I guess I shall prepare a speech for PMC. Ahem.

Coffee
The ever perceiving reality that is coffee, the illusion of the most satisfying liquid this planet has ever been served to our mouths. The serene disingenuous liquid that can make your day so much better, the addiction of illusion. It is a true art how it is done, but it works, coffee is what makes us real. A human cannot proceed in life without coffee. Coffee has the power to change the disliking into a liking by some invisible force, I call it; The Coffee Effect. A true masterpiece that truly cannot be distinguished by any means. If you ever stumble across coffee, always drink it. Consume it until your soul is satisfied by its grace.

When your friends, family or just an acquaintance offer you coffee, it is an offering to be one with coffee. Do not deny this request, as it is extremely and deeply vital towards your spiritual growth. Have you ever gone into a house where you haven't had the pleasure to drink coffee with your fellow spiritual coffee mate. If you haven't, I highly suggest that you should sincerely ask for coffee; always.

If for some odd reason, your acquaintance or arch enemy offer you tea, you slap them in the face. After you have slapped them in the face, you must shout: "no". Tell them about the The Coffee Effect as you politely throw their tea in the trash, it is a simple task; it is inevitable. Coffee should be treated like a religion, coffee is a religion.

Coffee and food can be blended well together, remember that routines are EXTREMELY important regarding the consumption of coffee. Always drink a cup of coffee in the morning, that is rule number 1. If you for some reason wake up late, you must still devote your life into drinking a cup of coffee; no one escapes.

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