You wake up one morning and decide to go out for a jog, you know, it's your typical morning routine. So, you're out in the morning and you suddenly realise you are more droopy, tired and weaker than usual. Now, here's something you learned in school - milk makes your bones stronger and allows you do get on with daily activities! At home, you grab a glass of milk and rest for a while to let the goods kick in. Later on, you realise you have beat your previous mile due to milk.

Now, here's Minecraft.

You wake up one morning and there is a witch standing outside your house, you have nothing available to kill it so you have to lure it away from your home. And surprise surprise, the witch splashes you with it poison. In a panic, you grab a bucket and rush to the nearest cow, drinking the milk and all of a sudden, you're cured. The poison is now drained from your body and you are completely healthy. Makes perfect sense, you know?


For those who don't understand...


I understand this might not be clear for some, so in shorter words:

How does milk cure all of your illnesses in Minecraft? Does Minecraft hold a secret not yet exposed for the world to know? As far as I am concerned, milk is just another healthy source of calcium. What is this secret yet to be told? How do they do it? Oh, you want the answer? Well, it's impossible. There is no way milk will cure you of illnesses in reality, so why should this occur in Minecraft? Well, this is just the first of the things that make no sense in Minecraft.

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