The Obligatory Skinning Tutorial (April Fools)

Hello ladies and gentlesquare-box thingys, Ax here with yet another blog. This time it is about skinning due to the extreme demand there has been from my wonderful fans.
So the basics first- Skinning is like taking off a sweater, only that you do it on someone else, and that the ''someone else'' has been dead for a few seconds. A knife is often used, and more often it is done towards animals than humans. 
But really there is not much to it-> and there is not that much to it really. Just make sure it goes nicely off and be careful not to rip the skin apart. The most cleverest thing is to use young animals, as their skin goes off much easier than old and grown ones...-


Huh? Has to be minecraft skinning, huh? Considering this is a minecraft website, I guess that's necessary in order to keep this submission.
So if you want to make a skin in minecraft, you must do as the picture shows you:


You see? First you must kill hundreds of cows, and if you were as lucky as me, you might have gotten two or even three skins! Those can in turn be used to craft some useless crap for decorative purposes.
If you want less killing, you can get them from horses, finally giving them a use.