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avatar jnada1
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
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Heh Heh. A mini-series I thought up. I seemed to notice many repeating signs in chat, so I thought why not write them down and show them to the PMC and ask, DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS? Enjoy. Feel free to suggest more and I will add them. :D

These are honestly are true experiences that I have had on servers. I will suggest that you add your own and I will take a look at it. Then, I will make a image and add it here. :D

CURRENT IDEAS SUPPLIED BY:

pokerrymon - "My Brother is Notch"
Seivelath - "I am from PMC"
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CreditAll you people out there that have ever said this!
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06/13/2013 1:05 pm
Level 46 : Master Fish
Terrab1ter4
Some People Tend To Talk Like This Which Can Be Pretty Annoying And Smart*ss Like Because You Can Emphasize Your Words But It Is Not Seen As Caps Spamming. I Will Stop doing this now.
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07/17/2013 2:09 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Miner
eminemfan33
ARGH
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06/13/2013 10:47 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Miner
eminemfan33
This.
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06/13/2013 10:29 am
Level 24 : Expert Pirate
BillDeMong
My eyes exploded reading this. It's all my MC chat pet peeves in one layout.
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06/13/2013 9:37 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
DrWheat
How about spammers that put several lines between your conversations?
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06/13/2013 4:32 am
Level 46 : Master Fish
Terrab1ter4
Owner joins game.
[Owner]Name: Hello there
[Buttlicker 1] : HI OWNER!
[Buttlicker 2] : OMG it's the owner!
[Buttlicker 3] : Hello Sir... (op me op me)
[Buttlicker 4] : Hello there!
[Buttlicker 5] : HEY!!!
[Buttlicker 6] : I donated to your server Your so awesum yesh you ar!

And this goes on and on for a long time. All those people that think they get op if they are way too nice to the owner. Or this: People join sky's server or kuledud's server, just because they want to be in the video's. Very smart marketing. And this too:

I type /modlist (shows online mods): Online: [mod1] [Admin1] [Admin2]
[Admin1]: And that's how I get these diamond stuff
[Me]: Cheater lol
[Admin1]: Woat meee? You can't be serious :P
[Randomplayerthatwasonlineforalongtime]: IS THERE ADMIN ON I NEED HELP HEEEELP NOW PWEASE HELPMAH NOW!!!

C'mon the admin was talking to me just before that! How stupid can people be XD.
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06/13/2013 3:01 am
Level 22 : Expert Ninja
Arzu
And this is why I adventure off in single player land...
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06/13/2013 4:38 am
Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
Peon
Forever alone land.
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06/12/2013 11:15 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Explorer
Awesome_Jake
Chpbrownlee-owner

happyboyjr-admind

me-mod

stupidusername has joined the server!

stupidusername can I be op?

stupidusername has ban banned by chpbrownlee

happyboyjr joined the game

who banned me? XD

chpbrownlee rule # you will be banned the first time you ask for op.

happyboyjr lol I that was my old account, I thought I would do some trolling
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06/12/2013 11:01 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Explorer
Awesome_Jake
that is one reason why I like small servers
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06/12/2013 8:21 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Cowboy
SnargleBlargle
Ugh, I hate it when I'm on Sky's server and people will do this:

Recruit <Herpis McDerpis>: lol *insert long space here*
Elite Butter Overlord <SkythekidRS> Hey guys Sky here.

And then people somehow believe them.
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06/12/2013 11:24 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Narwhal
ThePowerHouse
Wanna know what I do when stuff like that happens?

