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Published Sep 26th, 2014, 9/26/14 9:54 pm
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"Hello weary internet user. I am Dguy son of Cguy. I have come on behalf of a small, uneasy allience between the dark lord Sauron and the men west of the Anduin."
"Now you may say,'What?! A truce between the Dark Shadow and the ruined men of the Dunedain?' Question me not, for this is no jest. For Sauron's forces have been depressed over the fall of Isengarde, and his messenger has asked my entertainmwnt guild to give him a grand circus!"
"Hobbit festivals are fun and all, but they are no match compared to the grand festival I have gathered in front of Barad Dur."
"Here we see the crowd gathering around the main events, seeing the strange and spectacular sights... or just being blocked in sight by Trolls."
"Ah, a great drunken trapeze-artist of Dunland, he seems very brave, or just lacks the wit of most men."
"We have also captured a great Ent for our side-attractions, but do not fret! Many orcs surround him with boiling oil in case he tries to escape his confinement. The many Uruk-hai survivors here consistently douse him with water buckets, I wonder why?"
"So why not purchase a ticket yourself! It only costs your freedom and the never-ending enslavement of every man who defies the rightous rule of the great taskman of Morgoroth himself. Look at him! He is so happy about this amazing showcase!""Um... how about no..."
*Silently walks towards the corner and sheds a sinlge tear, knowing that every sale allows his men and their families an extra week to live, yet he has only sold 2; the ones who purchased them were a hobbit and a wizard. Surely the world has fai-*
Thanks for reading this horrible excuse for a story!
LOTR Minecraft mod can be found here:DERP
| Credit | The dude who made the LOTR Mod, me, Tolkien, Peter Jackson |
| Gender | Other |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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