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Total Steven Universe Island Episode 1: Gems Vs. Humans

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While Drawing a Random Picture, I actually thought up this crazy idea, that Nobody has done before... A Crossover of Steven Universe and Total Drama. Don't worry! I will be Posting Blogs, but this is kind of a Spin-Off of my Blog Series. If this Idea flops, I will promptly cancel this Blog Series, but my Random Blog Series will go on! So yeah, The Gems and Humans that we all Know and love, are competing for the Rule of Beach City, since the Mayor randomly got killed by a Centipeedle (Yeah, it's absurd, but it works!). Fusions will not be in it, but some will Accidentally fuse and Garnet has to Defuse them. Here are the List of Characters:

The Host:

Garnet: A calm Gem who hosts this series and is in charge of the Crystal Gems. Her weapon is her fists and somehow has a Defusing Device.

Team Crystal Clods:

Amethyst: A pretty Laid-back character who is chill and loves to Shapeshift. She also loves to eat, but Gems don't have to eat or drink to survive.

Pearl: A very overprotective Gem that cares for Steven. She also wants Steven to stay on the Crystal Clods team, because she keeps him away from Drama. She is also insane sometimes.

Steven: A kid who is half-gem and half-human. Although his girlfriend, Connie, is on the other team, he is forced to stay on the Crystal Clods because Pearl is very Overprotective.

Peridot: The one who accidentally named the team "The Crystal Clods". The Team was going to be called "The Crystal Gems", but screamed "Clods!" before Pearl could say "Gems". She is intelligent and Snarky throughout the series, but also is hilarious. She wears Limb Enhancers to improve her Gameplay, and so far hasn't been noticed for Cheating Yet.

Jasper: Peridot's best buddy. She is very Ragey, but tries to get the Job done for her team. She is a Jerk to the other team, unfortunately.

Lapis Lazuli: Lapis is a Gem who had a very Tragic past, and tries to move on from it. She is able to manipulate water and use it for her attacks.

Ruby: An unfused Garnet from another dimension, which explains why she can't fuse with Sapphire in this crossover. She gets very ragey, but the only way to calm her down is have Sapphire near her.

Sapphire: An Unfused Garnet from another Dimension. She is very calm and likes to go with the flow. She doesn't care if she wins or not, only if Ruby is having fun.

Team Mad Donut Disease (MDD):

Ronaldo: Some random dude that has a Blog "Keep Beach City Weird", where he is out to prove that the Gems are actually Aliens from another planet.

Greg: Steven's Father who doesn't know why he's competing for the role of Beach City Mayor. All he heard was that Steven was Competing, and tries to avoid all kinds of Conflict.

Lars: That Weird Guy who has Donut Pierced Ears. The Owner of "The Donut" and wants to make Beach City have all the Restaurants have Donuts on their Menu and make Donuts part of the Food Group, particularly the Grains.

Connie: Steven's Girlfriend. She is forced to compete on Team MDD because she is a Human, but wants Steven to join it.

Onion: The Silent Type. Nobody Knows what he's thinking of, but you never will know his Plots for Beach City.

Jamie: That Random Mailman Guy. He doesn't know why he wants to compete, but he also wants to actually interact with everybody and make friends.

Sadie: The only reason why she wants to compete is because she wants to embarrass Lars and foil his plans to make Beach City a Donut Place.

So yeah, It's time for the Story! It takes place on the Beach at Beach City, and I'll be using Pictures for the Character's Emotions, Especially Peridot's, So yeah. Lets do this!

Setting: The Beach at Beach City and Steven's House

Garnet: Warning, Do not Try this stuff at home, you can probably get Poofed!
Total Steven Universe Island Episode 1: Gems Vs. Humans
Steven: Ugh, I'm Bored...
Total Steven Universe Island Episode 1: Gems Vs. Humans
Amethyst: Me Too...
Total Steven Universe Island Episode 1: Gems Vs. Humans
Pearl: Do you guys want to Order some Pizza?

Amethyst: Nah, I'm Not as Hungry as I always am...

