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Diary of a Wimpy Steve #2

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stevegold1's Avatar stevegold1
Level 30 : Artisan Dragon
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Friday:

1.8.4 is out and my dreams are crushed. Turns out I entered the 'mod section' in a mod with no name, so all my 3 long hours have gone to waste, I put so much effort into it aswell, and Notch still owns all the credit. I can't~~... sorry about that, I live with my brother herobrine, he always bullies me and notch and he just purpusly nudged me, I hate that guy, always my parents favourite, always spreding rumors, and when I run away and say "You suck more than Notch!" I have to whisper it when Notch is around, and do I need to say why?

He's got terrible jokes and stuff to, his worst is "Have you ever seen the movie constapated? It never came out!" I still can't understand how he won the school talent three years in a row show when we were still there. He's always been hacking mods into minecraft without forge, thats how he does all that abnormal stuff. We had to put the 1.8.4 update on hold to go to cort due to him messing up all the files, so we could only realese bug fixes for now, we had a new boss and everything!

What makes things worse is know just for the slightest bit of coding we need permission from Bill Gates, the recent owner of mojang and Microsoft. Bill gates is an amazing guy, it's just all the permission slips and contracts.

Saturday:

Man, Bill Gates is good, he looked at the files and saw the data and who did what, and he game me a promotion and with it I get one of the contracts he gave to Notch, where you don't need to get permision every single time you want to code something! Oh no!  I just remembered! Theres a meeting in ten minutes, the journy's seven, I have to go!



(Due to it being short, I've decieded to add Notch's perspective to the save blogs as the main series)


                                                     NOTCH'S PERSPECTIVE:

Friday:

It's so boring! 1.8.4 has been ruined and it's all Heobriens falt fault! I've decied to take matters into my own hands and delete mods, that way his powers will be removed, and I can take my diamond sword out and finish him for good! I've got my plot ready but I'm going to have to add some changes in 1.8.5, and I can change the release date to any time I want, but I'm going to need Steve's help...

Saturday:

I've just come back from a meeting, and I've added a USB stick to the main computer, which will add a virus and add 1.8.5 in no time, but of course, it won't say my new things on the launcher, it just says bug fixes or something like that, and I've improved my plot, and Steve is almost ready to know....
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