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Dear Mojang (from Twitter)

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illager's Avatar illager
Level 57 : Grandmaster Meme
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mojang, id like to make a complaint on your game. minecraft is SO very viol3nt. please make it so that all meat is removed, so that people dont k1ll animals. please also make it so that its impossible to k1ll anything, so that the future that is our children may not grow accustomed to viol3nce. please remove ALL we@pons and all references to we@pons. this includes golden carrots because gold can be used to make sw0rds, so we dont want them. please remove all tools, because they can also be used as we@pons. also please remove animal bre3ding, as we dont want children to do that/know about that. please also make it so that wol cannot be dyed, this can cause ras1sm, so please also remove all forms of dye. we want the game to be politically correct, so make it so all wood is called "wood" so that there is NO discrimin@tion between variants.
disclaimer this is all fake, dont fire-fly us again.
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07/09/2023 8:25 am
Level 35 : Artisan Vampire
ExtremeGames
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HORROR!!!!!!!!! HELP, PEOPLE HAVE GONE INSANE!!!!!
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06/27/2023 1:47 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Dragonborn
DarkGEBM666
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Let's not forget to make all villagers the same profession to avoid discrim@tion, and make all mobs in the game passive
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06/27/2023 1:23 pm
Level 40 : Master Wolf
ItzOrangey
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Also, all blocks should have the same name so no one discrimin@tes against different types.
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06/27/2023 1:11 pm
Level 40 : Master Wolf
ItzOrangey
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I AGREE!!!
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