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  • PMC
    Public • May 29, 2026, 9:20 am
    Update : Poll Embeds on Wall Posts!
    You can now share forum polls directly to your wall! Head to any forum poll thread or create your own and click Share Poll to Wall. Your post will be pre-filled with a live poll embed showing the current results, voting status, and a link back to the full thread.

    A clean way to surface interesting forum discussions without leaving the conversation behind.

    psst... pro-tip: you can also paste the poll bbcode into other useful locations like your content descriptions or profile custom widgets.

    poll Poll : What's your go-to first night strategy?
    history Voting closed Jun 1, 2026
    • emoji_eventsDig into a hillside39%· 88 votes
    • Build a dirt box10%· 22 votes
    • Find a village15%· 34 votes
    • Just... wing it36%· 82 votes
    226 votes total
    Voting closed Jun 1, 2026.
    forum Discuss Results
    raychan88882026-08-16 04:09:59
    I dig 3 block down and place 1 dirt on my head, and put a torch until day time
    Kachow959580152026-06-07 15:12:26
    I just dig into a hillside and that’s my house lol
    TheOrionSong2026-06-07 05:57:24
    Mostly dirt hut but sometimes I dig into a hill or if I don’t manage to get a bed, I go stripmining instead.
    SwankAunt1134032026-06-07 04:41:29
    Yeah,I still remember the first night in Minecraft.
    Didn’t finish my bed by dark, so I just dug a hole and squeezed in.
    watire2026-06-07 04:30:03
    good
    Zerohen2026-06-05 20:40:23
    Awesome!
    _hexxcraft2026-06-05 14:25:28
    I'd say build a WOOD hut...
    Lekhi2026-06-05 02:30:39
    Cool
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  • Scutoel
    Public • March 10, 2026, 2:24 pm
    Started working on a new map called Creeperlings a while back. Finally got around to getting the website set up to make a log post about it. Think Animal Crossing X Chao Garden (at least thats the plan for now). See it below

    https://scutoel.com/Creeperlings
  • HazelOrb shared SSPBL's post
    Public • November 23, 2025, 7:35 am
    SSPBL post by Zitzabis
    Public • November 22, 2025, 9:30 pm
    📢 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Week 2 Deadline Extended!

    We are rolling out the brand-new Redemption Pool & Star Queue system, but since this information is being released later than we would like during Week 2, we want to give everyone a fair chance to participate.

    Because of this, we are extending the Week 2 deadline. For those in the USA, this now falls on Thanksgiving day. Our hope is that you are already nearly finished with your skin anyway and this will not conflict with holiday plans. If it does, please inform the SSPBL team as soon as possible!!!

    🕒 New Week 2 Deadline:
    November 27, 2025 @ 11:59 PM UTC



    🎉 www.SSPBL.org is Now Live! 🎉

    We’re excited to officially launch SSPBL.org, a new website for organizing and presenting SSPBL in a clearer, more structured way. Made by our very own Zitzabis.

    This group page will stay active, but the website gives players and organizers a much easier way to follow the season.
    Instead of digging through wall posts and threads, everything is now neatly collected in one place.

    Here’s what the site offers:
    • A clean timeline of the entire season
    • Easy-to-read matchup pages with direct links to polls
    • A visible section showing active polls so you don't miss one
    • Auto-updating bracket visuals for each round
    • An interactive bracket that allows you to click names to see their skins and poll threads



    ⭐ The Redemption Pool & Star Queue

    The biggest addition made possible by the website is a new redemption system that encourages consistency and keeps more players involved each week.
    • Submit a skin every week to stay eligible!
    • You never know when you might get added to the redemption pool. To secure a chance to rejoin the bracket, we encourage you to keep making skins every week!
      (This is optional. If you are done for the season, that's ok.)

    • Redemption Pool = close losses from the previous week.
    • Submitting a skin while in the Pool can earn you stars.

