I asked my mom why I don’t get surprise parties. I then realized that my reflexes would likely cause me to phazer everyone...

If I didn’t tell you I was referencing a kids cartoon from long ago that would have likely got me reported

Once I had to do work based on translating various names into Japanese. Now all my adverts on the computer is in Japanese.

I managed to somehow gain the wit to defend against one of those toxic-sludge people in my life. Thankfully it was over the computer, where on my side I managed to use the song Plastic Love to calm my overactive toxicity glands...

Me irl

Isn’t it annoying when you manage to finally muster the confidence to stand up for yourself only to lose it all the next second?

Lilo and Stitch was suppsoed to have a scene where Stitch was supposed to chase the captor with lilo through a city scene rather than the mountainsides, with jumba’s ship replaced with a 747. Stitch would graze a few buildings on sharp turns before catching the captor.
But this entire scene was reworked ater 9/11 happened.
Because a plane crashing into a building is what happened that day. Multiple of them. But unlike Liko and stitch, it wasn’t a funny cartoon.
I question if i crossed the line so I’m just going to end on this note.
So pray for (or aknowledge) those who died on this foul day, those who tried to save them, those who were caught in the incident, those who grieve for them, and those who would be affected by the war that would happen very soon after.

Gah one of the dogs peed on my school uniforms and school is tomorrow. As I threw them In the wash and smelled their disgusting odor I just thought to say “for whoever peed on my uniforms, urine for a bad time”

Astronaut’s warning:
Space is dangerous, you will run out of oxygen and die
Mars is dangerous, the lack of atmosphere will cause you to boil alive
Venus is dangerous, the clouds are of the strongest acids known to humans
Jupiter is dangerous, it will crush you with the weight of hundreds of earths
Saturn is dangerous, you won’t even make it before crashing and burning
Uranus is dangerous, too innapropriate for anyone’s tastes.
Earth is dangerous, everyone on it dies

Hawaii, Japan, and Florida are being at heavy risk of being attacked by hurricanes. I pray for them

“That’s the way I like to live my life :) And I know that it’s gonna be just fine”-Steve Bill wurtz

Every day I regret not enlisting in my schools CAP program. I always wanted to learn to fly (an actual plane) and all since I was a kid too. With the recent events it makes me even more regretful of my past mistakes. The lesson? Remember to always think of what you really want, and don’t let your friends or family talk you out of it. And don’t think of the risk or the obstacles as a deterrence or reason to not go, or else you’d wish you had a time machine to slap yourself and when you don’t have the ability to actually get it it’s gonna hurt.

Happy FRIDAY! If you've been living under a block and are unaware, PMC's official Skin and Project contests for September are underway!! Both were chosen by a community vote - Superhero & Supervillain Home Bases theme winning by just 2 votes in our first ever Project Contest Poll! Equally close was the winning theme Toy Chest, for this month's Skin Contest winning by 3 votes! Head on over and check both of them out!

To all new members who may be unfamiliar with our official contests - you receive a super cool pixel trophy to add to your collection for participating. Winning prize is $50 Steam Credit! Additionally, you earn XP and level up! Step on up, don't be shy!

Our awesome community members also put together events. Check out the Community Event Calendar for member-created contests and events of all kinds including writing/blog contests, art contests, community collections & more!

Existing members, if you have a minute, go say hello to some of the new members ^-^

COMMUNITY EVENT SUMMARY:

SIGN-UPs for Lacanese and KawaiiCornz' Skin Contest, PMC's Got Talent, are underway. You can also vote on the theme when signing up! Sign-ups end in 1 week!

SIGN-UPs for DinowCookie's themed event, Title Theft, ends September 25th! This event is non-competitive! You even get a participation badge just for playing! She also has a poll running for the next event type she will host. Will it be a skin collection? Skin Contest? Project contest? You decide!

Community SKIN Contests with approximately 1 WEEK left:

Tournament	Teammate Skin Contest	Mangled	(round 1) Sept. 8
Themed contest	Limited - A Skinner's Best Nightmare	Hatsy	(round 1) Sept. 9
Themed contest	Studio Ghibli contest	len-kun	September 10
Themed contest	Childhood Heroes	AsianMim	September 12
Reshade contest	Peanut Butter and Jelly	LosingMyMarbles	September 14
Reshade contest	Procastination	Totocchio	September 14

Thank you, everyone. You truly make this a fun community to be a part of!

How to make an over-the-top dramatic scene intense: Add a crying baby who’s crying becomes more intense with the situation, and make sure threatening objects or actions are available nearby...

I was told that the templin institute were from an alternate dimension... Perhaps they know about hoenn?

Nothing to lull you to sleep with the static your old radio-clock made as the power comes back on....

“I’m sad. Alexa, play Despacito” -common meme

I find that anime seems to make more sense in its orignal Japanese rather than its English dub... Anyone else?

*in most obnoxious robotic voice* EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!
-Daleks Dr. Who

Battleship FangABXY:

Radarman: Captain! Dreadnought School is firing upon us!

Captain Fang: Nav! Prepare for evasive maneuvers!

Nav: Rodger!

Radarman: Those are homework missiles! They’re going to home in on us!

Captain Fang: Do it anyway! Fire control, try to shoot the missiles down before they hit us!

*Battleship Fang turns sharply in a desperate attempt to dodge the missiles*

Radarman: 120 seconds until collision!

Fire control: We got one down, we might be able to get another before they hit us!

Radarman: 90....

Captain: We are supposed to shoot them all down!

Fire control: easier said than done!

Radarman: 60....

Fire control: I’m getting akward family event projectiles incoming!

Captain Fang: Dannnngit!

Radarman: 30....

Firecontrol: yes we got another one...

Radarman:just one more!

*Battleship Fang gets hit by an Akward family event cannon*

Captain Fang: damage control, get on it!

Radarman: 15 seconds remaining! Shoot that last hw down Fire control!

Fire control: I can’t get a lock!

Radarman: 10.... 9..... 8....

Captain Fang: Brace for impact!!!!

Radarman: 7..... 6.... 5....

Fire control: come on come on

Radarman: 4...... 3...... 2...... 1......

Fire control: Gotcha!

*battleship fang is rocked by the suprisingly close explosion*

Captain fang: Damage report!

Damage control: not that bad sir....

Captain Fang: oh my God that was close as heck!