my uncle got me this beautiful springy thing for my birthday and i put it on my desk, and now i am far too distracted by springy to get any work done XD
so i went on a dog walk with my cousin today and we ended up at a garden center with a very nice cafe, and because we had my cousins 2 dogs and her mum's dog we had to sit outside and so we turned on the heat lamp above our table because it was colder than the ninth circle of hell and lowkey windy. so we are all sitting around the table and vibing under the heat lamp when this lady comes out with a little remote control and we're like awee that's so nice she's going to turn the heat lamp heat up. but no she turns it off. and then my aunt who'd joined us at the cafe is like oh that was keeping us warm why did you do that and the lady looks at her and goes "you're not sitting directly under it." and so my aunt has to explain that it is in fact keeping us warm and the lady rolls her eyes at her and reluctantly turns the heat lamp back on.
join today and you get absolutely nothing that you wouldn't get if you joined tomorrow but we will think you are just that little bit cooler ๐๐๐