"what are you doing?" asked sam annoyed "uhh farming" said steve "DUDE you don't pour water on the farm you have to wait for it to grow of you could use bonemeal"said sam "wait you don't well thats a weird way of farming" "well i didn't make the game so yea so calm your self"sam grunted
At The House...
"Can you be quit for one second geez!" Yelled sam "ok fine but this is boring" said the noob
"then go mining"
"no mining is boring"
"then get some wood and stone"
"nope boring!"
"what are you gonna do then?"
"uhhhh make a CAKE!"
"ok i guess then"
"no wait whats wrong with your body"
"whats wrong with it?"
"you have like a body different then me"
"ohh that i have a skin"
"whats a skin"
"ohh you can change your characters look from a boy to a yeti"
"really?"
"yep"
"I NEED A SKIN!"
"yea do you want to make one or like just get one?"
"make one"
"then go to a skin website"
"ok be Back"
what ever time it took him to get a skin later...
"ok do i look good?" said the Noob ''yea whats your skin?'' asked sam "i'm a girl!"
THE END