Steven: Me too. I'm going to Watch Total Drama.

Pearl: Okay Then...

Amethyst: Hey Where's Garnet?

Pearl: I don't know. She said she was going to go beat up a Centipeedle.

Amethyst: Generic Enough...

Steven: I want to Beat up one of those!

Pearl: You can't! It's too dangerous, Steven. This is actually a Powerful Centipeedle.

Steven: Oh... (continues to watch Total Drama.)




Steven: Man, that's a great show!

Amethyst: Yeah, It sucks that my Favorite Character got Eliminated...

Pearl: GUYS! Turn the TV to Channel 12!

Steven: Huh?

Amethyst: But that's the News...

Pearl:
Just do it!!

Amethyst: Ugh Fine, but the News is Boring Anyways...

*TV shows a News Reporter*

Reporter: Perch Perkins Here! The Mayor got Killed by this Giant Centipede! Run for Your Lives!!

*Garnet Punches Centipeedle.*

Reporter: Why didn't you kill it sooner!?

Garnet: It was a Tough Foe.

*Back to Reality*

Steven: That's Garnet!

*Back to TV*

Reporter: Who will be the New Mayor Then?

Garnet: I Have an Idea. All of you who want to Participate in a New Reality TV Show Called Total Steven Universe Island, Come down to the Beach. 15 People will Compete for the Spot for Mayor, so good luck.

*Garnet Punches the TV*

Steven: A New Total Drama Series? I want to be in it!

Amethyst: But Steven, do you really want to be Mayor?

Steven: Well, as long as we all have fun, it'll all be good!

Amethyst: Okay. Hey Pearl!

Pearl: What?

Amethyst: Can we Please Compete in Total Steven Universe Island?

Pearl: Well Fine. As long as I compete in it!

Amethyst: Not if I can become Mayor first!

*They race out of the House*

Steven: Wait for me!

*Steven Trails out*

*Meanwhile at the Beach*

Ruby: Yeah I know! She was So Surprised!

Sapphire: Really?

Ruby: Yeah, I mean, A Little Rainstorm Happened, and Peridot Went Crazy!

Sapphire: Oh My Glacier! Peridot is Really Afraid of Rainstorms!

Ruby: And yeah, I remember she Asked Jasper if she could be her Bodyguard!

*Flashback*

Peridot: Jasper, do you want to be my Bodyguard?

Jasper: Yeah!

Peridot: ...You look pretty tough! You're Hired!

*Flashback Over*

Jasper: Oh I remember That! It was like it was Yesterday...

Ruby and Sapphire: Yeah...

Ruby: Yeah, She looks Strong Alright...

Sapphire:
Don't Move or She will Punch Us!

Peridot: Oh hey guys! What's up?

*Ruby and Sapphire look Scared*

Peridot: I think they might be Scared of you... Nice Work!

Jasper: Thanks, But I'm Not That Scary! *punches ground, and leaves a fist dent*

Peridot: Woah Woah Woah!! Save your Rage for the Contest, okay?

Jasper: Okay!

Jamie: Oh Hi There! What's Your Name?

Onion: ...

Jamie: Oh. You seem Like a Quiet one. I'll go say Hi to someone Else...

Onion: ...?

Lars: Why's it taking so long for Garnet to get Here!?

Sadie: No Idea...

Ronaldo: Ha! It's time to prove those Creatures Steven hangs out with are Aliens!


*Greg chills on a Hammock, thinking of Rose Quarts*

Garnet: Greetings and Salutations!

Lars: Yeah, it took you long enough!

Ronaldo: Oh My gosh! An Alien! Stay Cool, and Update the Blog... *Updates Blog*

Garnet: No Phones Allowed! *snatches Ronaldo's Phone and throws it into the Ocean*

Ronaldo: What!? You Will Pay for This!
You Alien!

Garnet: Anywho, greetings to all! If you didn't know, I'm Garnet.

Jasper: We know that already!

Peridot: *Whispers* Shush Jasper! Save Your Rage!

Jasper: *Whispers* Fine...

