431
Collaborators
chickenpants93
MoonAstraeaImagine knowing what to put here
(better quality cover image) (fire gif) (question-mark gif) (fire divider gif)
Featuring roostershorts39 as Rooster and SunAlectrona as Sun
My questions are blue-ish.
What are some things you’d like the reader to know before you begin?
Rooster: I would like them to know that IM THE GREATEST BIRD TO EVER WALK THE EARTH AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY IS LYING AND WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT (all of them)
Sun: I would like them to know that THE SUN IS SUPERIOR TO THE MOON (no matter what those nighttime loving lollygaggers try to tell you)
-
Could you introduce yourselves for anyone who might not know you?
Rooster: Greetings, simpletons. It is I, the great and powerful and well esteemed ROOSTER SHORTS.
Greatest and most powerful bird on this platform in fact, greatest in THE WORLD even! I am the arch nemesis of that foolish fool known as chickenpants93, someone who I despise wholeheartedly, and do NOT envy in ANY WAY. (IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I DID)
Sun: Why hello there, living earth beings. I'm sure you've heard of me- I am the all-powerful being known as SunAlectrona. As you can probably guess, I rule The Sun. You can thank me later.
What is your opinion on the PMC community?
Rooster: SHEEP! Sheeple even! Sheep people. But not like freakishly half sheep half man, or even half sheep half man in the normal way..
…
I MEAN IT METAPHORICALLY.
OPEN YOUR EYES!!
Sun: My opinion? It is, how to say, too cheery and everyone is too nice. Such an unrealistic environment.
-
Are there any PMC-ers you tolerate?
Rooster: Of course there are I have many fans and supporters obviously. Like Sun for example! And uuuh many others.
Sun: If you must know, I do tend to tolerate Rooster very much. As well as my other fans and supporters...which I do have by the way.
-
Why did you come to PMC?
Rooster: LIKE A TIGER STALKING HIS PREY THROUGH THE WOODS I FOLLOWED THE VILLAINOUS PANTS MAN TO HIS PLACE OF RESIDENCE IN ORDER TO CONSUME HIM (metaphorically)
Sun: Hahaha. What a good question really. I've been keeping tabs on my best fr- I MEAN, arch nemesis, for a while now. What better way to learn the secrets of the community and DEFEAT her than by tracking her down and making myself comfortable in the process.
-
Why do you want to spread the letter F, arson, and cloaks across PMC?
Rooster: Definitely not because of anything to do with the dislikes or past encounters with my rival, I just like those things for normal not spiteful reasons.
oh but I DO like a good community house burning! There’s just something cozy about sitting around the fire with people crying and lights flashing red and blue and red and blue… it’s.. nostalgic. π π₯ β¨
Sun: I want to make a statement that people will have to listen to if they don't want to watch the world burn. Also I really REALLY like fire... such a beautiful thing... even moreso when there's an array of man-made northern lights. βΊοΈπ₯π
-
Any mortal enemies?
Rooster: oh my gosh?? Yes??? Why did you take so long to ask me about this?? It’s literally my WHOLE personality!
Chickenpants93 is the embodiment of all I hate, despise, and stand against in this world. Always making stupid art and selling stupid keychains that DONT look cool at all. Plus he wears that suit all the time! Which means he’s GOTTA be working with the secret mole government men RIGHT??
Sun: Of course I have mortal enemies. UGH, where do I start. MoonAstraea is the absolute WORST. She thinks she's soo cool with her little “aesthetics” and half-decent art. Don't even get me started on her outfit- who lied and told her purple and black looks good together. Seriously, what a joke.
-
Any hobbies?
Rooster: Setting fires, stealing chocolate from small children, OH and my collection of rare throwing knives which I can for sure throw very accurately. (The Italics are to emphasize my sincerity!)
Sun: Setting stuff on fire obviously, making plans to succeed in greater world domination, taking care of my puppy Cosmo (I may be evil, but I'm not a monster), and watching foolish living earth beings countlessly try to reach Mars when it's not possible.
