Yesterday, I stayed up 17 hours, and when I woke up, after some time, I felt really really really tired, so I had a nap, I had multiple dreams, but then I wanted to exit one, so for some reason, in that dream, I was in a car, and I jumped out, then I woke up, but I was still in a dream and I didn't know it yet, it was 8 PM when I "woke up" I played a Roblox game, then watched a Flamingo video for a little bit, then woke up in the real world, or did I? *plays Vsauce music*

new laufey song slaps

screw hayfever

Just wrote 20 separate replies on YouTube to replies in a comment in defense of someone like me who couldn’t catch that the comment was a joke because we’re constantly surrounded by idiots. And for some reason people say “let him joke man”; or “r/wooooosh” and “bro can’t take a joke” and as someone with autism who’s surrounded by nothing but pure American idiots at school i didn’t get the joke either and i was offended by those rude ass replies like bro if someone clearly didn’t know it was a joke then don’t be a damn ass about it. I’ve learned the hard way by not understanding things like that before. I still hate myself to this day, one of them was a 7 year old and i had no idea... And i told them i had autism and they never replied Great i wasted my happiness and anger and now I’m just gonna be plain old miserable to start my day. What the hell am i gonna do all summer?

800 subs woooooo

i’ll do a qna later

the person who guesses closest to the amount of wall posts posted since February this year gets a prize

i like torturing people

i sometimes forget I’m a moderator

today I replied “mood” to a forum comment breaking the rules then remembered I’m the mod

this is your one reminder to make sure that your monitor refresh rate is set to the correct value

mine was on the default for a very long time and i just realised ive been living with a default refresh rate even though this monitor supports more than that

its in ur display settings

The constant struggle of not being able to pinpoint the exact words that express my thoughts in the way that can be clearly understood to others in such a short amount of time.

DofE hikes are the worst best thing in existence

so much fun but omfg my backkkk

make sure to check your drafts, because sometimes I go around and randomly add tags to your draft submissions

(read to the end before you comment something political)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Look upon its might.