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avatar Turtleshell_Luck
Level 51 : Grandmaster Turtle
Hello PMC. I'm sure all us server owners/mods/admins, etcs. have had to deal with those "I'm from PMC. OP me" fakes. Well, I was inspired to troll them using some steps I got from a blog. The conversations were rather humorous!

(For safety purposes, I am not using any true Minecraft Account names
I am turtleshell_luck. I have also taken out any etc. chat going on while I was talking to the "PMC employee", as all the chats happened through private minecraft messages)

Wanna know how I did it? How I got all the Trolls to work? Well check out this Behind the Scenes and FAQ

Conversation 1

stoopid123: Hello I'm from PMC, and I would like to review this server.

turtleshell_luck: Wait, really? This is amazing! I'll show you around!

stoopid123: Actually, I'd prefer to look around on my own. Just give me admin powers.

turtleshell_luck: Aren't pandas great?

stoopid123: huh??

turtleshell_luck: I said Pandas. Y'know the bear?

stoopid123: ye, i know what pandas are. but u said u'd gimme admin powers.

turtleshell_luck: wanna know the best part of pandas?

stoopid123: i really just want to review your server...

turtleshell_luck: they are BLACK and WHITE! How non-racist. Right?

stoopid123: look, im busy, gimme admin powers or im not giving this letting this server on PMC anymore?

turtleshell_luck: ok, hold on, just let me type out the command.

stoopid123: thanks

(about a minute later)

stoopid123: excuse me? almost done?

turtleshell_luck: with what?

turtleshell_luck: Aren't pandas great?

stoopid123: thats it! you have 1 minute till this server gets taken off PMC.

turtleshell_luck: What is PMC?

stoopid123: Planet Minecraft -.-

turtleshell_luck: Wait! thats what it means???? I thought it stood for Poking Monster Carrots, cuz that'd be awesome.

stoopid123: give me admin now. or else.

turtleshell_luck: Pandas!

stoopid123 has been banned.

Nice, what'd you think? Pretty funny, right? But the next ones even better

Conversation 2

brokenmind65: im from PMC, ive come here to review the server. gimme OP, it makes it easier.

turtleshell_luck: sorry, I hate PMC. Its my least favorite mc website. Infact, I should ban you just for saying those letters in my territory.

brokenmind65: ??? you really hate PMC? what mc website do you like?

turtleshell_luck: I'd have to say mining&crafting is my favorite. (not a real website

brokenmind65: Really? I work there too! We are partner websites believe it or not.

turtleshell_luck: Whoa really? What level are you?

brokenmind65: 85

turtleshell_luck: but There aren't any levels on that website! you must be lying.

brokenmind65: Only the employees get levels, its a special thing. now give me OP please. I need to look around.

turtleshell_luck: What's op?

brokenmind65: Y'know, like operating powers so i can review more easily?

turtleshell_luck: Why are you reviewing my server?

brokenmind65: I already told u, I work at that mining&crafting.

turtleshell_luck: I hate that server. PMC is my favorite.

brokenmind65 left the game

Conversation 3

yod00g: hi. i am from PMC and I will be admin so that you will get a good review

yod00g: hello?

yod00g: i am from PMC

yod00g: hello?

turtleshell_luck: Whats PMC?

yod00g: y'know, the best minecraft site there is.

turtleshell_luck: Whats minecraft?

yod00g: its this really cool game where you can build and stuff.

turtleshell_luck: are you being serious?

yod00g: wait.... oh yeah.. lol... I need admin powers!

(I realized about now that this was probably a naive 5-9 year who was not smart, so I tried to push the envelope a little)

yod00g: hello? I'd like admin powers.

turtleshell_luck: Wrong. I work for Mojang, the Minecraft Company. I'm undercover trying to find fake PMC employees and I take care of them. You should explain this to your parents.

yod00g: wait! Im just a kid, joking around for fun cuz I want diamonds. Please dont do anything

turtleshell_luck: Too late. You will probably be sent to juvy, which is the school for law-breakers, for about 5 years. Tell your parents.

yod00g: You can't do that! i cant get in trouble!

turtleshell_luck: Bunnies are adorable.

yod00g: please! leave me alone.

turtleshell_luck: They have such cute ears. I want to hug each and everyone of them

yod00g: what?

turtleshell_luck: Your going to get arrested kid.

yod00g: My parents say your joking and bullying me!

turtleshell_luck: I'm guessing your like a naive 5 year old, right?

yod00g left the game.

