Captain Blockbeard (1.8)

The mightiest and somewhat idiotic pirate Captain of the Minecraft seas, he stalks the coasts of towns, and wastes his 2 fire charges on their puny houses. He has no respect for the law, unless it can end in a permanent ban, Besides that, he commands a huge immobile vessel made of the strongest acacia wood and dirt he could find. His crew is non-existent (well, there was that one guy), but he can still defeat any of his nautical foes( whom also don't exist.)

      Yet, rations have been low lately as Blockbeard sees less and less food around these parts. Probably because he burned down all the trees. So now he has converted to eating zombies, which seems to suit him fine at the moment.

P.S. Click the helmet icon to see a younger version of Blockbeard, pre 1.6 Beta!