Alligator Balls, I prefer that over frog legs actually :P

Uh, is that even a question?
I ate a penny, half an aluminum eraser holder that holds the eraser to the pencil, my own homework, corrosive soldering flux (not enough to kill me, but trust me it tasted gross), fur/hair, and other stuff.
I also licked an elevator wall at the age of 4-5.

I'm insane and I'm proud.

Oh, one story from when I was like-7 or 5

I had a boat toy that I used. One day, I saw that it was leaking...stuff... So naturally, as a curious 4-7 year old, I naturally dabbed my finger on the substance, then tasted it.

It tasted like real crap, and I proceeded to spit it out.

Cut to 6-8 years later when I found out and realized that it was actual battery acid that had liquefied and leaked.
4-7 year old me had tasted battery acid... LITTERAL BATTERY ACID.

A straight spoonful of vegemite after I couldn’t get Bible trivia right— let’s just say I’m a master at Bible trivia now

A piece of grass that I then proceeded to choke on

Or paper bcuz my cousin was eating it and she actually enjoyed it

not me but my old friend jasmine one day was chillin under a tree with me, and she ate grass. I asked her what the heck was she doing? She said she was taste testing. She then ate a buttercup flower thinking it would taste like butterscotch pudding, and she instantly made a face at the sheer sourness of it. Then she ate chocolate pudding to erase the taste, and spit it onto the tree. I asked her what the heck again, “im feeding the tree” she says. I then explained trees eat sunlight and water, not what we eat. She looked at me like she just figured out the entire meaning of life, like something she could never fully ingest.

i hate being smarter than the vast majority of my generation
i hate being a 12 year old science wiz surrounded by idiots i cannot put myself in view, since i already know things but they are 4 parallel universes behind me. I hope jasmine has learned now, and is in the best of health now that she has moved away and she and her sister are from 4 months to a year younger than me and yet way taller than me. How come i am in america and everyone in my generation besides very few others are taller than the average adult height of 5’8? I have classmates who are taller than every teacher in the district.

Ah yes. Mulch. 1yr ol babeh me would escape out the back door and go straight for the mulch.

Good Times.

not really a combination but i remember eating cheese pizza then eating cosmic brownies afterwards. i think my mindset was the cold brownies washing down the hot pizza taste

Mine was milk and an apple. Tons of milk, tiny bit of apple.

Four-leaf clover for good fortune

I ate pizza with Ketchup don't ask me why

Uhhhmm... At teen camp I had to chug a 4 liter bottle of melted otter pop juice that they claimed was "Soda".
Also at the teen camp a year back I had to bathe in chocolate sauce.

i once accidently drank coffee cuz i thought it was hot cocoa