, 2014, 7:03 pm
Hmmm definitely a solid A. Congratulations!
  • Burabura13
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Pokemon
  • August 12, 2014, 7:38 am
OMG YOLO YU SUKC BOBI U SO STOOPYD BTW LOUKE ATT MAI AWESEMM WORK! MAI WORK IZE
LICE SO MATSH BETER TEN YORZ (bad words)
  • SparklePuff
  • Level 20
  • Expert Artist
  • August 9, 2014, 9:58 pm
EEW THES SUX WOO WUD WANNTO REED DIS BLEG IT SO BEEDD EEW UR BAD OMG GET OUT 
ASDTYU:ÄSDFGHJKL:
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 9, 2014, 11:56 pm
A+
  • SparklePuff
  • Level 20
  • Expert Artist
  • August 11, 2014, 1:22 am
thanks.
NO GET OFF PMC PLEZ UR SU BED DEY NUB UR LIEK 12 YERS OLD IDOT GEW AWEY EW
  • Ashfur4ever
  • Level 26
  • Expert Artist
  • August 9, 2014, 9:44 pm
wow.
wwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww.
ok then. o.o
im scared of jerks now >.<
  • Morneite
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Artist
  • August 9, 2014, 8:21 pm
DIS HAELP ME ALOT WIT MAI BEHAFYUR ON PELNT MINCRAF TAHK YU
  • Mrs_Owl
  • Level 23
  • Expert Explorer
  • January 9, 2014, 9:57 am
O ME FRAEKIN DOG! YOU CANSTINTLY R SAYING RANDIM THANGS THAWT MAK NO SENCE AT AL U SAY TO UPLOAD THE SAME SKIN OVOR AND OVAR AGIN THEN YOU GO AND RITE A BOLG ABOUT WHY YOU HATE PEEPLE UPLOADING MORE OF THE SAME FRAEKEN SCIN!! YOU ARE REELY BAD AT RITING BLOGS!!!!!!!!!! FOR AL I KNOW YOUR A FREAKING TACO!

XD DIAMOND FOR YOU!
  • 3picdonut421
  • Level 28
  • Expert Pixel Painter
  • October 11, 2013, 6:29 am
dude this is really funny!!! diamond :3
  • SamSakurai
  • Level 47
  • Master Batman
  • October 10, 2013, 5:43 pm
You. You got a gift.
Yer a funny guy, Bobby.
And ya got my subscribe.
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • October 10, 2013, 6:29 pm
:3
You think I'm funny yay!
  • Burabura13
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Pokemon
  • August 28, 2014, 7:47 am
YU NAD PUNNY YE JAST E ZTOOOPED KEID THET MEKES ZTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEED BLAUGZ
BTW YU STOOPID IDYOT )-(---------------------censored----------------------)-(
  • Snwulf
  • Level 1
  • New Geek
  • August 27, 2013, 12:07 pm
Great blog, this was fun t-
I mean,
THIS BLOG IS RETARTED LOL GET A LIFE U F***ING N00B!!!!1111!!oneone
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 27, 2013, 4:29 pm
XD
  • Lumal101
  • Level 22
  • Expert Geek
  • August 27, 2013, 1:20 pm
lol
  • Hayleystorm
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Pokemon
  • August 16, 2013, 6:15 pm
Sometimes people act this way to me. One guy, who I blocked and deleted their comment, laughed at my skin. He used awful grammer. It's funny when people who have never made a skin in their life make fun of other peoples skins.
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 16, 2013, 9:36 pm
I'm sorry, some people are jerks on this site and just love to bully others.
They suck.
  • aroglu
  • Level 21
  • Expert Caveman
  • August 14, 2013, 2:13 am
this guy is insane, he has nothing to do and starts to type blogs about anything, stop spamming with other way...
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 16, 2013, 9:36 pm
Yeah, Bobby is weird.
  • treyishuman
  • Level 20
  • Expert Button Pusher
  • August 13, 2013, 10:44 pm
This sucks.
I HATE THIS STUPID BLOG U LOW LIFE TWAT!!!!
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 13, 2013, 11:54 pm
Excellent. You pass the jerk test.
So basically be less than 16?
  • happyman323
  • Level 24
  • Expert Artist
  • August 10, 2014, 9:46 am
I am 14 and have never said anything mean in the comments...
YOU MORON
More like 10.
  • PixelGod
  • Level 1
  • New Pixel Painter
  • August 13, 2013, 6:22 pm
ohmg imma guna suuc at grammer and h8e evryting
  • ewpolly1
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Creeper
  • October 11, 2013, 2:33 pm
they should make google translator 4 gibberish
  • hawkek
  • Level 49
  • Master Batman
  • August 13, 2013, 6:12 pm
The directions weren't clear enough. I now have my dick stuck in a flying saucer flown by giant pink dubstep squids and I have no idea where my left hand went.
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 13, 2013, 11:56 pm
*applause*
It's ok, you did your best.
  • hawkek
  • Level 49
  • Master Batman
  • August 14, 2013, 11:29 am
*applause* You didn't do better. So stop judging.
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 14, 2013, 6:27 pm
Naw, I failed the test.
I didn't do anything on the list because I didn't want to be a jerk.
  • Dohvakiin
  • Level 24
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • August 13, 2013, 2:41 pm
I think I messed it up. I got my head stuck in my ceiling fan.
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 13, 2013, 11:55 pm
you tried.
  • DrDaCake
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Cake
  • August 13, 2013, 12:20 pm
THIS IS HERRABLE STEFF NIBODY WILL EVA USE IT WDIOJWIOdjIOJwdiJWdI YOU ARE A FIRETRUCK FOR DOING THIS
#8 Made me laugh. "[size=medium]It's important that they gain respect
for your years of knowledge and 20 more xp points than them. They need
to learn their place."

