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How To Deal With Trolls. [From an Ex-Troll]

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Hello everybody I'm back with another blog! I, once being a Troll myself, am not supporting nor ranting about Trolls.

What is a Troll?

A troll is a person who enjoys making fun of innocent people on the internet. They purposely try to infuriate people to get a good laugh out of them. It is fun trust me, but not for their victims. There are several trolls. Some on minecraft like aVo (Griefing, a type of Trolling) or MinnesotaBurns (And XBox Troll). Here's an example in the simplest form of Trolling.

*Trollinski joined the game
*Victimized joined the game
Victimized: Want to have a friendly, 1 vs 1 PvP battle?
Trollinski: Sure thing bro, haven't played in a while!
*Trollinski used Fly hacks, No-clip, speed hacks, and God Mode to kill Victimized.
*Trollinski took all of Victimized valuable items!
Victimized: WTF can I at least have my diamond sword back?
Trollinski: Naw I think I'll just sell it instead.
Victimized: PLEASE WAIT!
*Trollinski has sold a DiamondSword for 500G
Victimized: WHAT THE HELL I WORKED HARD FOR THAT YOU STUPID B**** C*** F*****
Trollinski: You mad Bro?
Victimized: YOU M*****F***** OFCOURSE I AM F****** MAD YOU RETARD
*Victimized banned [Cursing, Cap lock]

That is the simplest form of trolling. The common "Troll Face" would be used here.

What not to say.

There are several, horrible, disgraceful, comebacks I have seen in the days when I was a Troll. Here are a few examples
-That was weak
-If a friend, I'd never do that to you
-Lame
-That was stupid
-Your mother
-Retards these days.
-How immature
etc.
We aren't stupid and we do have comebacks!
"That was weak? So is your argument, which is no longer valid"
"If a friend? We aren't f****** friends. Dumb***"
"Do you know what else is lame? Your builds, it's horrible! I mean a tower? more like a giant P****"
"I'm not stupid, infact I'm a strait A student!"
"My mother is DEAD you ***hole"
"Yes, retards like you spoil the community!"
"Immaturity levels are high, yes. You're one of the biggest examples of this phenomenon."

Conclusion: JUST IGNORE THE TROLLS! It's as simple as that. Don't try fighting someone who has won many,many arguments. It's not worth it and it'll end up hurting yourself.

Sincerely,
~Kazoto
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jl70l7u
11/03/2012 3:10 pm
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PiperSticker
10/01/2012 8:36 pm
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Minnesota Burns, does indeed troll BUT, he bans hackers while he does it.(Reports them)
So its beneficial.
Plus most of them time he's only trolling the hackers that make you're gaming experience unhappy.
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Kazoto
10/01/2012 9:43 pm
Level 26 : Expert Pokemon
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MinnestotaBurns trolls kids as well. he uses Scuf controllers (Allowed) and turns it to headshots only. Not hacks
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Xamboldore
10/01/2012 5:27 pm
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*Straight A student ;) Nice blog, but I have won every argument against any server troll. :) They end up ragequitting.
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Kazoto
10/01/2012 5:29 pm
Level 26 : Expert Pokemon
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I win every arguement as a troll xD.
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cherrysm
09/29/2012 8:53 pm
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lol i troll the trolls sometimes
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Dragonfly3D
09/25/2012 9:05 pm
Level 26 : Expert Dragonborn
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i'm aren't stupid.. that troll has nice grammar:P
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Kazoto
09/29/2012 7:36 pm
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I was literally looking for that error for 2 days xD. Finally found it
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Tutto200
09/25/2012 3:39 am
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Lol
These are realy good ways for anti trolling but to tell you the truth tolling is Sooooo fun.
But I would never be a troll that griefs servers caus thats just uncool.
+diamond from me ;)
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Kazoto
09/25/2012 4:24 pm
Level 26 : Expert Pokemon
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'Tis fun lol
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