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The End of the PMC Cola Wars - 11:40 AM ET - 10 PM ET - ENDEDpoll

IGEBM's Avatar IGEBM12/3/22 11:40 am scheduled history
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12/8/2022 9:29 pm
OrderOutOfChaos's Avatar OrderOutOfChaos
ENDED - THE COCACOLA ARMY WON THE WAR!

Part 1

Rules

- No kill-everyone attacks
- No hacking
- If you die, don’t complain. This is Hardcore, so once you die you’re a spectator

It is Saturday, December 3rd, around 9:40 AM.

High Commander IGEBM, Private KitsuneLight, and Private BigFatPotat head to the Pepsi Federation camp. Both of their forces were decimated during the Battle of the Plains on Friday. IGEBM walks up to OrderOutOfChaos, the leader of the Federation. “We surrender.” he says. “Where’s everyone else?” OrderOfChaos asks. “They chickened out. They’re continuing on with their normal, civilian lives.” IGEBM responds. “Ok.” OrderOfChaos responds. Surprisingly, he believed it. BiCrafter752 transport them to our base. We’ll meet you there.” “Yes, sir!” BiCrafter responds. They take the 3 CocaCola Army soldiers and put them in the back of a reinforced transport truck.

The truck is driving, and soon it goes over a bridge above a canyon with a river at the bottom. On the other side of the bridge is a medium-sided field where the Pepsi Federation base is. However, they haven’t been home for a while. The only left to on Friday set up the base before returning later early this morning to their plains base camp, so they didn’t know that Lieutenant Emminlk12 (who had been promoted by IGEBM the day before) had ordered the rest of the CocaCola army to dig a trench near the end of the bridge. 6138, a sniper, sees the truck approaching. “Should I shoot?” he asks. “Shoot the tires. Now!” Emmin orders. 6138 shoots all four of the trucks tires.


Kitsune hears them pop. “That’s your cue, IGE.” they (let me know your pronouns) say. IGEBM enters light form since the Pepsi Federation never put special handcuffs on him, and he walks out of his handcuffs before shooting his teammates’ handcuffs and and letting them break out of the truck. IGEBM, meanwhile, shoots BiCrafter in the back of the head before running out of the now-open truck doors and running around to the front. He climbs up to the top of the truck and notices OrderOfChaos and Pepsi Federation subordinates arriving. He takes a deep breath.

”This is the end of PMC Cola Wars.” he says.

“COCACOLA ARMY, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!”

CocaCola Army
Pepsi Federation
IGEBM - High CommanderOrderOutOfChaos - High Commander
TheMcParrot - Weapons SupplierDarkGEBM666 - Lieutenant
Emminlk12 - LieutenantTriskelion - Captain
LBoomsky - Captain (formerly Capt. LBoomsky of the Sprite Divison, but they're all dead)LegendarySi - Private
autumn - PrivateTheGrimmKnight - Scientist/Mech Pilot
KitsuneLight - Private
6138 - Private (Sniper)
BigFatPotat - PrivateBiCrafter752 - Private. DEAD FROM A HEADSHOT (DEATH #1)
Greief - Hitman

And if any of them want to join a side, ShadowOnTheLoose, Greief, and Tzyber.

One last time…

Poll ended 12/07/2022 11:41 am.

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12/08/2022 9:27 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
DarkGEBM666
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Dammit the fucking Coke won

And before you say language IGE, negative you swears a lot, but I can’t write in these comments because I’d like to keep it PG
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12/08/2022 9:29 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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Language IGE… lol
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12/07/2022 7:40 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Coke won motherf—kers!

