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Dungs & Dookies: Fortress Of Poor Life Choices - Special "Lair Of The Bowelbear"

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Level 56 : Grandmaster Caveman
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WARNING - This is a continuation of an adventure, you cannot "start" from this part, unless you have completed the part prior to this one.


Welcome to yet another Dungs & Dookies adventure.
You will need a dice to go on this voyage.




First, you need to know your base stats and inventory.

You have 14 Hit Points (HP). When you reach 0 in a fight, you die. If you win a fight, you heal up all your HP afterwards.


At this point, you have 0 armor. Having 1 armor, means you can minus 1 damage from an opponent's attack.


Right now you have a short-sword, which provides no extra damage. Other weapons and items can be obtained through your journey.

To keep track of your equipment, as well as your health and status in combat, you should also have a paper sheet and a pen, to keep track of the damage flow.

Now to your equipment slots:



Weapon


Battle-axe
, Daggers, Short-sword, Banana

Shield
(If you have a Battle-axe or Daggers equipped, you cannot wield a Shield)


Armor


Helmet

Chestplate

Gloves

Boots

Amulet

Ring



BUT IF, you have completed ANY prior adventures and claimed items from there, you may use those as well.

In case you haven't completed any of the other adventures, you can choose ONE of the following weapons:



Big Massive Awesome Double-edged axe

Provides you with a +2 bonus to damage, as well as "battle-axes" can be used in some special combat situations.

Thicc Iron Shield

Provides you with +1 armor, meaning you can minus 1 damage from an opponent's attack, as well as "shields" can be used in some special combat situations.

Fangs Of The Great White Spider Man

Provides you with a +1 bonus to damage. as well as "daggers" can be used in some special combat situations.





Special - "Lair Of The Bowelbear"

Wow! Alright we're doing this! Side-quest time! You enter a dark, moist, warm (but with a nice cool breeze, that makes it a little chilly nonetheless, although it's definitely not "cold" as such, but it would definitely be considered... uhh... yea nevermind) cave. You enter a cave, okay? That's right. Another one. There are skulls from orcs, humans, troglodytes, goblins and elves alike. And it reeks of Mac'n Cheese.



And that's when you see it. The big, foul, nasty beast, of which the goblin spoke of. The "Bowelbear". It sits in front of a stolen 3D flat-screen TV, eating protein bars, WITH CAT MILK. As I see it, this son of a greasy sub-urban butcher deserves a horrible death, for not drinking cow milk with his protein bars. And therefore you have these options to choose from, which will all lead to you fighting this monstrosity. There is no turning back now.


Go to:

1: If you wish to initiate the fight using cheesy line no. 1.
2: If you wish to initiate the fight using cheesy line no. 2.
3: If you wish to initiate the fight using cheesy line no. 3.

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07/08/2020 6:10 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Kitten
iloveflareon
The tags tho
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07/08/2020 6:32 pm
Level 56 : Grandmaster Caveman
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