Garnet: Well, anywho, We are going to choose the Teams. All The Crystal Gems, you will be called the Crystal-

Peridot: Clods!

*Crystal Clods Logo Pops onto the screen*

Garnet: ...What!? Fine. The Crystal "Clods" it is...

Lars: I have a name for Ours!

Garnet: Oh? What is the Name?

Lars: Team Mad Donut Disease!

Garnet: Okay! Now that we have our Teams, lets get onto today's Challenge!

Garnet: The First Challenge is to find this Gem somewhere around the beach.

Peridot: It's... Poofed!?

Garnet: No Peridot. It's a Fake Gem I bought from a Shell Shop. Find it and you get an Immunity Bracelet. Go!

Lars: Dangit! That's going to be hard!

Peridot: Quickly, to the Far End of The Beach!

Jasper: On it!

Steven: If I were a Gem, where would I be?

Amethyst: Steven, you're already a gem...

Ruby: Haha! Punny... *awkward silence*

Sapphire: Lets just look for The Gem...

*Peridot and Jasper are far away from most of the Gems, including Garnet*

Jasper: Okay, How far are we!?

Peridot: *checks her built in Computer* About 1,000 Miles from our starting point, bud. Lets go look for that Gem!

Jasper: On it!

Ronaldo: *pulls out his backup iPhone* Day One, These Aliens use some weird Alien Humor. I'm very Glad Garnet didn't notice this second iPhone, but- *Garnet snatches iPhone* What!? Why!?

Garnet: This is a Contest Ronaldo, not a time for play.

Ronaldo: Okay...
Darnit! So close! This Alien seems so Smart!

Onion: ... *Grabs his Bat and sifts through the sand*

Lapis: *Appears in front of Onion* Oh? Sorry I'm Late... I had to... Oh Hi there. Who are you?

Onion: ...? ...

Lapis: Your Silence speaks a thousand words.

Garnet: Lapis! Are you even on this- *checks and sees if Lapis' Name was in the Book* Oh, you're in the book. Okay, you know what to do right?

Lapis: No...

Garnet: You have to find a Fake Gem and show it to me. It's Hidden in the Beach, and you're on Crystal Clods.

Lapis: Okay...
Aw Barnacles... I'm with that Peridot Jerk...

Jasper: Any Signs of the Gem, Peridot?

Peridot: *searches through with X-Ray detector* No, not yet...

Jasper: Darn it!

Peridot: Chill there, buddy! I have an Idea.

Jasper: What?

Peridot: We can Dig through this Sand easily and find it.

Jasper: But we don't have any Shovels!

Peridot: Jasper...
Smash.

*Jasper Rages and Punches the Ground, eventually digging a Hole in the Sand.*

Jasper: It's Not There!!

Peridot: Chill there, We will have to go back and find it Manually.

Jasper: Without Cheating!?

Peridot: Yes. Cheating doesn't seem to work so...

Garnet: Where the Heck is Peridot and Jasper!? I'll have to find them... *Teleports to them

Garnet: What are you two doing?

Peridot: Oh Karp!

Jasper: Uh...

Garnet: A Hole I see... You were Cheating, weren't you Peridot?

Peridot: No...?

Garnet: Liar!

Peridot: I'm Sorry Garnet! Please don't Eliminate Me!!

Garnet: Well...

*Garnet Poofs Peridot and then grabs her Limb Enhancers*

Jasper: Where did she go!?

Garnet: You'll see...

*Garnet Places Peridot's Gem on the Ground as it turns back into the Real Peridot*

Peridot: Where am I...? And why have I...

Jasper: Daww! You're So Tiny!

Peridot: What!? My Limb Enhancers are Gone!!

Peridot: Noooooooooooooooooo!!

Garnet: You looking for these?

Peridot: Hey! Give me those back!

Garnet: Only if you play fairly, okay?

Peridot: *Grumbles* Okay...

Garnet: Good! *Teleports back to Main Spot*

Peridot: Darnit! I hate being tiny!

Jasper: *giggles* I can't take you seriously now, because you're so Kawaii!