Conversation 4

joejoe500: i am from PMC and would like to get admin powers

turtleshell_luck: I like that website

joejoe500: Yes, and if you give me admin powers i can help your server out.

turtleshell_luck: This isn't my server

joejoe500: It says owner next to your name

turtleshell_luck: its my minecraft name

joejoe500: your name is red?

turtleshell_luck: how rude... i should ban you for saying that.

joejoe500: saying what? your name IS RED!!!

turtleshell_luck: well of course it is, I'm the owner.

joejoe500: You just said you weren't you (bad words) admin.

turtleshell_luck: If you keep using that language im gonna have to ban you

joejoe500: I thought you weren't the owner!

turtleshell_luck: Your an idiot... my name is [Owner] turtleshell_luck in big red letters... how could I not be the owner?

joejoe500: (bad words) you (bad word) troll im gonna (bad bad things) to you and your server (bad words)

turtleshell_luck: i dont really care... I'm not the owner.

joejoe500 left the game (not the best one but still pretty good)

Conversation 5 (this guy was very official) (also, this was not me, but the co-owner of the server, but he didn't want his name included)

r0ttott0r: Hello! I am From PMC, Planet Minecraft and would love to review your server, get it more noticed all around!

r0ttott0r: I just need OP to make sure everything is official!

turtleshell_luck: OP, eh? Your gonna have to be more specific there, you could be talking about anything.

r0ttott0r: OP, like powers to fly and stuff!

turtleshell_luck: Doesn't OP stand for Octopus P**is? Thats gross!

r0ttott0r: No! It stands for Operating Powers. And with them, I can get your server to be one of the best.

turtleshell_luck: Did you know the plural of Octopus is Octopi?

r0ttott0r: I'm very busy, so could you please hurry up with the OP.

turtleshell_luck: Octopus are my favorite 8-legged living thing. Are they the only ones?

r0ttott0r: I'm getting this server shut down if you don't give me what I want.

turtleshell_luck: How could you shut down my server?

r0ttott0r: I'm from PMC.

turtleshell_luck: Porcupine Marsupial Chimpanzees! Those are my three favorite animals!

r0ttott0r: I know your trolling me, but I assure you, I truly am from PMC.

turtleshell_luck: What is your PMC name?

r0ttott0r: Soulstealer (no joke, he tried to pull this off!)

turtleshell_luck: Really? Soul, its me John! We go to school together!
(Now we tricked him)
r0ttott0r: Oh yeah! hey John, I didn't know you owned a server.

turtleshell_luck: What do you mean? You set the whole thing up for me... oh this isn't one of your other accounts then, your not the real SS

r0ttott0r: I am! Your not one of my friends. I was trolling you to get back from before but I really am Soulstealer!

turtleshell_luck: Whats Soulstealer?

r0ttott0r: A famous player on PMC

turtleshell_luck: How many Porcupine Marsupial Chimpanzees does he have?

r0ttott0r: Stop trolling me, please, I just want admin powers.

turtleshell_luck: Well, here is the funny part. I gave them to you about 5 minutes ago, you just didn't notice because you were so obliviously trying to argue with me in a conversation going no where.


turtleshell_luck: Actually, I believe this is around the time where I ban you. (No joke, he had admin powers the entire time and didn't notice, most of the people noticed when we tried this and were banned right away, but this guy was not as smart as he first seemed)

Conversation 6

turtleshell_luck: Welcome to the server.

nuisance1000: Hello. I am from Planet Minecraft, I work there.

turtleshell_luck: Really?!?

nuisance1000: Yes, and i would like to make your server one of the greatest ones, all I want is OP.

turtleshell_luck: Sorry... i can't do that. Its against my religion.

nuisance1000: ??? i just want admin powers.

turtleshell_luck: Yeah, I'm part of a religion that forbids typing the letter "p" on my keyboard so i wont be able to type "/op". Sorry

nuisance1000: what? stop f**king with me and gimme powers. i can make your server the greatest.

turtleshell_luck: ok... hold on, just let me type my command.
(about 5 minutes later)
nuisance1000: yo dude... can i have em yet?

turtleshell_luck: Have what?

nuisance1000: My op

turtleshell_luck: Yeah, sure... but remember how i told you about my religion?

nuisance1000: yes... the one where you cant type p or something. now OP!!! or else I hack you.

turtleshell_luck: yeah, well don't worry. I ordered a keyboard that doesn't have a "p" key.

turtleshell_luck: We just have to wait 3-6 weeks for delivery.

nuisance1000: (bad words) Thats it! Im hacking you! your server and computer are gonna be gone b*tch

nuisance1000: get ready to get hacked, lol

turtleshell_luck: Why are you doing this to me???