xD That makes me laugh (on the inside. I don't seem to actually "lol" a lot.)
[/size]
I just realized who that comment reminded me of. It sounds like something Stephen Colbert would say.
The grammar part almost made my head explode.
Wow now I know what i SHOULD NOT do!
  • SlipB
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • August 13, 2013, 4:07 am
"Be SlipB"
  • kilgrim
  • Level 40
  • Master Dwarf
  • August 13, 2013, 12:49 am
Some trolls just want to watch the world burn. ;(
PEOPLE LIKE WHEN I TYPE IN ALL CAPS? I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG, TYPING IN LOWERCASE!

/s
  • BabyDCoops
  • Level 24
  • Expert Pokemon
  • August 12, 2013, 4:24 pm
I NOW BRO WE BEN DOIN IT RONG DEN HOLE TIME I LIK MY GRAMMARS BETTER LIKE DIS DERRRRRRRR ( No I don't actually speak like that and I do know how to "type normally")
  • cel_eri
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Artist
  • August 12, 2013, 1:40 pm
Me, randomly on PMC: Ooh, another Bobby pop-reel! Let's go read it. *Reads blog* :O WOW these blogs should be published in a book! Maybe even a book series! :D
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 12, 2013, 5:28 pm
Haha!
Well I'm glad you like my blogs:)
  • cel_eri
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Artist
  • August 13, 2013, 7:51 am
And I'm glad you're so talented! I hope you get tons more subs!
I love your sarcasm. Great stuff.
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 12, 2013, 5:27 pm
sarcasm is the best.
  • Yuki
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 64
  • High Grandmaster Bunny
  • August 12, 2013, 10:03 am
Funny and interesting blog. :) Also...may want to fix this: "[size=medium][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]post projects that you've only placed one blog down."[/bgcolor][/color][/size]
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 12, 2013, 11:03 am
Haha XD Yes, put a blog down in the projects!!
Haha, thanks, I fixed it.
  • astygmatas
  • Level 1
  • New Crafter
  • August 12, 2013, 9:59 am
1.2.3.4.7
U ALL SUX BUT COME OVAR TO MY SERBER PLZZ
U ALL SUX BUT COME OVAR TO MY SERBER PLZZ
:P
Eddit: The 1.2.3.4.7 means I is using number 1,2,3,4 7 in my comment.
I guess you're a jerk since all your blog titles are in all caps
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 12, 2013, 11:06 am
That's so people can read them easily.
I'm fine if people use all caps just not if they type paragraphs in it. It's annoying.
Says you...

Pretty weak if you're offended by someone writing in all caps.
  • purplescales
  • Level 48
  • Master Botanist
  • August 13, 2013, 8:32 pm
Step 1: Be this guy ^
  • TudorOstrich
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Goblin
  • August 12, 2013, 4:53 am
THIS BLOG SUCKS BITCHEZ!

Haha nice blog! Sub for you!
  • BobbyJones
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Taco
  • August 12, 2013, 5:28 pm
XD
Thanks.
  • cman1001000
  • Level 28
  • Expert Explorer
  • August 12, 2013, 4:06 am
Thanks for the tutorial. I get what you are trying to do.

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