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You have been visited by the pink Jesus from the 12th realm of peanutography. If you won't diamond this skin, then tomorrow, you will find a nice t-shirt, but it won't suit you, and you will cry.

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Carcharodontosaurus's Avatar Carcharodontosaurus
Level 59 : Grandmaster Fish
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If I cannot spam the wallposts with garbage.

Then so be it.



There once was a man who was dipped in jam. And when this man was dipped, he was forever cursed to sniff the necks of Jack Russel terriers.

Because of this curse, he swore revenge upon the rest of human kind. Anyone he would meet, would be oppressed and offended, in silly ways. All without him even saying a thing. His very presence once made an old lady walk up to a ten year old boy, and fart on his face, only then to proceed with unpacking a lollypop, licking the lolly, and then squeeze it into the boy's ear, so it was stuck and he had to go to the hospital.

NOW YOU TOO HAVE SEEN HIM.

UNLESS YOU YELL OUT LOUD: "I HAVE SCABBIES LADDIES" 10 TIMES IN THE NEAREST MALL, YOU WILL PROBABLY FIND A NICE NEW CLOTHING, THAT WON'T SUIT YOU, FOLLOWED BY SOME HOBO COMING UP TO YOU, ASKING YOU IF YOU'RE LINSEY LOHAN, AND IF SO, GIVE HIM ALL YOUR DAMN MONEY.
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Ech0Chamber
08/07/2018 5:14 pm
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ex de
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Englalonde
07/08/2018 5:53 am
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CRYING
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06/20/2018 7:43 am
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Carcharodontosaurus
06/21/2018 11:41 am
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Please do
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anonpmc1572080
06/21/2018 1:49 pm
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ywuyu
06/18/2018 8:42 pm
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beautiful being
also i got distracted in a chain of searches from your username xD
it happens a lot to me
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DakuTheFeesh
06/18/2018 5:00 pm
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i feel blessed
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Carcharodontosaurus
06/18/2018 5:44 pm
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I feel cursed...
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Albertstuff
06/18/2018 2:44 pm
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iiSweetStrawberry: "uR a tWaT" i aGreE
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TheProg
06/18/2018 7:54 am
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I was finding a new religion
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