-
What colour is the best?
Rooster: Beige!
Sun: This is a hard choice...I absolutely love orange, yellow, yellow orange, amber yellow, and golden yellow. βοΈ
-
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Rooster: Chickenpants loves pineapple and also pizza sooo no??? I guess??? (It sounds delicious though)
Sun: Since I know Moon wouldn't agree, I say YES. Who doesn't want to enjoy some delectable pineapple pizza on a hot summer afternoon?
What do you think of each other's alternates?
Rooster: Oh yeah other people, you mean like Suns rival? That uuuh Moon person? Idk bad I guess, I kinda have like one thing that I do there’s only so much pure hatred to go around. (I’d probably stab her if I saw her though)
(better quality cover image) (fire gif) (question-mark gif) (fire divider gif)
Featuring roostershorts39 as Rooster and SunAlectrona as Sun
My questions are blue-ish.
What are some things you’d like the reader to know before you begin?
Rooster: I would like them to know that IM THE GREATEST BIRD TO EVER WALK THE EARTH AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY IS LYING AND WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT (all of them)
Sun: I would like them to know that THE SUN IS SUPERIOR TO THE MOON (no matter what those nighttime loving lollygaggers try to tell you)
-
Could you introduce yourselves for anyone who might not know you?
Rooster: Greetings, simpletons. It is I, the great and powerful and well esteemed ROOSTER SHORTS.
Greatest and most powerful bird on this platform in fact, greatest in THE WORLD even! I am the arch nemesis of that foolish fool known as chickenpants93, someone who I despise wholeheartedly, and do NOT envy in ANY WAY. (IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I DID)
Sun: Why hello there, living earth beings. I'm sure you've heard of me- I am the all-powerful being known as SunAlectrona. As you can probably guess, I rule The Sun. You can thank me later.
What is your opinion on the PMC community?
Rooster: SHEEP! Sheeple even! Sheep people. But not like freakishly half sheep half man, or even half sheep half man in the normal way..
…
I MEAN IT METAPHORICALLY.
OPEN YOUR EYES!!
Sun: My opinion? It is, how to say, too cheery and everyone is too nice. Such an unrealistic environment.
-
Are there any PMC-ers you tolerate?
Rooster: Of course there are I have many fans and supporters obviously. Like Sun for example! And uuuh many others.
Sun: If you must know, I do tend to tolerate Rooster very much. As well as my other fans and supporters...which I do have by the way.
-
Why did you come to PMC?
Rooster: LIKE A TIGER STALKING HIS PREY THROUGH THE WOODS I FOLLOWED THE VILLAINOUS PANTS MAN TO HIS PLACE OF RESIDENCE IN ORDER TO CONSUME HIM (metaphorically)
Sun: Hahaha. What a good question really. I've been keeping tabs on my best fr- I MEAN, arch nemesis, for a while now. What better way to learn the secrets of the community and DEFEAT her than by tracking her down and making myself comfortable in the process.
-
Why do you want to spread the letter F, arson, and cloaks across PMC?
Rooster: Definitely not because of anything to do with the dislikes or past encounters with my rival, I just like those things for normal not spiteful reasons.
oh but I DO like a good community house burning! There’s just something cozy about sitting around the fire with people crying and lights flashing red and blue and red and blue… it’s.. nostalgic. π π₯ β¨
Sun: I want to make a statement that people will have to listen to if they don't want to watch the world burn. Also I really REALLY like fire... such a beautiful thing... even moreso when there's an array of man-made northern lights. βΊοΈπ₯π
-
Any mortal enemies?
Rooster: oh my gosh?? Yes??? Why did you take so long to ask me about this?? It’s literally my WHOLE personality!
Chickenpants93 is the embodiment of all I hate, despise, and stand against in this world. Always making stupid art and selling stupid keychains that DONT look cool at all. Plus he wears that suit all the time! Which means he’s GOTTA be working with the secret mole government men RIGHT??