<Me>Hey guys! I can impersonate celebrities too! *Insert Long Space Here*
<MichealJacksonFTW> Hi I'm Michael Jackson blahahjdhjkjhedfbjbd
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06/12/2013 2:35 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Blacksmith
Devilfuryknight3
Its just a Game so...... this is kinda pointless
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06/12/2013 4:42 pm
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
Yeah, with all these plugins and teen influences, this happens nearly always on some very popular servers.
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06/12/2013 2:13 pm
Level 22 : Expert Toast
invincible64
I just saw my servers chat, creepy.
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06/12/2013 2:01 pm
Level 40 : Master Mage
Endersteve
Ha! This is so true, Or when they say they are from PMC and its like "Yea so am i. I have an account on PMC and yea."
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06/12/2013 1:14 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Explorer
TheRedIce2000
It's bad how true this is.
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06/12/2013 12:48 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
Karrfis
that 3rd picture reminds me of planet minecraft's current status "its butter not gold"
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06/12/2013 12:44 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
Karrfis
then you get the people who come on and ask to be banned and keep spamming ban me ban me

you get the people who get PVP killed and loose their stuff and sit there going gimme my stuff gimme my stuff

you get the people who go HE BROKE ONE OF MY DIRT BLOCKS GREFER GRIEFER BAN HIM BAN HIM

you get the people who suck up to the staff calling them sir and ma'am who later turn out to be hackers trying to hide them x-raying flying etc

you get the people who come onto say a hungergames server and go Is this a creative server? can i have GM?

its funny just sitting on a server watching the chat tab :P
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06/12/2013 9:27 am
Level 47 : Master Pixel Painter
basicbrick
Here is something like this that happend to me.

(I am Owner)
Welcome nub123 to the server
Me: Hello
tickandtock and the rest of the staff: Hi
nub123: hi plz can u giv me op im frum planet minecraft
Me: Oh really, and why should we give you op, you're not Cyprezz
nub123: o b cus im mod on planet minecraft and i want to revew ur servr
tickandtock: Ok man, we don't op random people :/
[Me --> tickandtock] Lets ask him for a link to his account.
[tickandtock --> Me] Ok then xD
Me: Hey nub123 can I have a link to your accont.
1 minute later.
nub123: no cus u wood hax it
Me: Ahh, I see then no promotion.
nub123: kkkkk fin
(sends link)
Me: Its a lvl 1 "nothing here" account. No op for you
nub123: U ALL SUK I WIL GET CYPREZZ AND PARIL HER AN BAN U FRUM PMC SO GET A LIFE AND OP ME.
The ban hammer has spoken.
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06/13/2013 1:10 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
Seivelath
basic, I have already basiclly said this :P Go down and look...
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06/12/2013 12:38 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
Karrfis
lawl
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06/12/2013 8:06 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
I hope some people who spam like this see this blog and think about it.
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06/12/2013 8:10 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
Some might, but then they won't actually care.
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06/12/2013 8:27 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
Yeah. But we can always hope :D
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06/12/2013 7:45 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
Seivelath
A Thing that I was part of...
TehOwner - me
Alabob - friend
Player - random player