Pardon my language.
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12/07/2022 7:17 pm
Level 59 : Grandmaster Theorist
fatBatman
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i like bannanas
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12/04/2022 12:03 am
Level 47 : Master Sus
Rob333
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My support is always to CocaCola army! CocaCola da best!
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12/04/2022 6:47 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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We won the war
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12/04/2022 2:37 pm
Level 47 : Master Sus
Rob333
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I know, I mean i prefer CocaCola
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12/04/2022 3:10 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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I know

Actually, go check out OrderOfChaos’ sequel to the PMC Cola Wars

It’s now Coke v. Diet v. Different.
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12/03/2022 9:47 pmhistory
Level 44 : Master Birb
TheMcParrot
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BOMBS AWAY *cola army retreats* *I launch an antimatter bomb into the REAL hq and I run away and the whole thing gets destroyed and everyone inside it dies except OrderOfChaos and the whole army was inside so Chaos is the only one alive now*
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12/03/2022 9:48 pm
Level 44 : Master Birb
TheMcParrot
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now our only mission is to destroy Chaos.
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12/03/2022 9:51 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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He’s mine
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12/03/2022 10:04 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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No he’s not.
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12/03/2022 10:05 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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He’s dead now
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12/03/2022 10:07 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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Facts.
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12/03/2022 9:20 pmhistory
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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IGEBM walks up to OrderOfChaos, conjuring up an entire set of light gear (armor and dual swords).

”This ends now.” he says, a determined look on his face.

OrderOfChaos pulls out a pair of double-edged swords. “Let’s dance.” he says.



IGEBM creates a second end on each blade so they are the same as OrderOfChaos, and the two fight.
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12/03/2022 10:03 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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The two clash, and then IGEBM throws OrderOfChaos into the canyon, where he falls and uses his blades to hook onto the side of the canyon to slow his descent. IGEBM follows him into the canyon, and they soon land by the river.


“Why don’t you just die already?!”

Then, IGEBM is stabbed through the chest by OrderOfChaos. “Looks like you’re gonna die now.” he says, before laughing maniacally and having a sip of Pepsi. However, when he turns to look at the bleeding body, it disappears in a burst of light.

The real IGEBM warps behind him, having left the battle for a few minutes after throwing DarkGEBM and leaving a light clone in his place. He proceeds to stab OrderOfChaos multiple times through the stomach.

”Die stabs) you (stabs) stupid (stabs) Pepsian! (stabs him with both blades through the stomach. Then, out of his backpack, IGEBM pulls out a book, showing it his enemy before putting away. “OrderOfChaos, you’re the sole survivor of the Pepsi Federation. You deserve this.”

That night, it is rainy and thundering, and the moon is full. The now-disbanded CocaCola Army is having a party outside the remains of the Pepsi Federation base. However, in the middle of the party, IGEBM makes an announcement. “CocaCola lovers, I have an announcement to make. Tonight, we will perform a sacred ritual to damn the soul of this man!” Emmin drags OrderOfChaos’ aching-but-still alive body onto the stage they set up. “Everyone, gather round.” she says.

They drag their enemy’s body a few feet away from the party, and then begin the ritual. IGEBM reads a passage from his book, The Book of Souls, and a red energy begins to circle around OrderOfChaos. Then, the energy cloud plunges itself into the Pepsi-lover’s body, and it rips out his soul. “Let this soul be damned for an eternity, and may the world be a better place without him.” The red energy drags his soul into the fires of Hell, and that’s the end of that. (And yes, I know it’s 10:02 but it’s hard to type fast on an iPad!)

Then, they celebrate by setting OrderOfChaos’ body ablaze, before dumping its charred remains into the canyon, where it is dragged away by animals to be eaten.
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12/03/2022 10:07 pmhistory
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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With OrderOfChaos’s last breath, he reverses the spell. He has left this mortal plane and gone to the void, but he is not the damned one. IGEBM is. And DarkGEBM666 will be waiting for him…
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12/03/2022 10:13 pmhistory
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Nice try, but the story can’t be changed now.

All comments after the one with the ritual will instead be used for the Dark Timeline where Pepsi wins.

Also, DG’s in hiding.
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12/03/2022 10:14 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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It is my last change. Do it.
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12/03/2022 10:15 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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Or else. It is an ending where Cola has one, but you have lost.
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12/03/2022 9:13 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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Me and DarkGEBM666 join together as one entity of void, chaos, and darkness. We send a beam of pure energy in the group of coke warriors, destroying them all in an explosion of shadow.
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12/03/2022 9:17 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Read the rules

No killing everyone in one attack

But let’s say that’s the alternate timeline, when things go bad.
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12/03/2022 1:16 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Guys, we have a Code Red!

