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Chapter 1: Your First Steps Towards Bababooeyism
Ah, you decided to follow this grand religion. Well, it won't disappoint! By the end of the grand chapters, you will have already achieved the various meanings of life. Without further ado, let's begin.
1. Accept the fact that you are cringe
It's true! You are cringe. The knowledge of being cringe however won't get you there yet. You can know, but not accept. Upon these principles, we should know that to achieve the first step, accept whatever you do and who you are is cringe. You are no more nor less of anyone around you. Ultimately, you are a human and everyone around you is a human. Upon believing in this, you are as well the equal of anyone else you call cringe.
Per say, there is this one person on YouTube you despise due to him being a waster of food and using it for his personal gain, when there are others out there that could use it. First, if you feel this, you already have the pre-made qualities of one that will adapt to Bababooeyism naturally. Secondly and more importantly, in the end, even with a well-made argument that will prove your point in the end, there will be no change in your state of being a human. You are a human and will be. This praise you will receive is earthly and pertains to earth. Beyond earth is the eternal state of Bababooeyia (heaven pretty much) and below earth is Kartia (hell). The people's praises cannot go unto Bababooeyia and won't go to Kartia. So, do not build upon these praises and think of yourself to be higher than the one who is cringe. With this refuting evidence, you are thereof the same as him/her that is cringe as said from the beginning. By accepting this fact, you have completed the first step to achieving pure bliss and peace. This peace, the amazing Bababooey.
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