nuisance1000: your a faggot

turtleshell_luck: in my religion that means "God" so thank you

nuisance1000: your lucky I dont know how to hack

turtleshell_luck: you literally just said you were going to hack me?? was that just a cruel joke.

nuisance1000: yo dude gimme admin powers or i'll hack you.

turtleshell_luck: look, I'd love to, but your stupidity is beginning to get so high my faith in humanity is lowering, so

turtleshell_luck: I'm gonna ban you, mostly because you just threatened to hack me after admitting

turtleshell_luck: you don't know how, so bye.

nuisance1000: yo dude i'm f*ckin hackin you. say goodbye to your computer

and... he was banned

Conversation 7

turtleshell_luck: Hello! Welcome to the Server!

stupenguin68: Hi! Actually, I am from PMC, and I can actually make your server even more popular.

turtleshell_luck: Etes-vous vraiment?

stupenguin68: wut??? why you speaking spanish (its actually french)

turtleshell_luck: Eh bien, permet de discuter en vous donnant des pouvoirs spéciaux

stupenguin68: You can probably read English, right? Well give me ADMIN and I will help your server.

turtleshell_luck: Did you know the singular version of the word skittles is skittle? I was 4 when I learned that.

stupenguin68: WTH? dude, i can see you read and speak English, givmme admin so i can help your server.

turtleshell_luck: I will give you admin, if you can answer my trivia question.

stupenguin68: okay, but for annoying me, im gonna take some points away from you on PMC.

turtleshell_luck: Here is the trivia question: What word rhymes with "sand" and is about to happen to you?

stupenguin68 has been banned

Conversation 8

wrongsir55: I am a planetminecraft emplyee and im supposed to get owner powers.

turtleshell_luck: I am a traveler from South India who found a Diamond Octopus Tentacle.

wrongsir55: lol, ok

turtleshell_luck: wanna know how I found the tentacle, its a great story!

wrongsir55: huh?

turtleshell_luck: So there I was, at South India, me and partner Jovy. Jovy is a native american.

wrongsir55: lol... umm... im from PMC, like i said before. i need owner abilities

turtleshell_luck: Jovy and me found a temple, with nothing but our hands and potato chips.

wrongsir55: yeah... i need the power.

turtleshell_luck: Not the potato chips your thinking of, but a much better one.

wrongsir55: im strting to lose my patience... your gonna get off of PMC

turtleshell_luck: Now, in the temple, there were some evil monkeys, sort of the ones in the app, Temple Run

wrongsir55: I like Temple Run... but your pissin me off right now, so i need owner.

turtleshell_luck: The monkeys got Jovy, but I stole the treasure while they were eating him!

wrongsir55: F*ck you and your server.

turtleshell_luck: Thanks for listening, now.. here are your admin powe- Wait! Did you just

turtleshell_luck: curse... on MY server! Thats it, your done!

wrongsir55 has been banned

Conversation 9

doodisgreat: I am from Planet Minecraft, and i will give your server 65 diamonds for admin and owner, and creative.

turtleshell_luck: nah, I'm on creative mode, so I already have infinite diamonds, but thanks

doodisgreat: I meant on PMC! LOL!

turtleshell_luck: Shut up you coward.

doodisgreat: What? I am from PMC, and your losing diamonds for that.

turtleshell_luck: I got infinite, what now?

doodisgreat: I mean on PMC you f*cking faggot

turtleshell_luck: Did you know the real definition of faggot is a bundle of sticks?

doodisgreat: what? stop f*cking with me.

turtleshell_luck: I'm serious, Google it.

doodisgreat: Your getting hacked and banned from PMC faggot

turtleshell_luck: If I was really a bundle of sticks could i play minecraft? Silly boy..

doodisgreat left the game


Time for the funniest... the Greatest....

The most hilarious.... eye-catching.... bestest...

Troll ever...

People say trolls this good don't exist... so get ready to laugh your pants off...
Just click the box and get your laugh box ready...
Conversation 10

I never stop Trolling!!! Bet that was disappointing! But look at the bright side! You are alive! No Conversation 10.