Peridot: ...I'm Not Cute!!

Jasper: Lets go back...

Peridot: But... Everyone will laugh at me!

Jasper: Get on my Back!

Peridot: Fine...

*meanwhile at the main spot*

Connie: Steven? Where are you?

Steven: I'm right here!

Connie: Steven!! I missed you!

Steven: Yeah, heh.

Ronaldo:
Day 1... I'm writing on a piece of Paper so I can write all this down when I get home. Garnet is way too smart as an Alien. She might be part of a Super Alien Race, and did she say something about The Crystal Gems...? They might be plotting to take over the world!

Garnet: What's this? *Snatches Ronaldo's Paper*

Ronaldo: No Please!

Garnet: ...Take Over the World? Aliens!? Ha, That's Ridiculous!

Ronaldo: It's not Ridiculous and I'm out to prove it! *runs farther from Garnet*

Garnet: ...Okay?

Steven: All right! we found the Gem!

*The Gem Glows and out emerges an Unknown Gem*

Steven: Oh? Who are You?

???: I'm Topaz. I was stuck in that thing for 10 Years since the War, and you use me for Sport? Amusing.

Steven: So um Topaz, how come you were stuck in there?

Topaz: Well, It's a long story...

Garnet: Huh? Steven! You found the Gem! And you get the First Immunity Bracelet! But wait, what team should you be on...

Connie: Be on our team! You won't regret it!

Pearl: I forbid him to be on the team with Humans!

Steven: What? But...

Pearl: No Buts! It's to stay away from Drama!

Steven: Fine...

Jamie: I got a Popple!

Garnet: Uh... Jamie, where did you find that Popple?

Jamie: Yeah... I don't know... *Awkward Silence*

Garnet: Okay...? Anywho, Viewers on TV Right Now, Vote whichever Member of Team Mad Donut Disease goes home! And Topaz, you will be on the Humans' Team.

Topaz: What!?

Garnet: Well, There are too many Gems anyways...

Topaz: *Sigh*

Garnet: Anywho, choose either Topaz, Ronaldo, Jamie, Lars, Sadie, Connie, Onion, or Greg to go home and get kicked out of the game. Happy Voting and I'll see you next time on
Total Steven Universe Island!


Anyways, what do you think of this crossover so far? Leave a Comment Down Below and I'll see you next time!

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07/11/2016 9:31 pm
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Catligraphy
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How did you make the drawing 030
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07/23/2016 5:27 pm
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Eli the Zeratoed
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Well, Magic! (And Microsoft Paint as well xD) :3
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07/23/2016 8:47 pm
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Catligraphy
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XD ok
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07/24/2016 4:31 am
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Eli the Zeratoed
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lels x3
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07/06/2016 2:52 pm
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Maloy
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I can tell you worked super hard on this, one of your best blogs so far, even though I stopped watching Steven Universe this was still entertaining.
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07/06/2016 9:06 pm
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Eli the Zeratoed
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Thanks! Yeah it took about 2 Days to make this and gather all the Images... xD

Also If this gets even more fame then my Blogs (You know, at least 100 Views, since getting more than 200 views is Impossible...) I'm continuing the series! :D
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07/06/2016 11:46 am
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karma police
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-Holds Peridot- Lemmeh Die,The Fanfics x.x
(Tbh,This Fanfic Was Nice,Jsut Wanted 2 Hold Peridot ;-;)
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07/06/2016 9:09 pm
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Eli the Zeratoed
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Lol so true! Most of the Fanfics can be either good or bad... Most of Them involving Love or Fusion... -,-

And wow, Thanks! I actually try to deviate from the Fanfic Norm, Skipping most Love Scenes and whatnot. xD
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07/06/2016 8:22 am
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Vincent _1987
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Kick out Topaz or that water gem girl.
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07/06/2016 9:07 pm
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Eli the Zeratoed
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I think it said to Vote for one of the Team Members on MDD, and I will count your Vote for Topaz Though (Because she was placed on Team MDD By Garnet due to the Overfill of Gems on TCC) :3
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