The Butter God : Destruction Part 1 by eeke344
Episode 1 Part 1

WARNING : This story contains excessive use of the word BUTTER

In the year 1685 there was a small world, in that small world was a small house, in that small house was a small room, in that small room was a bed, on the small bed was a small player named Steve. Steve was a rather happy newbie, who likes to build, explore and farm. Steve LOVES adventures the most. Steve HATES slaying, mining and mobs. Steve LOVES adventures the most.

One day, Steve was fishing in the small pond behind his small house with his small fishing rod. 'Yes! I caught a small fish!' yelled Steve happily. Steve continued fishing... 'Yes... wait a second that's not a fish! That is a small pig!' yelled Steve unhappily. Steve continued fishing... 'THAT'S NOT A FISH... i think... it looks like a key.. a BUTTER key!' yet again yelled Steve [but louder this time]. Steve looks at the key. 'Marmion South' said Steve, who was reading what is printed on the key.

Later that day Steve was looking up on his phone [yes phones were invented in the late 1600s -_-]. 'Hey! Marmion South is an actual place! ONLY 42 479 block away! I have to go, even if this key is fake. I'll bring a 'pro' with me... a butter pro maybe... SkydoesMinecraft maybe... maybe I should continue saying maybe.... maybe. Steve walks over to SkydoesMinecraft's house. 'Sky! Sky are you in there?' calls out Steve. 'Maybe I am' says Sky, 'Maybe i'm not'.
'Sky i can hear you' replies Steve. 'Maybe you can, maybe you can't' replies Sky. 'GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE WE ARE GOING ON A BUTTER ADVENTURE! screams Steve at Sky. 'BUTTER???!!!!!! I'm in!' replies Sky.

Steve and SkydoesMinecraft venture across valleys [on creative mode of course - Screw walking], climb up mountains [a.k.a 2 block high ones], sail across the ocean [a.k.a somehow FAILING at sailing across the ocean], all while singing 'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...' the whole way [ blah doesn't stand for anything other than blah - people who disagree will be prosecuted].

Finally they arrived after 137 540 in game minecraft days in the ghost town Marmion South. 'Hey, where's the butter?' said Sky. 'No we need to find where this key needs to go first' said Steve. 'WHAT? You never told me that I had actually had to do anything!' said Sky. 'You did just walk 42 479 blocks' said Steve. 'Yeah, 42 479 blocks too many -_-' replied Sky, 'anyways why don't we ask around where the key is supposed to go?' 'Look around Sky! This is a ghost town!' said Steve. 'A ghost wadda?' replied Sky. 'Doesn't matter, let's go find the doorway for this key - If there is one!' said Steve.

After 27 in game days, Sky and Steve spot the door in a hidden passage way underground. 'Well, shall we?' asked Steve. 'BUTTER' replies Sky as he grabs the key and opens the door. They arrive in a strange looking room nearly completely made out of butter. [Kinda like disco_'s cake defence but with butter - in a good way]. 'Welcome young ones, I have been waiting for you!' says an unknown voice out of nowhere. 'You have been?' asked Steve feeling a bit creeped out. 'No I haven't and you just interrupted my lunch.' replies the voice. 'Who are you and where are you?' asked Steve. 'I am a Butter God! The most powerful type of god of all and i'm planning on destroying you and your friend! MUAHAHAHAH.. wait did I just muaha out loud?' says the voice [now the Butter God's voice]. The door slams behind Steve. 'But I will not fight you straight away - I will give you a chance - you will have to pass a puzzle worth completing. Then I'll destroy you!' shouts the Butter God. 'Let's go Sky! Sky...?' Steve says. 'Parkour, parkour, parkour!' yells Sky while failing at parkour in the room next door.

'Lava!' shrieked Steve while parkouring around the room towards the next challenge room. Somehow Sky has become a professional at parkour and has already completed the parkour. He was probably tempted by the butter blocks at the end, which he is now mining with his fist. Soon after, Steve and Sky passed the archery challenge, where you have to shoot painting off the walls. Well, Sky did Steve MIGHT have gone on creative mode and destroyed the painting with his fist. And Steve MIGHT have cheated on the maze, the arrow dodging activity and the parkour racing redstone challenge as well. Actually forget I said that...

Sky and Steve are now up to the opening and closing door parkour over lava. 'I'm scared!' squealed Steve while Sky started motoring through the parkour while still shouting 'parkour, parkour, parkour!' and still being motivated by the butter blocks. 'Come on Steve' says Sky. 'Hello' says the Butter God in a deep voice, 'I have seen you have gotten some nice progress while I was off getting Macdonalds lunch. I guess I'll help a bit'. The butter god clicks a button and the doors stop. 'Yay, thanks butter G...' yells Steve as the doors start running again when he was in mid air. 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
yells Steve while shifting over a gold block looking down into laving thinking he was falling. 'Steve your not falling you noob. OMG this is one of the first times I yes, I get to call someone ELSE a noob! Come on keep it up Sky!' says Sky to Steve and himself.
'It didn't work' the Butter God says to himself. 'I might just have to give something else like this as a surprise. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!' 'Butter God your holding a microphone [Yes microphones were around in the late 1600s along with phones] near your mouth we heard you say that!' says Steve. 'DAMMMMIT!' yells the Butter God.

Steve and Sky are up to the next challenge - They are approaching the battle to the death against the Butter God.

Credits for Part 1:
SkydoesMinecraft - SkydoesMinecraft
Steve - Steve
Butter God - Anonymous
Joe - Chris [:D]

Hey guys, it's me, eeke, I hope you enjoy my new story series The Butter God and I hope you found it at least slightly humourous. It was just a fun thing that I though would be cool to post and to create. I hope you enjoyed this episode.
Part 2 of this episode will be getting posted within the next few days. More Butter God will be posted over time turning into a wide series.

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