Why does it matter, PMC?

Why does it matter, PMC?

In this blog, I'm going to talk about a few topics.

Why does it matter if your one gender, and not the other?

Why should I be a specific age?

Why shouldn't people lie about their age?

Enjoy the blog, please.

Why does it matter if I'm one gender, but not the other?

This is a topic that some bloggers have already talked about. It starts the "boys vs girls" game again. Both of the genders get the wrong side of the stick. If your a girl, you'll get flamed by some boys, or get treated like the holy grail. I've seen some servers where you could just say you was a girl, and they'd basically bow down to you.

However, if your a boy some girls might lie and tell your they're a boy. Also, some boys might not want to play with you, because, hm-um, your not a girl. You'll probably flame girls, or you'd bow down to them.

The other thing, is the tricks. Let me explain to you how the lady-wants trick work.

Girl - Can I have diamonds?

Boy - No.

Girl - But I'm a girl.

Boy - So?

Other Boy - Sure, I'll give you two diamond blocks! Did I mention two stacks?

*Boy gets flamed for not being a gentleman*

After doing that, she basically has the boy where she wants him. He has two choices, look like he's mean and nobody will want to play with him. Or correct his error and be her slave. 'Nuff said. But to the girls of PMC, there's some creeps out there. Seriously, I'll explain the conversation.

Boy - Is anybody on the server a girl?

Girl - Yes.

Boy - What state do you live in?

Girl - Texas

Boy - Me too!

Boy - Omg! Can you tell me your address so I can possibly rape your brains out?

Girl - Omg! I'll love that! It'll be so kewl!

Moving on.

Why should I be a specific age?

There's so many age stereotypes going on, people mostly want you to be older than eleven. This is what people think if your eleven, and under.

Your a noob.

You can't use proper grammar.

Your annoying.

Your a pervert, that's acting like he/she is eleven.

Though still, people eleven and under play tricks on people.

Boy/Girl - May I join your faction?

Faction Owner - No, I don't trust you.

Boy/Girl - But I'm eleven, I can't do anything.

Faction Owner - No.

Other Faction Members - Let them join!

There's really nothing else I have to say here. Though be careful of those creepers.

Why shouldn't people lie about their age?

I'm sorry, but I have to do one of those-this is bob-things.

^(O_O)^ --- This is Bob. Bob is eleven years old. Bob wants to join a faction, but they only want people over eleven. So Bob says he's eight-teen.

(-.-)-.-)-.-) --- This is the faction. Since bob says he's eight-teen they believe him. They start to talk about things that's rated R.

^(O_O)^ Bob thinks these things are funny, and at school the next day, he spreads them.

(U.U) (T.T) --- These are Bob's parents. Bob says these things around them. Bob lies and tells them the faction told them these things, and that makes them look like pervs. They tell their story to the news, but lie about everything.

(*_*) ($.$) (@.@) --- This is the Mojang team. They're sitting back and making millions. Though in a few days, Bob's parents try to sue them, and the faction. Mojang says it's not their fault, but Bob's. The parents argue to defend him.

(^.^)^.^)^.^)^.^)^.^)^.^) --- These are all the other Minecraft players. Their parents hear about this, and they get pulled from Minecraft.

(-.-)-.-)-.-) The faction tries to tell them the truth, and then for proof they go to the server owner.

(Y.Y) --- This is the server owner. He pulls up the logs for proof, and everybody is furious with Bob.

^(O_O)^ Bob has lost all his friends that plays Minecraft, and his parents looks like fools. Nobody accepts him that plays Minecraft anymore, and almost every server owner bans him. Bob was a fool. Minecrafters don't forgive him for nearly bringing down the game they love.

Bob is screwed.

Until next time, PMC.

Part two, coming soon? ^(^_^)> ^(^_^)^