    • Star Queue = a priority line based on how many stars you’ve earned.
    • Skipping a week removes you from the Star Queue and resets your stars.

    • Redemption Pool resets weekly; stars only reset if you skip.
    This system rewards reliability, gives more players a chance to step in as replacements, and adds a fun new layer of strategy to the season.

    Those who earned stars but we didn't need them as a replacement, will still get honorable mentions at the end of the season.

    Redemption lists and star queue information is all displayed on the website!

    Full explanation and strategy guide:
    https://sspbl.org/guide#strategy-guide



    Still have questions?
    Please make a guest book post, or PM Zitzabis with your questions. This new system might sound complicated but for most people, all you need to worry about is continuing to enjoy each week's palette and trying to make a skin with it. We'll take care of the rest. :)

    This website is still new and there may be bugs. If you see a bug, please inform Zitzabis as soon as possible!
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  • HazelOrb shared SSPBL's post
    Public • November 9, 2025, 6:10 am
    SSPBL post by DragonsDungeon
    Public • November 9, 2025, 5:45 am
    SSPBL classic 1 week 1 is now live!

    Thank you everyone for entering our preliminary jam, we got 61 contestants locked and loaded for a full season of SSPBL Classic 1! The week 1 match-ups can be found on the SSPBL group profile together with the palette for the week. We will generate the full bracket during week 1. Note that we have generated the match-ups through a random sampler. 3 participants will not have match-ups for week 1, but we still require they make a skin to make it to week 2.

    I will also notify a few people who used colours that deviated a bit too much from the preliminary palette in their preliminary skin - we figure these are incidental/accidental so no one is dq'ed out of the preliminaries.

    As for the palette; for week 1, we want to take you back to one of the original PBL palette tropes that I call the "two-paths" palette. The first season of PBL I ever entered used this palette scheme week 1 and I feel it always makes for great fun.

    For week 1 I also want to welcome a new member of the SSPBL team. Two-time winner wqtermxlon is joining the team and has already contributed to palette testing for this week. Please welcome them to the team!

    Good luck to everyone!

    Week 1 palette:


    Contestants participating in week 1:
    Fatcqt BlueBoyBuilds inzanely Auri Exentrik bloomng FabryFF Way000 Winters_Bane MrJok1r Momu Caeleana MewLee Wildcard_Gamer anonpmc5913017 olarasy Zayleia Paktt SillyCookies1Rox Juillyoom Normin Bureine Hightechik Stormesials GalaxyCat24 -Lunatique Jesse_mink GingerPie sqwil Panda_ThatOnePurpleGuylol olarcyzm Zomphey Pnifey kindabland philbertman42 wacqw Tbrooks202 Swanko shizotoaster Malachai Le Moon TheGuyAcrossSpace jacyx Kalyambusik GuyFromMars Knightsundere ricewater PureNerd anonpmc5951925 VirusCott Ezio caidencestudio Reblok MaltyOtter Narutod PlagueDoktor kickonly metroidlove cloudkitty Nah
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  • Jetra
    Public • October 30, 2025, 9:45 am
    https://prnt.sc/D_89YC2wJin4


    Sorter is done for the moment so I can finally find the things I need and decided to make a Bread machine. This is a quick and dirty thing that puts a seed, uses bone meal, and then breaks it and I'll make improvments later.

    Probably going to do something with obsidian pipe, water, and pistons. I feel like I'm making some big accomplishments in terms of becoming technically knowledgeable.
  • Jetra
    Public • October 29, 2025, 7:26 am
    https://prnt.sc/OWPhDAoPQMqb


    After many grueling hours, I've decided to finally start a sorting system. At this point, I usually just have a Destruction Catalyst and call it a day. Have been forcing myself to play with buildcraft and industrialcraft mods to overcome my fear of stupidity.

    It's not that I don't like them, I just have a hard time figuring out how A goes into B and to make it more efficient. I'm getting the hang of it and hoping to make it look prettier and maybe get it easier.

