Equestria Daily, First edition.
Newspaper Published by Umbreon0009, Guild Of Minecrafters Members.

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Equestria Daily, by Umbreon0009
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A.J. Reads Pron???
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By Fluttershy

One beautiful day, when I was feeding Angel, Apple Jack called me on my PonPhone 5P asking if I wanted to go over for a sleepover.

I said yes, finished my yard-work then headed to A.J's barn.

We had some fun, got Pony-Cures, Players a little and more.
M, we hit the hay.

(Bad pun is bad)

Then... At around 12:00 P.M. I heard pages pages of a magazine flipping.

It was coming from Apple J's side of the room.. So I woke up, and asked what A.J. was doing.

She said "Hey-Aaaaah ... uh..... Readin' a book.."

Then I asked if i could see it.

Apple Jack said "Sure, W-why not...?"

So I took a peak. Then I saw... Somepony.. getting bucked!!!

...

What was seen, could never be unseen.

So I ran home as fast as I could, Quickly opened and shut the door, and hid under my bed for the whole night.

The next morning, I told UmbreMint about it...

He said : "Don't worry, it's nothing to be scared about.. WAIT WAIT WHAT??? PRON? A.J. reads PRON?!

I said ;"yes"

"UNFRIEND A.J. FROM FACE-HOOF AND RUN AWAY FROM HER AS FAST AS YOU CAN IF SHE COMES WITHIN 50 METERS OF YOU!!!" UmbreMint added in.

So my life was ruined after that.

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Stay tuned for how Fluttershy turned MEAN!

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