OK, before I do this, I'll explain. It is a FPS zombie story about a survivor. With a blog. Think Zombieland. Then make it legal & don't think S**T MAN! THIS GUY IS IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! CLOSE THE BORDER! CALL THE SNIPERS! DO A REACT OF Yonkers*. Don't. This is fiction.

*For people who haven't read World War Z, Yonkers was a failed battle, trying to deal with the infestation of New York.

Thank you.

23rd May 2013

WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!! I woke up to find my dad trying to rip my face off! OK, let's not get to the action right away. Wait, let me deal with something... OK, now my mum tried to do it to me. I am Thomas Cleveland. I am 16 years old, and wondering WTF is happening?!? I did hear something about South African rabies, and that it was similar to zombies that can only be restrained by a headshot. Oh man, not again! I'll be right back. OK, I can call New Zealand New Zombieland. I saw my sister eating my brother! I took her down with a cricket bat to the head. Thought if a bullet can stop one in the brain, why can't a hand weapon? I'm now keeping a rule book of rules. Rule 1#: Aim for the head. That's enough for today. Need to get together bag or pack. Going to avoid main roads. Bye.