Player Joined the game
Welcome player to the server!
TehOwner: Welcome Player
Player: Hai, Can I haz op, I'm from PMC
[Alabob -> TehOwner] I wana see how far we can go with him until he cracks it
[TehOwner -> Alabob] Ok, Lets do this then. lets see how long he'll go
TehOwner: Why should I give you op?
Player: Because I need it to review your server
TehOwner: Why do you want to review my server?
Player: Because I want to review a server, and I saw yours.
TehOwner: Why mine inparticular?
Player: Just because
TehOwner: Ok, go off and review to your hearts content.
Player: But I need op to review your server
TehOwner: No you don't
Player: I so do!!!
TehOwner: Explain why then
Player: Uh...
*a minute passes*
Player: Just because
TehOwner: Uh uh. Yeah... still not giving you op
Player: FINE THEN, I'LL GIVE YOU A C**P REVIEW THEN AND NO-ONE WILL COME TO YOUR SERVER!!!
TehOwner: Whatever...
Player: I CAN TELL CYPREZZ TO TAKE YOUR SERVER DOWN, THEN I'LL GET PARIL TO BAN YOU OFF PMC FOREVER
TehOwner: Ok then, can I see your PMC account name
Player: Sure, It's (won't disclose)
*I go and check and find a lvl 1 noob with no forum posts at all*
TehOwner: Uh, hate to tell you, but the account you linked me to was a level 1 noob account
Player: NO IT'S NOT
TehOwner: Yeah it is. You can check it yourself
Player F*** YOU, YOU F***ING C**T, I'LL GET OP NO-MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
TehOwner banned Player for: Watch your language, plus PMC, really... NOPE.
Adabob: Lolz, he really hated you at the end
TehOwner: Yep.
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06/12/2013 8:16 am
Level 26 : Expert Zombie
trolz666
That was funny to read. I usually ban those "i wnt op im frm pmc" people. I hate them :D
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06/12/2013 8:30 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
Seivelath
agreed
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06/12/2013 7:57 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
Ahh! I forgot about the PMC 'representatives'. I will be sure to add it soon! ;)
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06/12/2013 7:58 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
Seivelath
yay!
Achivement get
Actually do something with your life
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06/12/2013 6:56 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
Seivelath
NOPE.
I love that reason. As a staff member, I have used it. I remember my first time :D
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06/12/2013 3:44 am
Level 21 : Expert Archer
pokerrymon
A very common thing is:
somedude123:Is there any staff on
someadmin123:Yus
somedude123: okay i have a question
someadmin123: ask away
somedude123: Can i has op
someadmin123: sorry we don't recruit random people o.o
somedude123: GIMME DEH OP OR I WILL CLOSE YOUR SERVER OR DO SOME OTHER THREAT TO MAKE YOU GIVE ME OP
someadmin123: no
somedude123: MY BROTHER IS NOTCH AND MY BEST FRIEND IS JEB THEY CAN SHUT DOWN THIS SERVER AND BAN YOU ALL FROM EVERY SERVER
somedude123 was banned from the server for reason : nope
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06/12/2013 3:45 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
I will add that now. :D Nice Find!
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06/12/2013 4:36 am
Level 21 : Expert Archer
pokerrymon
lol ty o.o
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06/11/2013 8:39 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Todd Wellington
I know a server where all this happens at once (@_@)/
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06/12/2013 3:37 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
I feel sorry for you. :P
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06/12/2013 8:25 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Todd Wellington
xD you kind of just have to ignore it.
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06/11/2013 8:19 pm
Level 24 : Expert Skinner
DogsRNice
you forgot admin plz unban ______ he is no hak
and HOW DO I MAKE PIKAXE!!!!!?!?!?
or join my new server ip ____________ DONT ADVRTIZE AADMIN PLXZ BAND HIM HE ADVERTIZED!!!1
and i see this alot on a server i play on: _______ IS HAKS OWNER HE HAKS BAN IM PLS
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06/11/2013 3:15 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Spelunker
SoggyTractor
Indeed..but I've been on lots of servers where this stuff in the chat is quite rare.
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06/12/2013 3:39 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
Yeah, this is mainly on the popular servers. With the MEGA fans and noobs.
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06/11/2013 2:31 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Pony
mumble13322
You missed one important thing... HEEEEEEEELLLLPPP! xD Have a diamond :)
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06/12/2013 3:39 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
Haven't seen that one much. Sounds annoying anyways. :D
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06/11/2013 2:23 pm
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
_DioM_
Ha. Yes. Sort of and sometimes.
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06/12/2013 3:40 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
Yeah. Sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't. :D
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06/11/2013 9:45 am
Level 31 : Artisan Geek
MaxBFalcon
It's sad... BUT IT IS ALSO TRUE! HAHAHAAHH! Diamond. Fav.
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06/12/2013 3:41 am
Level 46 : Master Sweetheart
jnada1
Thank you! This is currently my most popular submission. :D I am shocked by how quick it got diamonds.
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