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Will3crafter's Avatar Will3crafter
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gull-ible     adjective

: easily fooled or cheated ; especially : quick
to believe something that is not true

(Baby crying) Ever since his birth, Stevie easily believed everything he heard. Steve, his father discovered this flaw in his child from a young age, so he always told his son the truth about everything. Stevie: "What is that?" Steve: "That, is grass. It's green because of a chemical called 'chlorophyll'." Stevie: "Whoa." And there was an upside to Stevie believing everything he heard; Stevie always remembered what his dad told him about things. So, the time came for Stevie to go to kindergarden. He excelled at it. And during kindergarden, Stevie made a friend. His best friend, actually. His name was Lye Err. Steve saw how well Stevie and Lye got along, so he encouraged them to be friends, as Stevie didn't have many friends. But little did Steve know what Lye was telling Stevie.

(Bell rings) Stevie: "So, why don't chicken have arms?" Lye: "Well long ago, chickens had arms, but no legs. So, two chickens decided to bite off their arms, and stick them where their legs are today. Then, they had eggs, and from those eggs, were chickens that had no arms, but two legs. And then all other chickens did the same thing, and that's how ALL chickens have no arms." Stevie: "Cool." Then a girl named Sheppa walked up to Lye and Stevie. Stevie didn't like her. She rolled her eyes. Sheppa: "No, stupid. Chickens were created with no arms, and two legs for that matter. Stevie, your so gullible." Sheppa walked away.

Later that day, Stevie was still uneasy from his encounter with Sheppa. Stevie: "Lye... you were telling the truth about the chickens, right?" Lye: "Uhhh, yeah..." Stevie: "Whew. Good. I was worried for a second. But, umm... what does 'gullible' mean?" Lye chuckled. Lye: "'Gullible' means that you are a bad person. But Stevie, you're not a bad person. She was just trying to make you mad." Stevie: "Oh. Okay."

When Stevie got home that day, he saw his mother putting fresh cookies in the cookie chest, but she didn't see him. His mouth started to water. When his mother walked out of the kitchen, he got on a wooden stair, and got the cookie chest down from its shelf. He opened it and took a cookie from it. As he started eating it, Steve, his dad walked in the room. Steve frowned. Steve: "Stevie!" Stevie's eyes widened. Stevie: "Umm... sorry dad. I'm gullible." Steve raised his eyebrow. Steve: "Yeah... you kind of are."

Even if you didn't get the joke, I hope you enjoyed! Thanks for reading!
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01/08/2015 7:14 am
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Auradyme
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Why are your posts so interesting to read XD
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What does the 'Eating weird do...' tab say? lel
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