Grimm just blew up our base in a Z'Gok mech and he's on our way over here!
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12/03/2022 6:33 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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As Grimm arrives, IGEBM creates a light blade and tosses LBoomsky, who uses it to destroy his mech’s legs
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12/03/2022 12:23 pm
Level 24 : Expert Robot
Tzyber
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Hey . . .
I wanna cause some chaos too !!
I didn't get to beat up Satan last battle ,:c
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12/03/2022 12:41 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Yeah, you're gonna have to fight someone else, 'cause I've cut ties with the Beast.
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12/03/2022 12:09 pm
Level 44 : Master Birb
TheMcParrot
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I was just walking around and I found the pepsi federation HQ so I just destroyed it :)
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12/03/2022 3:16 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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Our decoy base…
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12/03/2022 9:34 pm
Level 44 : Master Birb
TheMcParrot
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dangit. Oh well I'll meet up with IGEBM and finish you guys off >:)
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12/03/2022 9:42 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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I’m in the middle of fighting OofC
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12/03/2022 4:43 pmhistory
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Dammit


we’re at your normal base right now


fighting the final battle until late at night
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12/03/2022 12:51 pm
Level 49 : Master Batman
TheGlitchedRobin
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MY MAN 🤝
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12/03/2022 12:18 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Charges or TNT?
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12/03/2022 9:50 pm
Level 44 : Master Birb
TheMcParrot
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Antimatter black hole cannon.
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12/03/2022 12:04 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Engineer
Greief
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sniper gaming





(i am not on any side i just want to murder all of you)
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12/03/2022 12:20 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Oh, Greief, that's a bad thing to say.

(Beats you to a bloody pulp, then burns you with light beams, and then shoots you 20 times in the chest.)

Greief, you're dead.

(Decapitates the nearly-dead and bloody Greief with a light blade.)

Finally, you're dead.
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12/03/2022 12:33 pmhistory
Level 39 : Artisan Engineer
Greief
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hey whats going on i leave for one second to get a sprite and my prop dummy is beaten up


if this is about me being a hired assassin chill out i haven't even been hired
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12/03/2022 12:40 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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No this is for causing chaos.

(Does the exact same thing to you as he did to the dummy.)
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12/03/2022 12:51 pmhistory
Level 39 : Artisan Engineer
Greief
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*he teleports away before they get close enough*




bro wtf im literally corrupted by chaos its in my blood

if you want to hire me to kill pepsi co members i can do that
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12/03/2022 1:10 pmhistory
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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I'll pay you 2M minecoins!

But save some for my soliders.
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12/03/2022 11:40 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
DarkGEBM666
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Time to kick some ass
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12/03/2022 11:46 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
DarkGEBM666
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DarkGEBM warps behind IGEBM as he heads toward OrderOfChaos.

”Buh-bye!” he says he prepares to stab IGE in the back with a shadow blade.
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12/03/2022 11:48 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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Nice try, DG.

(I catch the blade and use my light energy to shatter it into a million pieces. Then, I spin around and sweep kick my mirror self, causing him to fall. I swing him around Bowser-style and he lands near the edge of the trench, face to face with Emminlk12
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12/03/2022 3:16 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Scribe
OrderOutOfChaos
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I use void energy to summon a muse…
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12/03/2022 4:44 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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This’ll be fun

(But I’m in a group call with my friends rn irl)
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12/03/2022 1:44 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
DarkGEBM666
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I get up and begin to fight Emmin.
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12/03/2022 9:18 pmhistory
Level 55 : Grandmaster Loremaster
IGEBM
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(Pretend I’m DG because I’m too lazy to log onto the account)

DarkGEBM battles Emmin in a fight which ends with him in pain on the ground. “I hope your life feels like a living hell.” Emmin says as she walks away to battle other Pepsi Federation members.

However, when no one’s looking, DarkGEBM warps away.
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