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yesh

As the kids say? Are you not even 20 yet?

Same thing happens to me sometimes 😂

who needs fitness when you can be square

You know what? This is so real. I dislike AI and think that people who use it for dishonest gain are selfish little jerks, but sometimes i go listen to those covers that replace the singer with some commonly memed character and I have no shame in that. I have a TF2 cover that got taken off youtube saved on my ipad because I have good memories of that vid—it introduced me to the game and its characters.

instead of screaming “ai slop! This deserves to burn in the darkest depths of the Nether!!!!” and just being hissy about it on the internet, the people who don’t like AI should, just, you know, make stuff themselves—including improving the thing that was made with AI by making it with real people. Then they get to share their talent with the world and shove the machine out of their own little corner of it. That is how you save the world from AI. Make things.

ai slop implies of ai peak

yeah i am though.

the pig bro 😭

huh

My one friend Jordan forbade me from spoiling the TADC finale for him so I cannot talk about this with him yet but that's cool XD

sir i can i order a big mac please with exactly 237 onions slices cut at exactly 1mm/1mm squares , 15 grains of salt , some lettuce that is exactly the color #4eb455 , a burger patty that weighs exactly one pound and not any higher or lower , a bun with exactly 27 sesame seeds placed 4mm away from each other 4 pickles that have been in the jar for exactly 7 weeks 2 hours and 51 minutes sliced at around 1cm thick and then mustard mayo and ketchup all exactly lined and spread on the burger perfectly equal and then last but not least a tomato slice that is exactly 8mm thick and has 78 seeds and is also perfectly round.. if its even a mm off it makes me sick to my stomach Dx



oh and then i will have exactly 240 teaspoons of unsweet tea with a lemon that has 3 seeds and weighs around 10.837 grams and then 10 ice cubes that are chilled to exactly -10 degrees and is around 1in/½ in size also with a 10% air to ice ratio inside the frozen cube




and then last but not least 63 French fries all cut to exactly 4 inches and 1.837678mm in length and around 1cm and are around 80 degrees in temp along with having been mixed with around 40 grains of salt that have been crushed into powder and evenly coated across each fry

this guy works at mcdonalds what a poopyface! bro doesn't even have the connections to be able to work as an apprentice chicken and goat judger at the annual Queensland show

Interwebby attributes that to Zlatan Ibrahimović, but I think he rephrased an older sentiment

It's better not to be the best, but to be the best version of you. :)

bro thinks he's ash ketchum

You sound literally exactly like one of my characters with this comment lollllllll

I wanna beat something up in a morally correct way

knight

I know you're just fishing for sith :p

knight

<3

how do I join?

why is there no tada emoji what the hell am i supposed to react with

:crabsmokingcigarette:

Sus /silly

oh hey we have reactions now