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  • DrownedPound
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Pokemon
  • October 10, 2018, 8:38 pm

This is so funny!
  • PlayaXD
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Dolphin
  • August 17, 2018, 12:59 am
  • JaiiDann
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Toast
  • July 10, 2018, 7:54 pm
  • Subpartikel
  • Level 22
  • Expert Architect
  • April 2, 2018, 2:01 pm
wow. that was amazing.
this is so funny, especially if it accually happend
  • Autumn Fyre
  • Level 25
  • Expert Musician
  • March 24, 2018, 11:51 am
I've read this so many times, but it still makes me laugh xD
There is a "Conversation 10!" It was between me and the face of defeat!
  • IshSleeepyy
  • Level 44
  • Master Princess
  • January 23, 2018, 12:09 am
I love it when people troll 8 year olds. Great comedy
  • IshSleeepyy
  • Level 44
  • Master Princess
  • January 23, 2018, 12:09 am
lollll this was hilarious to read
  • KatKit
  • Level 30
  • Artisan Skinner
  • January 15, 2018, 6:38 am
omg gj this is so funny !
  • Aspirin60
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Scapegoat
  • June 22, 2017, 4:27 pm
Too much! Lmao!Sup stories,bro!
  • UltraBobT
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Button Pusher
  • June 1, 2017, 9:50 am
This is brilliant! When I clicked on the conversation 10 spoiler my browser crashed just to add to the hilarity! You deserve 100 diamonds just gimme op.
  • polarii
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Artist
  • February 3, 2017, 2:12 pm
  • Monotone
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Hunter
  • October 2, 2016, 6:49 am
  • Luminescent
  • Level 40
  • Master Kitten
  • September 6, 2016, 3:40 pm
  • CHorse
  • Level 35
  • Artisan Fish
  • August 28, 2016, 9:02 am
I wish I owned a server now. Then if I found these guys I'd give them OP but constantly teleport them into the sky.
  • Arkady
  • Level 46
  • Master Nerd
  • July 20, 2016, 12:39 am
Hey Im from PMC! Can I have OP?
Luv it m8! Made my laugh. I already expected what would happen on Convo10 just b4 I opened it, turns out I was right! Now I think I should run a server and do what you just did xD

- EZ
  • stella
  • Level 47
  • Master Cake
  • July 14, 2016, 2:24 pm

But Im confused, if you were talking in Minecraft, why did ppl talk about PMC?
Is ur server on here or something?
  • Snowy
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • July 16, 2016, 8:51 am
well, it might have, as far as I know they got rid of their server
  • Fandyus
  • Level 38
  • Artisan Dragonborn
  • July 14, 2016, 2:02 pm
This blog is so awesome! Imma give you 65 diamonds!
Ha this is truly amazing xD
  • Barkitect
  • Level 26
  • Expert Architect
  • April 25, 2016, 4:52 pm
*Loses voice from laughing so much*
*Falls down the stairs next day*
*Cant call 911 because my voice is gone*
  • Sparkqlez
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • April 5, 2016, 10:34 pm
Ha ha, This was funny. I Can't really talk in Reality now because I Have been Laughing so much, But at least It entertained my Day/Night! xD
  • Milli
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • March 26, 2016, 10:04 am

also what's your server name :3 i wanna join
How can someone give you 65 diamonds on PMC btw? XD BEST BLOG EVER
Can I have op? :3
  • k-man2134
  • Level 29
  • Expert Taco
  • July 29, 2015, 5:34 pm
The best was conversation 7, 8 and 10 XD
  • scidoo
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Taco
  • July 29, 2015, 3:53 pm
I make these :)
me too
OI gimme OP now I need to edit uurrrrr blog. Lol, nice one! I've leart a few from this for my old server, I'm prepared!
  • StingRay_FTW
  • Level 24
  • Expert Blacksmith
  • January 14, 2015, 6:23 pm
"Can I have OP?I work at PMC." Poor 5 year olds never got their OP :3
  • KyuziRaid
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Network
  • November 17, 2014, 9:05 am
Can I has op? I'm from PMC
  • Kumbyunda
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Dragon
  • October 3, 2014, 6:48 pm
Hehehe, thanks for the ideas for trolling someone else is server or even your server >:) and you want to know how did that to you? At the end I hacked minecraft using a minecraft HACKING cilent that is basicaly about hacking and thats why I was able to placed tnt on over your server, lit the tnt with flint & steel, and do all the other hacking stuff; it was too late to ban me. You did ban me, but you have to start all over again, and I don't even care that I got banned. That's part of my evil plan MAHAHAHA.
Its funny to start out with a rank next to your name and then every sentance you say change it. Most of the time they get confused, especially if they have no idea how server ranking systems work. Pretty fun.
  • ][-DrReli-][
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Skinner
  • June 4, 2014, 8:13 pm
XD use the ./manuadd <yourname> Default. So he won't know your the owner XD.
  • Josh383
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Network
  • May 11, 2014, 7:11 am
Trololol! This was great!
  • TheSioux7065
  • Level 29
  • Expert Creeper Hugger
  • January 2, 2014, 5:45 pm
Luv da purple one XD sub and diamond
  • Star
  • Level 47
  • Master Pirate
  • January 2, 2014, 12:19 pm

