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Me: Aww look some foxes! *holds berries*
Foxes: Hell no *run away*
Me: WaiT comE bAcK *chases*
Wolves I chase the foxes into: Why hello there
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Me: *is in nether fortress*
Blazes: *make noise*
Me: Aha yes!
*several minutes of trying to find blazes later*
Me: Found you! *goes down*
The twenty blazes: *stare*
Me: Shish-ka-bobs I'm screwed
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Me: If you wanna leave you can I need a ton more blaze rods
My friends: Okay then
*twenty seconds later*
Ghast: *angry noises*
My friends: Aaah
*explosions*
Me, inside the fortress still: What the heck is going on?
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Me: Shocker?
Friend: Yeah shocker
Me: Shulker?
Friend: Shocker
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Me: *trying to save screenshot*
Zombie: *dying sounds intesnify*
Me: Oh shoot *switches back to Minecraft*
Me: Wait there isn't a zombie where'd it go?
Me: Better yet, where did it come from there are literally no caves--
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Me: You know what I'm going to make a new survival in Minecraft in which I finally turn off keep inventory
*five minutes later*
Me: *dies for the eighth time*
Me: /gamerule keep_inventory....
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My friend & I were playing together:
Me: *sees sheep*
Me: *sneakly dyes sheep*
Friend: WHaT iN thE WOrLD a YElLOw SHeEEP-
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My friend & I were playing together:
Me: Okay I'm gonna build a bridge across-oh look a pigman
My friend: Don't hit it
Me: I'm on a two block tall pillar, it can't hurt me! *punches pigman*
Pigman: *stares*
Me: HA!
Pigman: *proceeds to knock me off into the lava*
My friend: WHaT DiD I TeLL YoU-
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My friend & I were playing together:
Blaze: *exists*
Me: I'll shoot it with my bow
My friend: Oh noes wither skeletons
My friend: *whaps me with sword*
Me: *falls off nether fortress into lava again*
Me: WHaT ThE HEcK
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My friend & I were playing together:
Our bees: *exists*
My friend: *exists*
A witch: LEmME KIlL YOu *throws potion*
Bees: *are splashed*
Bees: WhY YoU-
*thirty seconds later*
Me: *plants flower* May they rest in piece
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Bee nest: *exists*
Campfire: *is put out*
Me: I have to light the campfire now great
Me: *accidentally lights tree on fire*
Me: Oh shoot
*one minute later*
Me: Welp now there's a forest fire
*fire finally is done*
Bee nest: *somehow still exists*
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Me: Oh look there's some iron
Me: *begins to mine iron*
*noises*
Me: *stares at mobs*
Creeper: *stares*
Skeletons: *stares*
Zombies: *stares*
Me: Crap.
Game: They were killed whist trying to escape-
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My friend & I were playing together:
Me: Oh NoES a ZOmBUtT
Friend: What the heck is a zombutt?
Me: *is slain by zombie*
Friend: Oohhh
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Me: *accidentally uses lava bucket in my house*
My wooden house: Why?
Me: *pours more lava to put out the first lava*
My wooden house: WhYY?!
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So I was playing on my friend's realm, and then someone and I were joking around and hitting each other with swords and then I didn't realize that they had fallen and taken damage so I jumped and one-hit killed them-
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Me & my friend were playing together:
My friend: Oh noes I am lost in my mine
Me: Uh oh
*five seconds later*
<insert name> was killed by a zombie
Me: Oh NOeS-
My friend: Well it's night now can you sleep?
Me: Wait now I'm lost-