This War was started along time ago.......

The Ducks were once a proud race of  trolls that used to blow up stoves

They would do this as they pleased because they were free, and happy to eat all the bread they wanted!

But then.....

*BOOM* (explosion ;3 )

The mean cows were jealous of there freedom and deicided to eat all of them 'cause there fat and they've never eaten duck before se they thought "moo mooo moo mouou" those are the word of Cow Number 97 and the other cows were like "  \(OoO)/ "

But the ducks knowing the cows were going to do this they made got there secret weapon! the golden duck of all ducks who could produce golden duck clones that were cloned from ducks that were made of gold!!!
These golden ducks were the most dangerous ducks of all.... they could (thinking ............) SHOOT LAZARS FROM THERE EYES!!!! and erm ( *THINKING!!!!!!!** ...........)   FLY AT VERY FAST SPEEDS I'M TALKING LIKE 2.78957 MILES PER HOUR!!!
THATS LIKE WAY FASTER THAN THERE NORMAL .102844099373 MILES PER HOUE FLIGHT SPEED!!!
So now the ducks flew to kill there enemy and to win and stuff ~~~

*PAUSE*


That was a fun pause don't you think? I though so I though it was very good we should do some more of those but alas we have a story to tell but I can't strees enough how I loved that pause and how good it was and how it pleased me to make that pause while you are here with me that makes it even more fun knowing that. *looks to left and sees golden ducks of ducking ducks screaming "QUAK QUACK QUAKCK CKCKKCKC!!!" * oh right the story forgive me little ducks.

So the ducks flew twards the cow nation and deafeted the cows with there LAZARS!!! and they won a good victory they flew back to there country and started to blow up there stoves again and eating bread freely knowing that the cows will never try suck a thing again. They sleep well and peacefully now.

This story also explain why McDonalds are every where in America that is the cows punishment for such evil twards the ducks!


Alright well I hope you enjoyed this wierd story XD

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