This is a quest for my new RPG "Dungs & Dookies"

In the mountain region of Algalagathalas, there lies a village. They live, RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOUNTAIN IN WHICH A GIGANTIC RED DRAGON LIVES. Seriously tho. What kind of IDIOTS, settle down in a place like that, when they obviously live in a fantasy world, where mountains mean; BIG ASS MOODY MONSTERS.

Anyways, they call for your aid. If you can kill the dragon... supposing you can actually make it through its lair, guarded by orcs, kobolds, ogres, trolls, troglodytes, beholders, bowelbears, spidermen, ghouls, liches, vampires, angry goblins, manbearpigs, sasquatches and pterrosaurs... then you will be rewarded with a hug. And a big "thanks" from the chief of the village, not anyone else. And then you also get a new mount; a demented AND deformed mule, with a dragon tattoo, to prove you're the almighty dragon-slayer.

Oh yea, and of course also all the riches within its lair. The dragon could prolly buy like, every city in every kingdom if it wanted to, but instead it's just sleeping in its cave, acting like a turd toward everyone else, ruining the world-wide economy, by having its minions loot and steal from all other towns, just to keep the money, for no reason at all, other than the fact that the coins and gems are shiny.

Good luck.


This monster is ; "Red Dragon". (Oh, just "red dragon"? That doesn't sound so bad...)
Its stats are:

Level: Did you see the demon fella I made before? Well, take a look at that one's level, and shove it up your...
HP: Do I even need to tell you that you cannot kill a red bloody dragon? It's a red bloody dragon.
ATT: One hit, one shot. This guy don't care if you got the best armor. It's melted mac'n cheese now.
DEF: 1,3 * 10^8

Spells:
- Breath: Well, as you can imagine, a red dragon does not have a mentos breath. If he breathes on you, you die.

- Very big limps... and teeth... and claws...: Just... you know... good luck pal, you're not gonna nick a single penny from this dense scaly son of a mutant lizard.

Feel free to use it in your next Dungs & Dookies adventure.