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  Split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see the white whale

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  Carcharodontosaurus 8/22/21 5:47 • posted 8/9/21 7:29
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  When you're a shark and get possessed by a demon, causing you to go berserk, leading you to die by the hands of a scumbag police-officer, only so you can get resurrected as a cyber-shark... from hell

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  Carcharodontosaurus •11/2/20 5:38
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  Boris had a rough night. Please don't upset him, he is very tired and needs rest. If you wish to help him, bring him a coke, and an emu tartar. #PrayForBoris

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  Carcharodontosaurus •10/25/20 12:14
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  Necrodinus, Scourge Of Blackwind (Original D&D Character)

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  Carcharodontosaurus 1/10/20 9:21 • posted 1/8/20 8:57
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  "Enough Scheisse, let's fight", body fluids on canvas, 2018, by Art Wölfgang Von Hosenscheisser

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  Carcharodontosaurus •12/26/19 7:24
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  65 million years later...

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  Carcharodontosaurus •12/4/19 7:25
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  Wait a minute!... WAIT A MINUTE!... WHERE'S THE KOOLAID HAM!? WHERE'S THE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! KOOLAID HAM! NO! I'M SORRY KOOLAID HAM! I'M SORRY!

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  Carcharodontosaurus •11/17/19 1:00
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  Hydra snake of the salty lake of long-pants-shire, ate your dog, a smurf and a hawk, and lit your baby on fire

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  Carcharodontosaurus •8/10/19 10:58
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  It's not easy being green, in a peach colored land

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  Carcharodontosaurus 7/23/19 3:38 • posted 7/30/18 8:14
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  Red Dragon

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  Carcharodontosaurus 7/23/19 3:28 • posted 9/11/18 5:27
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  aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH! DO. NOT. CALL. ME. A. MUP-PET!!!! I JUST HAVE A BAD SUN-BURN!!! AaaAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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  Carcharodontosaurus •4/25/19 6:38
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  Neovenator Salerii

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  Carcharodontosaurus 3/30/19 4:28 • posted 3/12/19 9:05
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  Kaj The Frog

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  Carcharodontosaurus •3/11/19 4:11
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  Never joke about eating bananas if you stand next to an inter-city metro with 78 cents in your hands, cause some 'vaganian' dude will ask you; "Yo! Is that banana vaganian, you dumb sack of crocs!?"

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  Carcharodontosaurus •2/10/19 9:54
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  I'm bear. I'm mammal. I'm evil. I'm polar. I'm claw, haha. I'm very danger. I'm kill, ha, die idoit. I'm deat. I'm crazer. I'm jeff. I'm brow. Where is pole? North one? Haha, help me, need fish. Fish.

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  Carcharodontosaurus •1/7/19 11:19
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  It is the devil, but he's reborn baby B-]

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  Carcharodontosaurus •12/26/18 6:28
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  Revenant Of The Frozen Seas

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  Carcharodontosaurus •12/13/18 8:30
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  You get sucked into a black hole, woosh, and now you're in an alternate dimension, where this is minecraft Steve, yes, this is Steve. He serves pizza instead of digging for diamonds, as well as tacos

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  Carcharodontosaurus •12/2/18 8:02
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  Very sexy blue man from the "Blue guy dimension", where people are all blue and they're all guys, and they only eat stuff that isn't blue, because otherwise they disgrace the "BBB" (big blues band)

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  Carcharodontosaurus •10/23/18 6:53
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  Zatan-worshipping Lizzordian from the planet of Wakundamatata, that has come to SUCK all of the grape-juice on earth, with its rather attractive sideways-crushing jaws of delicacy. No. 1 Guitar Hero

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  Carcharodontosaurus •10/14/18 10:17
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  Distorted In Pain

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  Carcharodontosaurus •10/13/18 9:45
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  Erebus, The God Of Darkness

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  Carcharodontosaurus •8/6/18 6:10
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  Fodder For Fear

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  Carcharodontosaurus •8/3/18 7:53
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  Slow heavy bongo music plays

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  Carcharodontosaurus •7/30/18 8:49
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  Kaelborgoron The Demon From The 5000 Pits Of Eternal Darkness

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