    Got a quarry, my starting area is looking like swiss cheese right now.
  • Jetra
    Public • October 26, 2025, 1:44 pm
    Loaded up my Tekkit Classic world and decided to do a bit of upgrading to my power since I had a couple of sollar arrays.

    Got to LV, need MV for mining laser....kill meeee.
  • HazelOrb shared SSPBL's post
    Public • October 25, 2025, 11:35 am
    SSPBL post by DragonsDungeon
    Public • October 25, 2025, 11:30 am
    SSPBL is back! This time in a new experimental season where we return to the roots of PBL: A PBL that was made without gimmicks and without colour grids. A PBL where you mostly got 12 colours and then had to make a skin using just those colours. We call this concept SSPBL classic. Apart from the changes to palettes and lack of gimmicks, everything else you know and love about SSPBL will be the same for the season!

    To enter the SSPBL classic season, please make a skin with the preliminary round palette and submit it to our season preliminary jam: SSPBL Classic I - Preliminaries Jam on Planet Minecraft


    For the preliminary round, we have prepared a 12 colour autumn inspired palette. Cranio and I have tirelessly worked to test the palette to make sure you can use it in a multitude of ways, and I can happily say that we think you'll find working with these 12 colours a lot of fun:



    If you need some inspiration, we have prepared a showcase skin that might give you some ideas as to how the colours could function!


    Devilish, yet angelic calamity [SSPBL Classic preliminary palette showcase]
    by SSPBL

    And we will have more to come, such that the preliminary round will be as accessible as possible for everyone! In future rounds, a showcase will not immediately be posted with the palette.

    Best of luck to all of you!
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  • PMC shared Cara Quests's post
    Public • October 1, 2025, 6:57 am
    Cara Quests post by CaraRose
    Public • October 1, 2025, 6:32 am
    🍂 FALL FESTIVAL QUEST IS NOW LIVE 🔴
    Join our lovely festival adventure to experience puzzles and fun activities
    both on Minecraft Server and Planet Minecraft.
    And receive pretty trophy after you complete the quest!
    Meet you there! 🍁


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    SlushySquid2026-04-07 13:03:31
    noice👌
    The night Wolf2026-03-10 14:03:46
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    RPKLego2026-03-09 21:31:04
    I did 😊
    jetterg2026-03-09 18:04:36
    Yes
    RPKLego2026-03-09 16:58:52
    on here?
    jetterg2026-02-22 19:21:25
    PMC can you subscribe to me?
    Janss_33PL2025-11-20 08:52:11
    ohhhh fall Festival
    Tritus The Water Dragon2025-10-04 22:07:48
    pumpkin spice latte here i come!




    (im not even a hipster! im just a fat guy who likes pumpkin flavoring!)
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  • PMC shared Cara Quests's post
    Public • September 24, 2025, 4:01 pm
    🍂 Our Fall Festival is almost here!

    Join the community in celebrating the season with contests, games, and fun activities hosted by fellow members. Whether you’re building, crafting, or just enjoying the vibes, there’s something for everyone.
    Cara Quests post by CaraRose
    Public • September 15, 2025, 4:48 pm

    🍂🌾 Autumn is in the air! 🌻🍄


    Hey! You are officially invited to the Fall Festival, hosted on Planet Minecraft!

    Keep an eye on Fall Festival Group to make sure you don't miss any cool events or news!

    Share this post on your wall and invite friends to join! 🎟

    DreamWanderer DinowCookie CaraRose FunkyToc
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    iLMDDz2026-04-03 00:08:21
    fdfhidlkacbfhjh
    Pacdude12025-10-02 17:19:33
    HMM
    Jagermmeisterme992025-09-27 10:42:57
    Yeah thats what makes it special for me
    April0682025-09-26 22:49:49
    It's finally autism
    nataniels2025-09-25 08:36:32
    it mattered to me!
    Tripiewifi2025-09-24 23:13:23
    31st like (this does not matter at all)
    Tritus The Water Dragon2025-09-24 17:00:23
    I think I may be the 10th like which isn't that remarkable...
    MKstar2025-09-24 16:47:33
    9th like
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  • PMC
    Public • July 30, 2025, 9:25 pm


    PMC, do you cook?! Get ready to share your tasty dishes, the Recipe Jam is here! Whether it’s your favorite treat, brewing a delicious stew, mixing a refreshing drink or inventing a totally new recipe, this is your chance to mix, mash, and serve up something unforgettable. Let your imagination simmer and let's see what you've got for us to try.

