Greetings, fellow science lovers! I am the fanatic professor, a scientist who's dedicated his entire miserable adulthood to studying and documenting all the interesting specimens here on PMC! I've spent months in my laboratory, observing all of the fascinating creativity on this website, and I've made it my duty to share my research with the world and investigate the scientific formulas behind them! Everything is science! Also, I have brain damage. That's also science!
Just forget that you saw my true identity last night. Only some will know the truth now. To everyone else, I'm just your favorite brain-damaged scientists, who's going to keep pooping documentations and steal your account passwords! AHAHAHAHA!
hahahahaa lol