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Where am I!?
Last thing I remember...I was making a post on my stylized fnaf minecraft series.....
What happened??
......and why am I strapped to an...oddly comfortable chair.....in a living room....with bookshelves...and a firepla-
OH NO-
NO NO-
NOOOOOOO-
*a strange figure walks over to the chair in the room*
*The figure sits in the chair, and places his hand on his chin*
NNOOOOT LIKE THIIISSSS!!!
"My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But uh, you know I don't feel to bad about it. After all, if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm tryna say is, life...life goes on. Well for everyone else life goes on, not for you, you're dead. That's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville-"
STOOOOOP-
"-and I said to him, I said, Orville I...I have a story. He said to me, what's the significance of the story? I said to him, Orville not every story has to have a significance y'know? Sometimes a story is just a story. If you try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just, drive yourself crazy! Had a friend do it once, wasn't pretty, we talked about it for years."
SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS-
"And not only that but, you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, or assuming something you shouldn't assume, y'know? Sometimes, I said, a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second in your life and eat your sandwich ok? Of course it was only then I'd realized I made sandwiches. Poor Orville, was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands Y'know? Actually I-"
PLEASE SHUT UP!
"- suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands, do they? They're...they're all feet! I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, Orville, let me go get you some rye bread. Now I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does."
*Visible sobbing*
"Now this was on a Tuesday, which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday, or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks, and then probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all the sourdough bread, of course y'know you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At least, that's what I heard. Y'know I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter, and I told Orville this as well, if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind of that matter, its best to buy seed. I mean when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature, they don't grow on trees or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread."
"What was I saying? Oh! Oh yes yes, so I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was."
Pettycandles was a slain by Mr. Hippo
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.......
...........
Where am I!?
Last thing I remember...I was making a post on my stylized fnaf minecraft series.....
What happened??
......and why am I strapped to an...oddly comfortable chair.....in a living room....with bookshelves...and a firepla-
OH NO-
NO NO-
NOOOOOOO-
*a strange figure walks over to the chair in the room*
*The figure sits in the chair, and places his hand on his chin*
NNOOOOT LIKE THIIISSSS!!!
"My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But uh, you know I don't feel to bad about it. After all, if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm tryna say is, life...life goes on. Well for everyone else life goes on, not for you, you're dead. That's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville-"
STOOOOOP-
"-and I said to him, I said, Orville I...I have a story. He said to me, what's the significance of the story? I said to him, Orville not every story has to have a significance y'know? Sometimes a story is just a story. If you try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just, drive yourself crazy! Had a friend do it once, wasn't pretty, we talked about it for years."
SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS-
"And not only that but, you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, or assuming something you shouldn't assume, y'know? Sometimes, I said, a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second in your life and eat your sandwich ok? Of course it was only then I'd realized I made sandwiches. Poor Orville, was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands Y'know? Actually I-"
PLEASE SHUT UP!
"- suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands, do they? They're...they're all feet! I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, Orville, let me go get you some rye bread. Now I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does."
*Visible sobbing*
"Now this was on a Tuesday, which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday, or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks, and then probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all the sourdough bread, of course y'know you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At least, that's what I heard. Y'know I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter, and I told Orville this as well, if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind of that matter, its best to buy seed. I mean when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature, they don't grow on trees or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread."
"What was I saying? Oh! Oh yes yes, so I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was."
Pettycandles was a slain by Mr. Hippo
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Update! : by llPettyCandlesll 11/02/2023 11:06:02 pmNov 2nd, 2023
Just a small fix, nothing much other than the fact that the bottom torso had a missing line to connect the in between of the middle leg outline.
Mr Hippo looks better now!
Mr Hippo looks better now!
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