Some people wonder, how can I take over the world and make everyone my minions!? In this tutorial I will teach you how, but remember to use this information at your own risk.

1) Gather followers. If you have followers that will do everything you say then you can successfully destroy any nation. Examples of followers that blindly follow their leaders are: military, cult members, members of a type of religion, or young children/teens that follow "elders".

2) Gather resources, you cannot possibly fight a nation with your hands and feet! you need weapons, food, bases, etc. Without these necessary supplies you will surely fail in the invasion of any country.

3) Invasion. This is the most important step of all. You must brainwash your followers into thinking the enemy/nation that you are going to invade are "lesser humans" or savages. When all of your followers think that china is full of people/ideas that they don't agree with, they will be more eager to attack that nation.

4) Assimilation, now that you have taken over another country, you must assimilate. For all of you 14 year old's with no vocabulary at all. Assimilation is basically forging your society, with the lesser society that you have conquered. When assimilation is complete (approximately 2+ years) you can brainwash that country into blindly following you also!

5) Repeat! Just repeat steps 2 through 4 until you have conquered the whole world. Congratulations you now rule the world!