Good blog.
  • kayrox107
  • Level 24
  • Expert Crafter
  • December 23, 2013, 10:01 am
Convo #2 is my favorite xD
  • Jocajada234
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Blacksmith
  • December 2, 2013, 8:16 am
You do know that the plural of Octopus isn't Octopi, right? It's Octopuses.
It could be Octopi or Octopuses.
  • Jocajada234
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Blacksmith
  • April 1, 2014, 8:56 am
Look it up bro...
It said it could be Octopuses and Octopi.
  • Jocajada234
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Blacksmith
  • April 25, 2014, 8:07 am
if you hadn't noticed, this was 4months ago. Do some more recent stuff dood.
And now it's from a year ago - bless the neverending comment chain!
  • stella
  • Level 47
  • Master Cake
  • July 14, 2016, 2:23 pm
Now that is from a year ago, omg someone say something in a year XD
a really bad fat chin was placed here
  • Auva
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Hunter
  • December 1, 2013, 11:34 am
Whats your server?
  • Skylar1541+
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Mage
  • December 1, 2013, 8:19 am
OMG, I normally hate trolling on newbies, but these people are RUDE. LOL, my favorite was Conversation #8,"[size=10pt][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]turtleshell_luck:[/bgcolor][/color][/size] [size=10pt][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]Thanks for listening, now.. here are your admin powe- Wait! Did you just[/bgcolor][/color][/size]

[size=10pt][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]turtleshell_luck:[/bgcolor][/color][/size] [size=10pt][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]curse... on MY server! Thats it, your done!" I would have done the same thing! 2nd Favorite was #9,"[/bgcolor][/color][/size][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]turtleshell_luck: Did you know the real definition of faggot is a bundle of sticks?" I actually did Google it just a few days ago! Before I read this! Hilarious. Like, and Diamond![/bgcolor]
  • Haydenjames
  • Level 26
  • Expert Engineer
  • November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
More! More!
LOL so funny wish there was a number ten though but awesome dude!!!!
  • Thawne
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Taco
  • November 11, 2013, 8:41 pm
  • Mann_Crafter
  • Level 25
  • Expert Engineer
  • September 16, 2013, 11:05 am
*highfive* dude :D
  • ndnprct3
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Engineer
  • September 8, 2013, 12:41 pm
I got depressed after reading conversation 10. I can't look on the bright side because I'm a ghost. (But seriously, lol.)
  • Peaceguy99
  • Level 41
  • Master Creeper Hugger
  • July 20, 2013, 12:22 pm

The first one: That's what I would be like as an admin :o

The second one: AHAHAHAHAHAH! That is HILLARIOUS!

The third one: Wow, That's harsh... And funny! I like the part where BUNNIES.

The FOURTH one: Cussing = You got them well.

The FIFTH (When will this end?! XD) one...: WOW. I note the chat while typing ALL THE TIME, So that wouldn't happen to me. c:

The sixth: You said you have a computer that doesn't have the key 'p'. You said com-P-uter, AND the key 'p'. Hahaha, That was SO OBVIOUS and funny. c:

The seventh: Now THAT is the best trivia ever.

The EIGTH.: I would like that story and would have been patient and said at the end: Lul. c:

The NEINth: Wow, The more you know, Right?

The tenth: *Cant open the zip/tab*

  • fritzfun123
  • Level 41
  • Master Nether Knight
  • December 1, 2013, 12:04 pm
there is no #10, it was a troll it pops up a troll face when you open it...
  • MegaBit+
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Dragonborn
  • July 5, 2013, 6:50 am
you don't like spiders?
  • Lendovaxion
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • June 13, 2013, 9:59 am
...Troll? Troll? Hmm...


More sir, please... I want some more... No, really! MORE!
someone is on a server right now saying they work at planet minecraft trying to keep hackes off the server
lmao you sir are an impressive troll
LOL That was hilarious
  • manster890
  • Level 29
  • Expert Taco
  • May 28, 2013, 10:43 pm
sooooo funny
  • juraj336
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Ninja
  • March 23, 2013, 5:56 am
More! I want more!
  • AnneWhy
  • Level 25
  • Expert Architect
  • March 2, 2013, 2:21 am
A bit long but hilarious! Too bad you haven't posted for a while.
  • bro10
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Geek
  • February 22, 2013, 8:56 pm
I was giggle the whole way mum kept saying whats funny i said nothin mum!
  • RM_Epic
  • Level 24
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • February 9, 2013, 5:54 pm

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