So I'm at the mall, and I walk into a jewelery store. They ask me if they can help me after shooting me some sarcastic looks. I say that it's very wasteful that they're putting diamonds in jewelery, and they should be making pickaxes with them. I then described that you make a pickaxe with two sticks and three diamonds. These poor people didn't even know how to make a pickaxe! The sales rep said that women like diamonds because they're shiny. I explained that diamonds were very hard and useful for tools. She said that diamonds are precious and very rare. I disagreed. I told her that I found 12 diamonds after one day in my mineshaft that I dug in my backyard. I don't know how far down she was digging for hers, but it sure wasn't the right place!