Sun: Of course I have mortal enemies. UGH, where do I start. MoonAstraea is the absolute WORST. She thinks she's soo cool with her little “aesthetics” and half-decent art. Don't even get me started on her outfit- who lied and told her purple and black looks good together. Seriously, what a joke.
-
Any hobbies?
Rooster: Setting fires, stealing chocolate from small children, OH and my collection of rare throwing knives which I can for sure throw very accurately. (The Italics are to emphasize my sincerity!)
Sun: Setting stuff on fire obviously, making plans to succeed in greater world domination, taking care of my puppy Cosmo (I may be evil, but I'm not a monster), and watching foolish living earth beings countlessly try to reach Mars when it's not possible.
-
What colour is the best?
Rooster: Beige!
Sun: This is a hard choice...I absolutely love orange, yellow, yellow orange, amber yellow, and golden yellow. βοΈ
-
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Rooster: Chickenpants loves pineapple and also pizza sooo no??? I guess??? (It sounds delicious though)
Sun: Since I know Moon wouldn't agree, I say YES. Who doesn't want to enjoy some delectable pineapple pizza on a hot summer afternoon?
What do you think of each other's alternates?
Rooster: Oh yeah other people, you mean like Suns rival? That uuuh Moon person? Idk bad I guess, I kinda have like one thing that I do there’s only so much pure hatred to go around. (I’d probably stab her if I saw her though)
Sun: Like, that nerd of a bird-brain Chickenpants? Rooster's lesser half? He better watch out or his ties may suddenly go missing only to be found burnt to a crisp. :)
P.S. Roostershorts' fedora is MUCH better than his rival's boring and so unsophisticated trucker hat.
-
What is your honest opinion of each other?
Rooster: Sun is great! (Nowhere near my level but who can be) Have to respect the dedication to setting things on fire. Dumpsters, books, libraries, government offices.. It’s commendable!
Sun: Rooster is quite an excellent mentor and partner in chaos. I have to respect his commitment to his goals, especially when it comes to his arch nemesis.
-
What is your opinion on April Fools?
Rooster: AWFUL holiday. Imagine tricking people like that. Just terrible, I’d never go along with it. If I want to mess with someone I do it to their face like a MAN.
Sun: I find it amusing in a sense, but these fools silly gooses need to up their game instead of playing such childish tricks. Say, throwing some child's stuffed animals into a fake fireplace. Or some feather-brained bird's hat into a pit of food-dyed lava-looking water.
-
Describe yourself in a single sentence.
Rooster: A spring of youth and beauty in a forest of sainthood!
Sun: The radiant and gorgeous queen of the solar system.
-
Anything you’d like to advertise?
Rooster: NO. I will never advertise! Capitalism can’t get to me! The only words that I speak, are words that I MEAN.
Which is why you know it’s true when I say this! MMMM!! Hot Pockets! So fast! So microwave! So food!
Sun: I'm not one to advertise myself, but I WILL say Bagel Bites are amazing little doughy pizza circles full of sunshine and goodness.
-
Any last thing you’d like to say?
Rooster: Just that it’s an honor to have been featured by someone who has NOT interviewed chickenpants93! HAHAHA! π«΅ IN YOUR POINTY DUMB FACE FEATHER BOY.
Sun: It is an honor to be showcased in such an elegant and creative manner such as this interview. I'm sure the viewers will enjoy what I- WE have to say more than what MoonAstraea has said or chickenpants93 could even say.
-
Thank you for reading!
There will be a regular interview posted at the normal time tomorrow (Tuesday, 3:00 pm PDT), so make sure you check it out!
| Credit | chickenpants93 and MoonAstraea |
| Tags |
tools/tracking
6237153
6
april-fools-asher-interviews-pmc-alts
Escapazition
mrpixel140
Yuzukodo
Ender Sparkle
JoelHacker
Molitoola
ChristalWolf
Create an account or sign in to comment.
(I'd totally be up to it tho!)
give me your best magentamanmakes impression