    Learn more and join us in the kitchen here!
    BuffdoggB_2025-09-21 13:31:55
    Question. How do I delete my groups so I can make new ones?
    Tacosrgood2025-08-23 11:14:17
    PLEASE change the logo to a pixel consistent one🙏 i know youve had that one for a long time but PLEASE 😭 it would look way better and wouldnt be all that different (no offense)
    User5771393G2025-08-16 18:39:07
    hi!!!!
    Ambassador Pineapple2025-08-11 14:14:33
    Can't stand the heat? Get out of the kitchen!
    BigDinosaur20242025-08-08 14:11:48
    hello im a yter
    User5771393G2025-08-05 21:42:28
    Um bro why I should you go back to yapping AHAHAHHA BRo
    Arn_da-gunkiller2025-08-03 18:08:12
    ok why jam
    PostaSauce2025-07-31 15:10:16
    that’s neat part, you can’t
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  • PMC shared DinowCookie's post
    Public • June 25, 2025, 8:11 am
    DinowCookie
    Public • June 10, 2025, 4:49 pm
    Jam! Jam! Design an NPC skin for the Fall Festival event. 😁

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    ARandomCat_-2025-07-31 12:04:59
    thats not reasonable crashout
    TyRy132025-07-27 05:16:37
    Bro what
    floir2025-07-14 21:17:21
    FXCK YOU
    deleted comment
    PostaSauce2025-07-01 23:10:49
    every day I lose a little more faith in humanity
    do that on another site
    :(
    PostaSauce2025-07-01 00:50:13
    Well, a jam is a PMC feature that allows people to submit skins, texture packs, maps, etc. often going off of a theme.
    This one in particular is autumn/fall themed.
    It will likely be held during… well… Fall!
    sneakheader2025-06-30 08:25:21
    Cool.
    Super cool Undertale player2025-06-29 13:55:08
    Wtf is it anyway like tell me when it will come out
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  • PMC
    Public • June 11, 2025, 2:48 pm


    🍂 Design an NPC for the Fall Festival! 🎃

    Help bring our upcoming October in-game event to life by creating a festive NPC skin! Think scarecrow farmers, pie vendors, wandering storytellers, anyone you'd meet at a cozy Fall celebration. Give them a name, a location in the festival, and maybe even a few fun lines of dialog. Your creation could become part of the festival world!


    Learn more and join the Skin Jam Here!
    DinowCookie2025-06-17 17:58:32
    Check the FAQ! Earliest planning and building started in April 😁 we're early to allow everyone to get involved leading up to the event in Fall :)
    PostaSauce2025-06-17 15:05:45
    my ass forgot hemispheres existed
    SergeantCat2025-06-17 10:45:19
    never spawnd them just walking and they were wondering around
    SergeantCat2025-06-17 10:44:25
    guys dont mean to interupped but a i was exloring in my survivil world and in a villge there were to piglins
    PiegoneAnimatez2025-06-14 23:14:49
    For Me It's Still Not Autumn, Probably Summer Or Spring.
    Oscilllate2025-06-14 19:01:54
    it's winter here :/
    User5826870G2025-06-14 14:02:23
    can i join with you guys
    PostaSauce2025-06-13 23:52:07
    summer just started???
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  • PMC
    Public • April 10, 2025, 8:04 pm


    We're gearing up for an exciting Fall Festival on Planet Minecraft, and we need your creativity to make it spectacular!
    Join the Planting Season Jam by contributing builds, blogs, or art inspired by autumn themes like harvest, cozy vibes, and festive celebrations.

    How to Participate:
    • Builds & Assets: Create structures or decorative items that capture the essence of fall.
    • Blogs & Art: Share stories, ideas, or artwork envisioning the perfect fall festival.
    Submission Guidelines:
    • Theme: Focus on autumn-related concepts—think pumpkins, falling leaves, and harvest festivals.
    • Format: Provide your creations as Minecraft maps, schematics, or blog posts.
    • Compatibility: Ensure builds are compatible with Minecraft Java version 1.21.5.
    For full details and inspiration prompts, check out the Planting Season Jam FAQ.

    Let's collaborate to craft an unforgettable fall festival experience! 🍂
    Lucas96449PMC2025-05-14 01:01:45
    The max storage world files are strict! It is max 15 Megabytes! Can you make it 30 Megabytes?
    lob87542025-04-27 10:52:40
    when is it
    WelltonCarper2025-04-21 01:56:15
    Hello! I submited a building for the event, does it take some time to appear in the entries or do i have to do something else?
    DinowCookie2025-04-18 11:50:21
    There will be other preparation-Jams in which you'll be able to submit skins!
    Squidjees2025-04-16 14:02:04
    it's mostly builds
    DuckyEye2025-04-16 10:27:47
    global warming idk
    Leanmcgeen2025-04-14 21:48:51
    could I do skins?
    DinowCookie2025-04-11 17:48:00
    Please read the Jam page 😁 there was no recycling of templates! We're planting in spring to harvest in fall, so to speak. 😉
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  • Jetra
    Public • March 1, 2025, 1:55 pm
    Finished Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars bringing my backlog down to 39 games left. I have not made much progress, but when I'm playing games that require all my skills it's not that big of a surprise.

    Apparently the game had an update that broke campaign which made playing Normal Difficulty as bad as Insane in some parts. Luckily, I have played a number of StarCraft 2 missions on Impossible giving me some level of ability.

    Still, that was hard to the point I knocked it down to Easy just so I could get through.

    Now, though, I am now in the territory feeling less like I have to play and more that I want to play. It only took about 4 years to slog through most of them.
  • Jetra
    Public • February 21, 2025, 11:34 am
    Got to the Nether, spawned in an area that is, without fail like everything else in the game, a nightmare of navigation. I'm on an island of netherrack far above lava and the only way down is gravel stairs.

    Try to make a new portal, links back to the first portal.

    FFFFFFF why is Nether tether still a thing? Why are they linking like this still?
    ScotsMiser2025-02-21 13:24:29
    At least you came through on an island that gives you some room…

    I like to make my first portal high to try to force the nether side as high as possible and stay away from lava, then construct a portal that links back where convenient and go from there. (As I tend to travel mainly in the attic, coming in highlike this works well. I also have a procedure for building stairs down through open air if needed.)

    Should it be helpful: https://www.easycalculation.com/other/minecraft-portal-calculator.php
  • Jetra
    Public • February 16, 2025, 2:11 pm
    Two hours in and already have full diamond gear. Not sure I like how nerfed they become to be almost as valuable as gold.
  • Jetra
    Public • February 12, 2025, 1:35 pm
    I should probably fix my profile page
  • Jetra
    Public • February 8, 2025, 1:14 am
    While I might not be the biggest fan of changes, I'll admit that it's getting me to be a little bit more creative

    https://prnt.sc/uuikX5QgbdXv
  • Jetra
    Public • February 6, 2025, 1:28 am
    Taking a break from the backlogs and decided to play Modern Minecraft since fireflies are finally coming back.

    Oh. Deer. God. What even is this game anymore? I dig for nearlyan hour to reach bedrock. I think there's just a bit too much now. So amy different colors of fencing and stairs and blocks and tools and trying to find even iron is a nightmare. Every island is like a mountain.

    Send me back to Alpha!
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